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December 2004 Vol.5 Issue 12
Fun
& Games
Crossword Puzzles
When you have completed the puzzles, you can click
here to find the answers!
Young
Saint Louis.com #1
| Across |
Down |
1.
associate, partner
3. enter a new country
6. relates to resources
8. an evaluation
9. to try out for
10. Russian country home |
2.
sound patterns
4. reusing resources
5. contamination
7. musical performance |
Young
Saint Louis.com #2
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Down |
1.
showing of support
6. shows greatest power
9. close to city
10. place to cast vote |
2.
way to pick leaders
3. size of difference
4. party's nominees
5. more than half
7. the direction
8. farm communities |
Young
Saint Louis.com #3
| Across |
Down |
1.
joined writing
5. much alike
6. studies nature
7. a sour liquid |
1.
burned wood
2. record of seen items
3. guessed, figured
4. for picture-taking
5. smash, squeeze
8. planned way to go |
Holiday
Traditions
| Across |
Down |
1.
felt at holiday time
2. given on holiday
5. what kids feel
6. remembrance of roots
7. symbols of season
9. gift-bringing elf |
1.
Christian holiday
3. Jewish celebration
4. Christmas music
8. the day before |
Silly jokes,
for starters
Why did the pony
cough?
He was a little hoarse!
How does the moon
cut his hair?
E-clipse it!
Why did the frog
say "meow"?
He was learning a foreign language!
What did the teddy
bear say when offered dessert?
No thanks, I'm stuffed!
Where do you find
a no-legged dog?
Right where you left him!
What do you call
a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer!
Why did the snowman
name his dog "Frost"?
Because frost bites!
How do you keep
an idiot busy for hours?
Give him a piece of paper with
"Please turn over" written on both sides!
Why do ghosts make
such poor magicians?
Because you can see through their
tricks!
When is a car not
a car?
When it turns into a garage!
David's father
had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and ____?
David, of course!
Bumper Stickers
- I am not paranoid!
Which of my enemies told you this?
- Back up my hard
drive? How do I put it in reverse?
- I drive way too
fast to worry about cholesterol!
- I need patience…NOW!
- The best things
in life are free…plus tax.
- He who hesitates
is probably right!
More useless
inventions
- A black highlighter
pen
- Smooth sandpaper
- Inflatable dartboard
- Braille drivers
manual
- Waterproof teabags
- A book on how
to read
- Powdered water
Closing knock
knocks
Knock. Knock.
Who's there?
Emma.
Emma who?
Emma bit cold out here, could you let me in?
Knock. Knock.
Who's there?
Howl.
Howl who?
Howl you know, unless you open the door?
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