Some more wacky  definitions

Pollution:  Grime in the streets

Dry dock:  A thirsty physician

Flood:  A river that’s too big for its bridge

Satellite:  Something to put on your horse if you go riding at night

Ice:  Skid stuff

Fahrenheit:  Not to short, not too tall

Astronomer:  A night watchman

Octupus:  An eight-sided cat

Copper ore:  Something used to paddle a copper boat

Parasites:  What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower

Counterfeiters:  Workers who put together kitchen cabinets

Astronaut:  Somebody who’s glad to be down and out

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