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February 2003 Vol.4 Issue 2
Fun
& Games
Trivia-fun
bird trivia
(When
you're done, click here for
the answers.)
- What kind of
bird appears in a pink plastic version on many people's front
lawns?
- What kind of
bird is considered to be the wisest of birds?
- The little baby
running across the room without any clothes on is said to
be "naked as a ____ bird?"
- A guy who is
always doing stupid things is called this kind of bird?
- If you are afraid
to take a chance, you may be called _____?
- If you are walking
across the desert, what kind of bird do you not want to see
hovering over head?
- If somebody
fools you, what bird gives name to that act?
- What bird is
most likely to be seen on coins?
- What kid of
bird is said to think it's hiding when it buries its head
in the sand?
- What kind of
bird are pirates said to favor as a companion?
Crossword
Puzzles
Note that the
words used in Young Saint Louis.com crossword
puzzles are all taken from the articles appearing in this month's
issue. When you have completed the puzzles, you can click
here to find the answers!
Young
Saint Louis.com #1
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3.
act like, sound like
4. like turtles
7. a safe place
8. restoring health
9. rare and unusual
10. wall writing |
1.
reminders of past
2. cutting apart
5. objects from past
6. eats other animals |
Young
Saint Louis.com #2
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2.
prior to first grade
5. collective ownership
8. type of skating
9. a wall painting
10. high, hard to reach |
1.
provides motivation
3. one who manages
4. beyond normal limits
6. device for training
7. a long race |
Black
History Month
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Down |
2.
separation of races
5. a setting free
7. a public statement
8. freed the slaves
9. mixture of races |
1.
stand up for rights
3. basis of laws
4. civil rights leader
6. right of all |
Jokes
How about some
animal jokes?
Why is a polar bear
a cheap pet?
Because it lives on ice!
Have you ever hunted
bear?
No, but I've gone hiking in shorts!
What does the lion
say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
Let us prey!
What happened to
the lion when he ate the comedian?
He felt funny!
How does a lion
greet other animals in the forest?
Pleased to eat you!
What do you call
a lion wearing a necktie and a flower in his mane?
A dandy lion!
What would you call
a lion that has eaten your mother's sister?
An aunt-eater!
How do we know owls
are smarter than chickens?
Have you ever heard of Kentucky-fried
owl?
What happened when
the owl lost his voice?
He just didn't give a hoot!
What do you call
a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways?
Dead!
What kind of ant
is good at math?
An accountant!
What do you call
a 100-year-old ant?
An antique!
What's the biggest
ant in the world?
An elephant!
What worse than
an alligator with a toothache?
A centipede with athlete's foot!
What do you get
when you cross a centipede with a parrot?
A walkie-talkie!
Just a couple
of school jokes
Teacher: Tommy,
I wish you would pay a little more attention.
Tommy: I'm already paying as
little as I can!
Teacher: Tommy,
how can you prove the world is round?
Tommy: Don't ask me! I didn't
say it was!
Our usual ending
with knock, knocks
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Seymour.
Seymour who?
Seymour if you open the door!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sweden.
Sweden who?
Sweden sour is my favorite Chinese carryout!
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Safari.
Safari who?
Safari so good!
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