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and Games
Note
that the words used in Young Saint Louis.com
crossword puzzles are all taken from the articles appearing
in this month's issue. When you have completed the puzzles,
you can click here
to find the answers!
Young
Saint Louis - February #1
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6. studies
dinosaurs
8. not met before
9. character elements
10. made-up stories
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1.
destroy forests
2. helps with new ideas
3. control one's fear
4. showing how to do
5. see a job through
7. doctor who operates |
Young
Saint Louis - February #2
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1.
a small play
2. one-on-one teacher
5. cause cancer
7. athletic training
8. unlike any other
9. to give support |
1.
maintains efficiency
3. feed into big river
4. suited to conditions
6. works without pay |
Happy
Valentine Day
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4.
shoots love arrows
6. expresses affection
7. red flowers
9. a celebration
10. sweets for the sweet |
1.
makes greeting cards
2. secret admirer
3. embarassed look
5. shortest month
8. symbol of love |
A few school
transportation jokes
Teacher: What's
big and yellow and comes in the morning to brighten your mother's
day?
Pupil: The school bus!
How do bees get
to school?
By school buzz!
Teacher: Abraham
Lincoln had a very tough childhood. He had to walk seven miles
to school everyday.
Pupil: Well, big deal, he should
have got up earlier and caught the school bus like everyone
else!
A few more
school jokes
Mother: What was
the first thing you learned in school?
Daughter: How to talk with
my mouth closed!
Did you hear
about the cross-eyed teacher?
Yeah, he couldn't control his
pupils!
Where did knights
learn how to slay dragons?
In knight school!
Teacher: You
copied from Fred's exam paper, didn't you?
Pupil: How did you know?
Teacher: Fred wrote, "I don't know" on question
5, and on the same question you wrote, "Me neither"!
Pupil: Dad, can
you help me find the lowest common denominator in the problem,
please?
Dad: Don't tell me they haven't
found it yet! I remember looking for it when I was a kid!
Mother: Why did
you just swallow the money I gave you?
Son: Well, you said it was
for my lunch!
And finally
(applause!)
Knock. Knock.
Who's there?
William.
William, who?
William be my Valentine!
