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December 2001 Vol.2 Issue 12
Fun
& Games
Note
that the words used in Young Saint Louis.com
crossword puzzles are all taken from the articles appearing
in this months issue. When you have completed the puzzles, you
can click here to find
the answers!
Young
Saint Louis - December #1
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7. Animal
doctor
8. Contest signed up
9. Stand alone
10. Game on ice
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Play to win
2. Lightweight metal
3. Meet every criteria
4. Holds live fish
5. Fish breeding ground
6. Grueling race |
Young
Saint Louis - December #2
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1. First action
taken
4. Investment holdings
5. Money from parents
6. Computer controlled
8. The real thing
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Area around home
3. Earnings on stocks
4. Well trained for job
7. Percentage taken off |
Harry
Potter Trivia
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3. Harry's
friend (boy)
6. Favorite game
7. Evil wizard
8. School headmaster
12. Potions teacher
13. Haunts a toilet
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Harry's House
2. Missing his head
4. Half bird/horse
5. Harry's friend (girl)
9. Regular people
10. The Dursley's son
11. Hagrid's dog
12. Quidditch position |
More
Potter Trivia
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3. Wizards/animals
4. Friendly giant
5. School for wizards
7. Quidditch position
8. Magic broom
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A Slytherin
2. A class at Hogwarts
5. Harry's owl
6. Ron's rat
9. Wizard without magic |
It's December;
how about some holiday jokes?
What did the bald
man say when he got a comb for Christmas?
Thanks, I'll never part with it!
What did the big
candle say to the little candle?
I'm going out tonight!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Wayne.
Wayne, who?
Wayne in a manger...!
Mom, can I have
a dog for Christmas?
No, you can have turkey like everyone
else!
Noah: Dear, I thought
we had two turkeys when we left.
Mrs. Noah: Well! It is Christmas!
What do reindeer
say before telling you a joke?
This one will sleigh you!
Why does Santa Claus
like to work in the garden?
Because his likes to hoe, hoe,
hoe!
Why did you ask
for a dachshund for Christmas?
Because I heard someone say, "Get
along, little doggy!"
Now, for some
non-holiday jokes
How do you stop
a snake from striking?
Pay decent wages!
What do workers
do in clock factories?
They make faces all day!
What were Tarzan's
last words?
Who greased the vine?
What happened when
the chicken slept under the car?
She woke up oily the next morning!
What do you call
a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A stick!
Why was Cinderella
thrown off the basketball team?
Because she ran from the ball!
Why was Cinderella
such a bad basketball player?
Because she had a pumpkin for
a coach!
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