Crossword
Puzzles
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Puzzle
#1
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2. harmful
to health
5. worldwide
8. a short, fast race
9. stringed instrument
10. way to do something
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stimulates feelings
3. performs alone
4. a long race
6. second year student
7. type of music |
Puzzle #2
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2. meets the standards
3. current, modern
6. suggested for job
8. offer to serve
9. a competition
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everybody takes part
4. from olden times
5. illustrated
7. of similar status |
Puzzle
#3
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2.
planning a dance
3. agility competition
5. pointing out errors
7. a hunting expedition
9. beginnings
10. worth remembering
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1.
helpful, useful
4. national, racial
6. group of dancers
8. uses bow and arrows |
Rhymes
with July
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3.
mathematical symbol
4. a falsehood
5. to answer
6. challenge
7. compete for
8. near future
10. pig's residence
11. belongs to me
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follow along with
2. depend upon
3. a baked dessert
6. declare untrue
9. elevated
10. cunning |
Jokes for July (Let's hope they're firecrackers)
How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree?
You wave at him!
What starts with an E, ends with an E, and only has one letter
in it?
An envelope!
Why would it be silly to send a letter to Washington?
Because he's dead!
Why was the zero lonely?
Because it had no one!
What was given to you, belongs to you, yet your friends use
it more than you do?
Your name!
Why doesn't the sun go to college?
Because it already has a million
degrees!
What animal always knows what time it is?
A watchdog!
What is the safest room in a haunted house?
The living room!
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
I have no eye deer!
What drum do you carry with you all the time?
Your eardrum!
What do you call a skeleton who won't get out of bed?
Lazy bones!
If a man was born in Greece, raised in Spain, moved to America,
and died in San Francisco, what is he?
Dead!
A man escaped from jail by digging a hole from his cell to
the outside world. When he finally emerged from the hole, he
was in the middle of a preschool playground. "I'm free, I'm
free," he shouted. "So what?" said a little girl, "I'm four."
Weird Book Titles
"The Numbers Game"
by Cal Q. Later
"I Was Prepared"
by Justin Case
"Why Should I Walk"
by Iona Carr
"Gotta Go"
by C. U. Later (Cal's brother?)
"Interesting Places Around the World"
by Ben There and Don That
"Long Walk Home"
by Miss Dee Buss
"Raising Your I.Q."
by Smar T. Pants
"Life as a Gas Station Attendant"
by Phil R. Awp
Knock, Knocks (at last!)
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Doris.
Doris who?
Doris locked, that's why I'm knocking!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah where I can find more knock, knock jokes?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Heaven.
Heaven who?
Heaven you heard enough knock, knock jokes?
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