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April 2002 Vol.3 Issue 4
Fun
& Games
Note that the
words used in Young Saint Louis.com crossword
puzzles are all taken from the articles appearing in this month's
issue. When you have completed the puzzles, you can click
here to find the answers!
Young
Saint Louis.com - April #1
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1.
to make smaller
3. a fee for a service
7. join competing team
9. balanced skills
10. last contestants |
2.
musical instrument
4. a return expected
5. extreme contrast
6. collection of stocks
8. a theater group |
Young
Saint Louis.com - April #2
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1.
imaginary beings
7. facing extinction
9. clarify with picture |
2.
made like new
3. left behind
4. plan of study
5. in partnership
6. preparation for show
8. severe trouble |
Spring
Fever
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3. just around
corner
7. harder to control
9. on all trees
10. migrate back
11. more of it
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1.
spring brings opener
2. start to rise
4. need cutting
5. seem to get longer
6. often needed
8. popular pastime |
More Useless
Inventions
- Non-stick scotch
tape
- Smooth sandpaper
- Fireproof matches
- Inflatable dartboard
- Silent alarm
clock
- Braille driver's
manual
Kids' exam answers
- H2O is hot water
and C02 is cold water!
- When you smell
an odorless gas, it is usually carbon monoxide!
- The equator
is a menagerie line running around the earth through Africa!
- Rhubarb is a
kind of celery gone bloodshot!
- A vacuum is
a large empty space where the Pope lives!
Ghost Jokes
When do ghosts
usually appear?
Just before someone screams!
What do little
ghosts drink?
Evaporated milk!
Why are ghosts
such poor magicians?
Because you can see through all
their tricks!
What do you call
a ghost who haunts the city hall?
A night mayor!
And some more
that can't be classified (except as dumb jokes!)
What did the policeman
say when the spider ran down his back?
You're under a vest!
Where does the
king keep his armies?
Under his sleevies!
What do you get
if you poor hot water down a bunny hole?
Hot cross bunnies!
On what side does
a chicken have the most feathers?
The outside!
Why did the snowman
call his dog "Frost"?
Because Frost bites!
A knock knock
joke for a big finish!
Knock. Knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Well, don't cry about it!
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