|
June 2001 Vol.2 Issue 6
Fun
and Games
Note
that the words used in Young Saint Louis.com
crossword puzzles are all taken from the articles appearing
in this months issue. When you have completed the puzzles, you
can click here to find
the answers!
Young Saint Louis.com
- June
| Across |
Down |
5.
charcoal for grill
7. governing rule
8. to bring back
9. eats no meat |
1.
plant specialist
2. teams compete
3. classification, type
4. made the score
6. physical endurance |
Young Saint Louis.com
- June #2
| Across |
Down |
4.
remember in detail
8. please an audience
9. small replica
11. spray with liquid |
1.
portion, given part
2. good for you, helps
3. not good, ruinous
5. actors' clothes
6. place for performing
7. musical show
10. strongly encourage |
Summer
| Across |
Down |
3.
hot season
6. cooling devices
9. electric cooler
10. leisure activity
12. live in the outdoors
13. free time
14. summer month |
1. summer
vacation (2 wds)
2. biking
3. sun's rays
4. rest
5. go over water on slats
7. windy day activity
8. hoops
11. walking for pleasure
|
Summer
Olympics
Basketball
Boxing
Canoeing
Cycling
Diving
Fencing
Gymnastics
Judo
Rowing
Shooting |
Soccer
Table Tennis
Team Handball
Track and Field
Volleyball
Water Polo
Weight Lifting
Wrestling
Yachting |
Poking
More Fun at School
Pupil: Teach, I
don't think I deserved the "0" you gave me on that
history test.
Teacher: Well, neither did I,
but it's the lowest I could give!
Teacher: Simon,
can you spell your name backward?
Simon: No Mis!
Teacher: Where does
your mother come from?
Pupil: Alaska.
Teacher: Well, never mind! I'll ask her myself!
Teacher: In this
exam you will be allowed 30 minutes for each question.
Pupil: Okay, how long do we get
for the answer?
Teacher: Mary Anne,
do you file your nails?
Mary Anne: No, I just throw them
away!
Teacher: Use the
word "fascinate" in a sentence.
Pupil: Okay. I have nine buttons
on my sweater but I can only fasten eight!
What did the buffalo
say when his son left for school?
Bi - son.
Some
other random jokes that are just as corny
Where do pencils
come from?
Pencil-vania!
What dog can tell
the time?
A watchdog!
There was a woman
whose house was on fire. She called the fire department and
the fireman said, "Okay, lady, just tell me how to get
there." The woman said, "How about coming in that
big red truck!"
One
more school joke
Teacher: When was
Rome built?
Pupil: At night.
Teacher: Why do you say that?
Pupil: Because my dad always says,
"Rome wasn't built in a day!"
|
