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Puzzle
#1
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1. regular, constant
5. living area
7. degree of effort
8. non-professionals
9. degree of effort
10. getting in shape
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2. barriers
3. limits placed upon
4. approvals
6. near perfect
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Puzzle #2
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2. destructive insects
5. ones coming after
6. wants to save things
7. good to hear
9. for storing bodies
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1.
a point of view
3. an attempted redoing
4. hard to reach
8. easily breakable
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Puzzle
#3
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5.
for burying dead
6. army officer
8. inherent
9. unmatched
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1.
dreaded disease
2. does good works
3. many different kinds
4. study of chemicals
7. chosen life work
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From
book reviews
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1.
mix with others
3. done for enjoyment
4. an educated guess
5. TV advertisements
7. ignore
8. mentally brilliant
9. a small boat
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2. difficult to solve
3. laughingly funny
6. picks on others
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Jokes (Some riddles to start off with)
What did the man say when the church burned down?
Holy Smoke!
Why do people carry umbrellas?
Because umbrellas can't walk!
Why can't you take pictures of a man with a wooden leg?
Because a wooden leg is not
a camera!
What would the U.S. be called if everyone lived in their cars?
An in-car-nation!
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Rufff!
Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?
Because the kids have to play
inside!
What did the teddy bear say when the monkey offered him dessert?
No thank you, I'm stuffed!
What do you call a 100 rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hare line!
What do you call a rabbit that's owned by a beetle?
A Bugs Bunny!
What do you give a dog with a fever?
Mustard. It's the best thing
for a hot dog!
Why can't a leopard hide?
Because it's always spotted!
What do you do with a blue whale?
Try to cheer him up!
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
They are afraid they'll relax
and unwind!
What did 0 say to 8?
Nice belt!
What's the best time to go to the dentist?
Tooth hurty!
A few more that are not riddles
Teacher: Can you tell me what a unit of electricity
is called?
Student: What?
Teacher: That's correct!
Teacher: Please give me a sentence with the word centimeter
in it.
Student: My grandmother
arrived at the bus station and I was centimeter!
A family was going to Disneyland. They saw a sign that said
Disneyland Left. So they went home.
Patient: Doctor, will this ointment clear up my spots?
Doctor: I never
make rash promises.
Patient: Doctor, will you help me out?
Doctor: Certainly.
Which way did you come in?
Patient: Doctor, I keep painting myself gold.
Doctor: Don't
worry; it's just a gilt complex.
And now for some knock, knocks
Knock. Knock.
Who's there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any more cookies in the jar?
Knock. Knock.
Who's there?
Accordian.
Accordian who?
Accordion to the Weather Channel, it's going to snow tomorrow!
Knock. Knock.
Who's there?
Pasture.
Pasture who?
Pasture bedtime isn't it?
Knock. Knock.
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like to stand out here while some dope keeps
asking you who's there?
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