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January 2004 Vol.5 Issue 1
Fun
& Games
Trivia - Advertising
Slogans
When you're done,
click here for the answers.
- What chain of
stores claims to have "Always low prices - always"?
- What St. Louis
grocery chain says they're "The friendliest stores in
town"?
- Another grocery
chain claims "The more you shop the more you save".
Which one?
- This popular
soft drink has been "For those who think young".
Which one?
- Which radio
station claims to be "The voice of St. Louis"?
- Who claims "The
last place you would go for a burger has become the first"?
- This huge chain
of eateries has the new slogan "I'm lovin" it".
- What do you
send "When you care enough to send the very best"?
- What car company
says "If you haven't looked at a _____lately, look again"?
- What eatery
says "Think outside the bun"?
Crossword Puzzles
When you have
completed the puzzles, you can click
here to find the answers!
Young
Saint Louis.com #1
| Across |
Down |
1.
interprets x-rays
4. represents group
5. supportive words
6. pulled together
8. highly focused
9. has many elements
10. alternate form |
2.
beyond words
3. metal fragments
7. fortification type |
Young
Saint Louis.com #2
| Across |
Down |
1.
practices law
5. musical event
6. string instrument
8. four musicians
9. beyond usual tasks
10 keyboard instrument |
2.
group of musicians
3. purposeful intent
4. wind instrument
7. two musicians |
Young
Saint Louis.com #3
| Across |
Down |
1.
increase, broaden
5. unbending
8. a specific label
9. attractive
10. presents charges |
2.
person's picture
3. to value something
4. picture of scenery
6. bring together
7. easy to tear/break |
Young
Saint Louis.com #4
| Across |
Down |
1.
right away
6. a prairie bird
7. one who bargains
9. the one before
10. small, doglike
11. small, deerlike |
2.
come up against
3. new members
4. education related
5. surrounding aura
8. simulated, not real |
Jokes
Let's start with
some short (and dumb) riddles
Can you spell eighty
in two letters?
Sure, A-T!
How can you make
seven even?
Take away the "s"!
How do you make
lemon drop?
Easy, just hold it and let it
go!
What can you hold
without touching it?
A conversation!
What so you call
a greasy chicken?
A slick chick!
What question must
always be answered "yes"?
What does Y-E-S spell?
Why does a chicken
coop have two doors?
Because if it had four doors
it would be a sedan!
What happened when
the cat ate a ball of wool?
She had mittens!
What do you get
if you cross a cat and a tree?
A cat-a-loge!
How do you know
if your cat has eaten a baby duck?
Because she had that down in
the mouth look!
What's rarer than
a talking cat?
A spelling bee!
One more joke
The teacher asked
the class to write a short essay on what they'd do if they had
a million dollars. Alex turned in a blank sheet of paper. The
teacher yelled at him, "Why have you done nothing?"
Alex replied, "Because that's exactly what I'd do if I
had a million dollars."
Now for our concluding
knock knocks
Knock. Knock.
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes a very bad joke!
Knock. Knock.
Who's there?
Dimitri.
Dimitri who?
Dimitri is where the burgers grow!
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