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July 2004 Vol.5 Issue 7
Fun
& Games
Trivia - slogans,
abbreviations, etc.
When you're done,
click here for the answers.
- Identify “semper
fi.”
- What does SUV
stand for?
- What usually
does GI stand for?
- NPR are the
initials for what media outlet?
- What does MYOB
stand for?
- NIMBY is used
in the newspaper quite often. What does it stand for?
- How quick is
ASAP?
- What service
does USAF stand for?
- If the ballgame
is SRO, what does that mean?
- If you spent
the night at a B and B rather than a motel, what does that
mean?
Crossword Puzzles
When you have
completed the puzzles, you can click
here to find the answers!
Young
Saint Louis.com #1
| Across |
Down |
2.
hold positive ideas
7. sign or symbol
8. treats body pains
9. trash
10. become eligible for |
1.
getting in shape
3. in second year
4. yet to be seen
5. picked for a member
6. physically demanding |
Young
Saint Louis.com #2
| Across |
Down |
1.
speeded up
3. went along with
4. pertains to warfare
7. most distasteful
8. is the same as
9. reusable |
1.
successful act
2. widely varied
5. offers to help out
6. song-filled drama |
Young
Saint Louis.com #3
| Across |
Down |
2.
stuffs animals
4. hard to figure out
5. an accident
8. specially designed
9. injury from blow |
1.
mental filing away
3. uses bow, arrows
6. feeling toward
7. destructive, hurtful
8. stringed instrument |
Fourth
of July
| Across |
Down |
1.
music of the day
5. place to cool off
8. topic of declaration
9. to be avoided |
2.
usual temperature
3. necessary protection
4. displayed proudly
5. common events
6. traditional fare
7. set off to celebrate |
Let’s
start off with some animal jokes
What animals do
you find on legal documents?
Seals!
What’s the
difference between a flea and a wolf?
One prowls on the hairy and the
other howls on the prairie!
What do you call
an elephant at the North Pole?
Lost!
How do you get
an elephant in a matchbox?
Take all the matches out first!
What’s as
big as an elephant yet weighs nothing?
An elephant’s shadow!
Elephant keeper:
“My elephant isn’t well. Do you know a good animal
doctor?”
Zoo keeper: “No, all the
doctors I know are people!”
Miscellaneous
“Jokes”(?)
Ted: Why do you
keep doing the backstroke?
Ned: Cause I just had lunch and
I don’t want to swim on a full stomach!
Why didn’t
the banana snore?
Because it didn’t want
to wake the rest of the bunch!
Did you hear about
the guy who had BO on one side only?
Yeah, he bought Right Guard but
couldn’t find any Left Guard!
Did you hear about
the man who had his left side cut off?
Yes, and he’s all right
now!
Why doesn’t
a bicycle stand straight by itself?
Because it’s two tired!
Were you long in
the hospital?
No, I was the same size I am
now!
Eat up your spinach.
It’ll put color in your cheeks.
But I don’t want green
cheeks!
What were the gangster’s
last words?
Who put the violin in my violin
case?
At last,
the ending knock, knock jokes
Knock. Knock.
Who’s there?
Donald.
Donald who?
Donald come baby, cradle and all!
Knock. Knock.
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anyone ever answer the door?
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