June 2003     Vol.4 Issue 6

Fun & Games

Kids' movie trivia

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1. What movie is based on an award-winning kids' book that is reviewed in this month's Young Saint Louis.com?
2. Seven little men co-starred with the heroine of this movie.
3. In what movie did shoe size play an important part?
4. Little kids are saddened by what happens to the mother of the main character is this movie.
5. In what movie is staying on the right colored path very important?
6. This mid-western hat wearing archeologist has had at least three movies made about him.
7. What movie has part of its plot concerned with a boy and girl lost in a Missouri cave?
8. What movies feature the fastest and the strongest of the action heroes?
9. In a movie named after him, this little guy and his friends ride off through the air on their bicycles.
10. What good natured little rodent has starred in dozens of short animated films?

Crossword Puzzles

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June Rhyme Time

Jokes

Let's start off with a few wacky definitions

• Announce - One sixteenth of a pound
• Arrest - Something you do when you're tired
• Barefaced - Looking like a bear
• Bird of prey - Eagle who goes to church every Sunday
• Boxer - A guy who stands up for another guy's rights
• Cartoon - A song you sing in the car
• Coincide - The sensible thing to do when it's raining
• Defense - Something that goes around the yard
• Electrician - A switch doctor
• Expert - Someone who used to be a pert

And now they get really bad

If an elephant sat on a fence, what time would it be?
      Time to get a new fence!

Did you hear about the dizzy Boy Scout?
      He spent all day doing good turns!

Did you hear about the little boy who was named after his father?
      Sure, they called him "dad"!

Father: What's the matter, son?
      Son: The boy next door said I look just like you.
Father: What did you say to him?
      Son: Nothing, he's bigger than me!

The little boy came running into the kitchen. "Dad, dad," he said, "there's a monster at the door with a really ugly face."
      "Tell him you've already got one," said the father!

Boy monster: You've got a face like a million dollars.
      Girl monster: Have I really?
Boy monster: Yes, it's green and wrinkly!

Did you hear about the boy who got worried when his nose grew to be eleven inches long?
      Yes, he thought it might become a foot!

Dad, there's a man at the door collecting for the new swimming pool.
      Okay then, give him a glass of water!

What kind of girl does a mummy take on a date?
      Any old girl he can dig up!

First girl: When I'm down in the dumps, I buy myself a new hat.
      Second girl: Oh, so that's where you get them!

And we bow out with a couple of knock, knocks

Knock, knock.
      Who's there?
D-1.
      D-1 who?
D-1 who knocked!

Knock, knock.
      Who's there?
Dynamite.
      Dynamite who?
Dynamite go out with you if you ask her nicely.