How About a Laugh or Two?

Food Jokes:

What are two things you can’t have for breakfast?
     Lunch and dinner.

Customer:  Waiter!  I’m in a hurry!  Will my pancakes be long?
Waiter:  No, sir.  They’ll be round.

What snacks do hot air balloonists eat?
     Raisin’ cookies.

How do you make a cherry turnover?
     Tickle its stomach.

Why did the baker make a million doughnuts?
     Because she loved the “hole” business. 

Science Jokes:

Why is the winter the best time to buy thermometers?
     Because they’re a lot higher in the summer.

Why are fish good at science?
     They spend all of their time in schools.

Student:  What causes baldness?
Professor:   Lack of hair.

When does it rain money?
     When there’s some change in the weather.

What is the best way to prevent infection caused by biting insects?
     Don’t bite any.

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