A few more bumper stickers
The kids drive me crazy; I drive them to soccer games.
Missing dog and wife. Reward for dog.
They couldn't repair my brakes, so they made my horn louder!
If this is a stupid bumper sticker, why are you squinting
to read it?
Our crazy English language
Why is it when you transport something by car, it's a shipment,
but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?
Why is it when a house burns up, it burns down?
Why is it you park on driveways and drive on parkways?
Why is it a bandage is wound around a wound?
Why is it after a number of injections, my jaw got number?
Can you be too close to the door to close it?
Is it true that a farm can be used to produce produce?
How about the farmer who needed help with planting, so
he taught his sow to sow?
When I saw a tear in the expensive painting, I shed a
tear.
He could lead if he would only get the lead out.
Knock knock jokes for a big finish
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
B-2.
B-2 who?
B-2 school on time!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
B-4.
B-4 who?
B-4 I freeze to death, please open this door!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don't let me in!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup with me and I'll tell you!
