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December 2002 Vol.3 Issue 12
Fun
& Games
Christmas
trivia fun
(When
you're done, click here for
the answers.)
- What two-letter
word repeated over and over seems to be Santa Claus' favorite
greeting?
- What is supposed
to be Santa Claus' favorite mode of entry to family homes
around the world?
- How many reindeer
does it take to pull Santa's sleigh?
- How many of
Santa's reindeer can you name?
- What kind of
"people" are Santa's helpers at the North Pole?
- What kind of
kid is not supposed to be visited by Santa Claus?
- Who was Dr Suess'
famous villain who "stole Christmas"?
- What nineteenth
century English author wrote "The Christmas Carol"?
- What seems to
be the hardest thing for kids to do on Christmas Eve?
- In the U.S.,
what is celebrated exactly one week after Christmas?
Crossword
Puzzles
Note that the
words used in Young Saint Louis.com crossword
puzzles are all taken from the articles appearing in this month's
issue. When you have completed the puzzles, you can click
here to find the answers!
Young
Saint Louis.com #1
| Across |
Down |
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1. used to
present data
3. to value
4. trying to sell candy
7. movie related
9. hard, stone-like
10. list accomplishments
11. party in control
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2.
able to be on a team
5. party not in control
6. used as solvent
8. devil-like |
Young
Saint Louis.com #2
| Across |
Down |
1.
draw to clarify
4. study of past sites
8. degree unfinished
9. on a repeated basis
10. cut apart |
2.
roll head first
3. specialized knowledge
5. clues to early life
6. divide into sections
7. recruiting effort |
Potter
Puzzle
| Across |
Down |
4.
Harry's family
7. serious student
8. school's headmaster
11. Wizard School |
1.
Harry's owl
2. evil villain
3. Dumbledore's bird
5. flying sport
6. vain, pompous
9. regular people
10. a house elf |
Happy
Holidays!
| Across |
Down |
4.
has nose that glows
7. doesn't like kids
8. Santa's helpers
9. the night before
12. a happy event
14. Santa's vehicle
15. most popular gifts |
1.
spend on presents
2. talking snowman
3. hangs on the tree
5. under the tree
6. Happy holidays!
10. Christmas songs
11. like Santa's belly
13. checked twice |
Jokes
Let's start off
with a few Christmas jokes
What did the bald
man say when he got a comb for Christmas?
"Thanks, I'll never part
with it!"
What do you get
when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?
A pineapple!
What do reindeer
say before telling you a joke?
"This one will sleigh you!"
Where do you find
reindeer?
It depends on where you left
them!
Why do reindeer
scratch themselves?
Because they're the only ones
who know where they itch!
And some others
What's a volcano?
A mountain with hiccups!
What did the tie
say to the hat?
"You go on ahead and I'll
just hang around!"
What did one virus
say to another virus?
"Stay away! I think I've
got penicillin!"
Why didn't the
banana snore?
Because it didn't want to wake
up the rest of the bunch!
Did you hear about
the guy who had BO on one side only?
He bought Right Guard but couldn't
find Left Guard!
Some bizarre
humor
A blind man with
a Seeing Eye dog at his side went into a grocery store. He walked
to the middle of the store, picked up the dog by the tail and
starts swinging it around in circles over his head.
The store manager is astonished
when he sees this behavior. So he went over and asked the blind
man, "Pardon me, sir. May I help you?"
"No, thanks," the blind
man replied, "I'm just looking around!"
Our sign-off
Knock, Knocks
Knock. Knock.
Who's there?
Thistle.
Thistle who?
Thistle be the last time I knock at this door!
Knock. Knock.
Who's there?
Hosanna.
Hosanna who?
Hosanna Claus gets down the chimney I'll never know!
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