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January 2003 Vol.4 Issue 1
Fun
& Games
Food
Trivia
(When
you're done, click here for
the answers.)
- What would be
the best candy to have with you on a leaky boat?
- Name a food
named after the "evil one".
- What kind of
Hawaiian fruit often ends up on an "upside down cake"?
- What kind of
candy is named after a gesture of fondness?
- What fruit pie
could be made from the tree that young George Washington supposedly
cut down?
- What kind of
candy has a name that means "to cheat a little bit"?
- What orange
colored vegetable can be found in a popular cake?
- What candy has
the same name as a place that makes money?
- What would be
Michael's or Gabriel's favorite dessert?
- When all is
said and done, what is the most popular flavor for ice cream?
Crossword
Puzzles
Note that the
words used in Young Saint Louis.com crossword
puzzles are all taken from the articles appearing in this month's
issue. When you have completed the puzzles, you can click
here to find the answers!
Young
Saint Louis.com #1
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5. kinds,
classes
6. going through stages
8. small, undersized
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1.
a practice job
2. likely
3. officially approved
4. pests don't like
5. small, dog-like
7. animals' living area |
Young
Saint Louis.com #2
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Down |
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2. immediately
4. prey on others
5. discussion meeting
7. aimed at one person
9. recovers the ball
10. okay to eat
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1.
year after year
3. helpful to needy
6. necessary for life
8. resistance to germs |
Happy
New Year!
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Down |
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1. used to
celebrate
5. end of January
6. ring at midnight
8. ends old, starts new
9. eaten New Years day
10. the morning after
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2.
made New Years day
3. shows the dates
4. short for evening
7. dominates on TV |
Let's start out
with some school jokes (Teachers, we're only kidding!)
"What were
you before you came to school, boys and girls," asked the
teacher, hoping they would say, "babies." She was
really disappointed when all the children yelled, "Happy!"
Tom's teacher reports
that Tom is a wonder child. She wonders whether Tom will ever
learn anything at all!
"I'm not going
to school today," Alexander said to his mother. "The
teachers bully me and the other boys in school don't like me."
"Don't be silly," said
his mother. "You're thirty-six years old and besides, you're
the principal!
Some dumb riddles
and other stuff
What increases its
value by being turned upside down?
The number 6!
If a woman is born
in Italy, grows up in England, goes to America, and dies many
years later in St. Louis, what is she?
Dead!
Why did the girl
buy a set of tools?
Because everyone said she had
a screw loose!
Why do we dress
girl babies in pink and boy babies in blue?
Because they can't dress themselves!
What did the girl
say when she opened her piggy bank and found nothing in it?
OICURMT
Why did the girl's
grandmother send her three socks for Christmas?
Because the girl had written
to say she had grown another foot!
"Doctor, doctor,
can you help me?"
"What's the problem?"
"Every night I dream there's a horrible, slimy green monsters
under my bed. What can I do?"
"Saw the legs off your bed!"
1st person: "
I've been bitten in the arm by a snake."
2nd person: "Which one?"
1st person: "I don't know, one snake looks pretty much
like the next one to me!"
Let's end this
with a knock knock or two
Knock. Knock.
Who's there?
Dennis.
Dennis, who?
Dennis says I need to have a tooth out!
Knock. Knock,
Who's there?
Francis.
Francis, who?
Francis next to Germany!
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