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July 2001 Vol.2 Issue 7
Fun
and Games
Note
that the words used in Young Saint Louis.com
crossword puzzles are all taken from the articles appearing
in this months issue. When you have completed the puzzles, you
can click here to find
the answers!
Young Saint Louis.com
- July #1
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used to motivate
8. magician
9. canned music/singing
10. gas turns to liquid |
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studies in nature
3. a contest
4. active at night
5. planned, booked
6. strange, unusual
7. took short golf shot |
Young Saint Louis.com
- July #2
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slim budget
4. space travelers
5. second time around
7. humorous portrait
8. the big show
9. finance the show |
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groups of stars
3. desired signatures
6. crowd at an event |
Summer
vacation
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do at pool or beach
3. get too much of
4. do late into morning
6. best place to sit
8. okay to feel
9. get a break from |
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wear few of
2. be sure to apply
5. common way to cook
7. something to avoid |
July
Fourth
Firecrackers
Flag
Freedom
Hamburgers
Holiday |
Lemonade
Parade
Patriotism
Picnic
Swimming |
A few computer
jokes
"Did you turn
your computer on with your right hand or your left hand?"
"My right hand."
"That's amazing! Most people have to use the on/off switch!"
"I've been
on my computer almost all night."
"For goodness sake! Don't
you think you'd be more comfortable in bed like everyone else?"
Customer: "The
computer you charged me 500 dollars for doesn't work...and you
said it would be trouble free."
Salesman: "It is. I charged
you 500 dollars for the computer, but the trouble is absolutely
free!"
What do computer
freaks do on a weekend?
Go for a disk drive!
"What kind
of ink do you put in your computer's printer? Black, red, or
iced?"
"Iced ink?"
"Well, yes you do, but I didn't want to mention it!"
Others, just
as corny
Why is six scared
of seven?
Because 7-8-9!
What do you call
the inept lion tamer?
Claude Bottom!
Why didn't the skeleton
go to the dance?
Because it had no body to go
with!
Why wasn't the girl
afraid of the shark?
Because it was a MAN eating shark!
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