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Puzzles and Games
Young Saint Louis.com - February
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Down |
1. show how
to do
4. before main event
7. on mother's side
8. the way to go
10. expert on genes
11. very unpleasant
12. like no other |
2. based on
triangles
3. turns away insects
5. called "guts"
6. fixture on sink
9. use over again |
Basketball
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Down |
1. shot after
foul
5. place to get ready
7. holds the net
11. starts the game
12. place to play
13. used to move ball |
2. a long
shot
3. tells who is ahead
4. an easy shot
6. trains the players
8. hangs below hoop
9. calls fouls
10. try to hit basket |
February's Presidents
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Down |
1. South
5. Cold winter quarters
7. Father of country
9. North
10. Across the Delaware
11. Honest Abe |
2. Freeing
of slaves
3. Civil war battle
4. French ally
6. Surrendered
8. Ended Revolution |
How about some more corny jokes?
Why was the broom late?
It over
swept!
Why did the cowboy die with his boots
on?
Because
he didn’t want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket!
What happens to plumbers when they
die?
They
go down the drain!
What steps would you take if a berserk
maniac came at you with a knife?
Great
big ones!
Why are basketball players never
asked to dinner?
Because
they are always dribbling!
Let’s poke some fun at school!
Teacher: Make up a sentence
using the word “lettuce.”
Student:
Why not “lettuce” out of school early today!
Teacher: Tommy, you missed
school yesterday, didn’t you?
Tommy:
Not a bit!
Teacher: What’s the most common
phrase used in school?
Student:
I don’t know.
Teacher: Good, that’s
correct!
Mother: Frankie, why don’t
you want to go to school today?
Frankie:
I can’t read, I can’t write, and my teacher won’t let me talk!
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