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July 2003 Vol.4 Issue 7
Fun
& Games
Breakfast trivia
(When you're
done, click here for the answers.)
- What cereal
is known as "the breakfast of champions"?
- What popular
cereal goes "snap, crackle, and pop"?
- What round object
with a hole in it is a breakfast favorite?
- What breakfast
favorite is baked with indentations in it to hold syrup?
- What is a favorite
breakfast accompaniment throughout the south?
- What adult breakfast
drink comes regular or decaffeinated?
- A lot of people
prefer this with their eggs rather than ham or sausage.
- What is the
popular breakfast sandwich available at McDonalds?
- What is the
name for a combination breakfast and lunch?
- What baseball
term does Denny's use to name one of its popular breakfasts?
Crossword Puzzles
When you have
completed the puzzles, you can click
here to find the answers!
Fourth
of July
| Across |
Down |
5.
usually hot
6. holds ice cream
8. application advised
9. music of the day
10. flown on staffs |
1.
popular on this day
2. cause of celebration
3. good with mustard
4. outdoor meals
7. done at the beach |
Baseball
| Across |
Down |
3.
infield position
5. four base hit
8. horsehide sphere
10. swipe
12. official
13. three base hit
14. base hit
15. baseball stations |
1.
four RBI's on one hit
2. hit wide of baseline
4. two base hit
6. part of battery
7. aid in catching ball
8. club wielder
9. swing and miss
11. scores
13. nine players |
Jokes
A rerun of some
golden oldies
Why can you never
play a joke on a snake?
Because you can't pull its leg!
What do you get
if you cross a crocodile with a flower?
I don't know but I'm not going
to smell it!
What do you call
a short-legged tramp?
A low down bum!
What runs but never
walks?
Water!
Why did the boy
study in an airplane?
He wanted a higher education!
Why did the clock
get sick?
Because it was run down!
What do you mean
by telling everyone I'm stupid?
Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know
it was supposed to be a secret!
What lies at the
bottom of the ocean and shivers a lot?
A nervous wreck!
Why is it difficult
to open a piano?
Because all the keys are on the
inside!
A couple of tried
and true knocks, knocks
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cracker.
Cracker who?
Cracker another joke and I'm out of here!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sweden.
Sweden, who?
Sweden sour is my favorite Chinese carryout!
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