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August 2003 Vol.4 Issue 8
Fun
& Games
Trivia:
What kind of party?
When you're done,
click here for the answers.
- What kind of
party is interested in winning elections?
- This party has
an elephant as its symbol.
- This party has
a donkey as its symbol.
- At what kind
of party are you likely to see candles on a cake?
- What kind of
party is likely to be unknown to its guest of honor?
- You are likely
to see pumpkins at this party.
- At what party
is mistletoe an appropriate decoration?
- Pink hearts
are the decoration of choice at this party.
- At what kind
of party are tears and goodbyes a likely accompaniment?
- Yellow ribbons
have become traditional at this kind of party, particularly
for servicemen.
Crossword
Puzzles
When you have
completed the puzzles, you can click
here to find the answers!
Young
Saint Louis.com #1
| Across |
Down |
1.
not factual
4. without using name
6. a space traveler
8. unit of lan measure
9. built for a purpose
10. before expected time |
2.
prize seeking
3. not required
5. list of events
7. a required action |
Young
Saint Louis.com #2
| Across |
Down |
4.
bike riders
7. use map and compass
9. transportation means
10. slide instrument |
1.
two hundred years
2. repair and improve
3. one who walks
5. game from Indians
6. unlike any other
8. string instrument |
Fast
Food
| Across |
Down |
4.
eaten in car
6. buy in buckets
7. served on buns
9. hard and soft shell
11. essential with fries
13. food for wimps |
1.
only at breakfast
2. often supersized
3. wrapped beans
5. comes in slices
7. ballgame favorites
8. need at least 32 oz
10. expected to pitch in
12. usually rocks |
Back
to School
| Across |
Down |
1.
heavier each year
4. reluctant returnees
6. never have enough
7. what moms look for
9. new pair needed |
1.
heard every period
2. returning enemy - 2 words
3. never long enough
5. lost till next year
8. often inedible |
Jokes
Let's start off
with some dog jokes
What do you call
a Happy Lassie?
A Jolly Collie!
What did the cowboy
say when a bear ate Lassie?
"Well, doggone!"
Why do dogs wag
their tails?
Because no one else will do it
for them!
How can you tell
if you have a stupid dog?
It chases parked cars!
What do you do
if your dog eats your ballpoint pen?
Use your pencil instead!
What is a dog's
favorite food?
Anything that's on your plate!
How did the dog
feel when he lost his flashlight?
Delighted!
Now, some "romantic"
jokes
The computer-dating
agency picked me out as a boyfriend.
Yeah, sure. But who wants to
go out with a computer!
What happened to
the couple who met in a revolving door?
Oh, they're still going round
together!
I got a lovely
kitten for my girlfriend.
I wish I could make a trade like
that!
My girlfriend has
beautiful hair all down her back.
Oh, what a shame it's not on
her head!
The girl that I
marry will have to take a joke.
Of course. That's the only kind
you're ever going to get!
What's the wife
of a hippy called?
Mississippi!
Our usual knock,
knock finale
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Hammond.
Hammond who?
Hammond eggs!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Harmony.
Harmony who?
Harmony knock knock jokes do you expect me to know?
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