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August 2001 Vol.2 Issue 8
Fun
& Games
Note
that the words used in Young Saint Louis.com
crossword puzzles are all taken from the articles appearing
in this months issue. When you have completed the puzzles, you
can click here to find
the answers!
Young
Saint Louis.com - August #1
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2.
proper way to act
3. writes for newspaper
6. take part in
7. unlike any other
8. promotes an event
9. helpful advisor |
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showing how to do
2. helpful criticism
4. plan of events
5. record of activities |
Young
Saint Louis.com - August #2
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1. understand
well
2. protective layer
4. watches the play
6. sticks to the plan
7. organizes books
8. figure in a play |
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give full attention
3. group of planes
4. try out for role
5. up and down movement |
Back
to School Woes
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3.
sorry to see end
5. need new for school
7. the top dog
8. make weeks bearable |
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glad school starts
2. holds books
4. necessary evil
5. reluctant learners
6. necessary to school
7. never have enough |
Summer
Leisure Spots
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Backyard
Library
Mall
McDonalds
Movies
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Park
Pool
Porch
Shade |
So you like school
jokes?
Teacher: Why were
you late for school?
Pupil: Sorry, teacher, I overslept.
Teacher: You mean you sleep at home, too!
Pupil 1: Our teacher
talks to herself. Does yours?
Pupil 2: Yes, but she doesn't
realize it. She thinks we're actually listening!
Pupil: I didn't
do my homework because I lost my memory.
Teacher: When did that start?
Pupil: When did what start?
Pupil 1: The brain
is a wonderful thing.
Pupil 2: Why do you say that?
Pupil 1: Because it starts working right away when you get up
in the morning and never stops until you get asked a question
in class!
How about some wacky definitions? (Why you shouldn't use
the Internet as a dictionary)
Adult: A
person who has stopped growing at both ends and has started
growing in the middle
Astronomer:
A night watchman
Bird of Prey:
Eagle that goes to church every Sunday
Climate:
What you do with a ladder
Coincide:
The sensible thing to do when it's raining
Denial: Where
Cleopatra lived
Expert: Someone
who used to be a pert
Gladiator:
How the monster felt after lunch
Illegal:
A sick bird of prey
Information:
How planes fly at an air show
Let's try some
birthday jokes
Moe: When's your
birthday?
Zoe: August 22nd.
Moe: What year?
Zoe: Every year, silly!
What did the birthday
balloon say to the pin?
Hi, Buster!
Where do you find
a birthday card for a cat?
In a cat-alog!
Moe: Were any famous
men or women born on your birthday?
Zoe: No, only little babies!
For his birthday
the monster asked for a "heavy sweater."
So they gave him a sumo wrestler!
Why did the monster
put the birthday cake in the freezer?
Because he had been told to ICE
it!
Why couldn't cave
men send birthday cards?
Because the stamps kept falling
off the rocks!
What's the best
way to find out when an elephant's birthday is?
Check his driver's license!
What do you give
a six hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday?
I don't know, but you'd better
hope he likes it!
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