Fun
& Games
From "Outside Jokes" book
of wildlife cartoons
(Copyright: Betty C. Grace)
(Reprinted by permission
of artist)
Editor's Note:
Copies of the "Outside Jokes" book are on
sale through:
The Nature Shop, Missouri Department of Conservation
P.O. Box 180, Jefferson City, MO 65102-018
or call toll free: 887-521-8632
Crossword
Puzzles
When you have completed the puzzles, you can
click here to find
the answers!
Puzzle
#1
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2. putting
into code
3. causes reaction
6. not anticipated
7. moved away
8. a superior group
10. endurance
11. muted colors
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1.
measures power
4. spurred into action
5. deals with heredity
9. to fade, slow down |
Puzzle #2
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1. validated, verified
7. beyond the normal
8. pleased with result
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2.
using over again
3. handwriting
4. school studies
5. student gatherings
6. ones causing pain
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Puzzle
#3
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4.
caused by motion
5. a memento
7. stimuli
8. type of turtle
9. treatment of illness
10. across from
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1.
a recovery effort
2. make a move to fix
3. unpredictable
6. asked to join team
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From
book reviews
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1.
appliance for food
3. make more difficult
8. inside of a house
9. exhibit art
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2. pictures, drawings
3. a shiny metal
4. designs buildings
5. a short golf stroke
6. tricks, playful acts
7. crushed rock
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Jokes (recycled from an earlier January issue)
More goofy book titles
When Shall We Meet Again?
By Miles Apart
Will He Win?
By Betty Wont
Crossing Roads Safely
By Luke Bothways
The Lady Artist
By Andrew Pictures
Don't Wake the Baby
By Elsie Cries
The Haunted Room
By Hugo First
Late Again
By Misty Bus
The Big Bang
By Dinah Mite
The Garlic Eater
By I. Malone
Are you still there? Then try these...
How do you stop a dog from barking in the back seat of a car?
Make him sit in the front seat!
What did George Washington say to his men before crossing
the Delaware in a boat?
Get in!
What does a person have to know before teaching tricks to a
dog?
More than the dog!
What's the best way to talk to a vampire?
By long distance!
What part of a car causes the most accidents?
The nut behind the wheel!
Why did the traffic light turn red?
You would too if you had to
change in front of all those people!
Why shouldn't you sweep out a room?
Because the job is too big…just
sweep out the dirt and leave the room there!
End with a Knock, Knock
Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Rita.
Rita who?
Rita good book, you might learn something!
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