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December 2003 Vol.4 Issue 12
Fun
& Games
Winter Season
Trivia
When you're done,
click here for the answers.
- In winter, the
days are ______ and the nights are______ than in other seasons.
- What two holidays
are in different years but only a week apart?
- Most of our
birds disappear in winter. Where do they go?
- How cold does
it have to get in winter before water freezes?
- What are kids
hoping for in winter as they listen to the evening weather
forecast?
- Freezing rain
is called________.
- What do many
wool coats smell like early in the winter season?
- Gloves without
fingers in them are called______.
- A score in hockey
is called a ______>
- What winter
extravaganza brings NFL football to a close?
Crossword Puzzles
When you have
completed the puzzles, you can click
here to find the answers!
Young
Saint Louis.com #1
| Across |
Down |
1.
descriptive sound
3. cares for animals
5. meet face to face
8. sea animals
10. try out for a part |
2.
weather forecaster
4. repeated
6. events in a series
7. viewers of play
9. like no other |
Young
Saint Louis.com #2
| Across |
Down |
3.
successfully shot
4. writes music
6. hunter's hiding spot
8. speculative
9. obstacles to be met
10. modified |
1.
good at task
2. colors blend in
5. soccer position
7. deer meat |
Lewis
and Clark
| Across |
Down |
1.
reproduce an event
3. of later generation
7. purposeful trip
8. an era's efficiency
9. type of river boat |
2.
to make acceptable
4. copy of artifact
5. chart destination
6. storm leavings |
December
Fun
| Across |
Down |
1.
better not be
4. usually cold
5. not to be lost
8. decorate with lights
11. sledding necessity
13. expected |
2.
Happy Holidays
3. days off school
6. what you'd better be
7. skating necessity
9. guides sleigh
10. aka St. Nick
12. often overly long |
Some December
holiday related jokes
What bird is never
hungry at Christmas?
The turkey - he's always stuffed!
What does Count
Dracula write on his Christmas cards?
Best vicious of the season!
What did the big
candle say to the little candle?
I'm going out tonight!
We had Grandma
for Christmas dinner.
Really, we had turkey!
What's bread?
Raw toast!
If a reindeer loses
its tail, where would it go to find a new one?
A retail store!
What do you call
a letter put in the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Black mail!
Others just as
corny
Doctor, how can
I cure my sleepwalking?
Easy. Put thumbtacks on your
bedroom floor!
Doctor, I snore
so loud I wake myself up?
Well, just sleep in another room!
Why did you buy
that dachshund?
I like that western song, "Get
a long, little doggie!"
A really dumb girl
and her friend were walking down the street. The friend said,
"Look, there's a dead bird." The really dumb girl
looked up and said, "Where?"
Why is England the
wettest nation in the world?
Because the Queen has reigned
there for over fifty years!
Knock knocks
to end the torture
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rabbit.
Rabbit who?
Rabbit carefully, it's a Christmas present!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rita.
Rita who?
Rita good book, you might learn something!
Knock. knock.
Who's there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have to keep telling these dumb knock, knock jokes?
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