What is the longest word in the dictionary?
     Smiles – because there’s miles between each “s”.

Why was the man fired from the M and M factory?
     Because he threw away all the M and M’s that had W’s on them!

Did you hear about the actor that fell through the floor?
     Oh yes!  It was just a stage he was going through!

What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator?
     Close the door!  I’m dressing!

What did the leopard say after eating the hunter?
     Man, that hit the spot!

What do you call a sleeping bull?
     A bulldozer!

What is the most slippery country in the world?
     Greece!

What happens when you throw a green stone in the Red Sea?
     It gets wet!

How many balls of string would it take to reach the moon?
     Just one, if it was long enough!

Why did cavemen draw pictures of hippopotamuses and rhinoceroses on their cave walls?
     Because they couldn’t spell their names!