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June 2004 Vol.5 Issue 6
Fun
& Games
Trivia - Bird
Fun
When you're done,
click here for the answers.
- What are a Kentucky
Colonel’s favorite birds?
- Caught crooks
are what kind of birds?
- What kind of
birds show up each year on the same date in a famous old Spanish
Mission in California?
- What kind of
“birds” hang out at the Vatican?
- Which birds
especially hate Thanksgiving Day?
- Which birds
are supposed to be scared off by hanging old clothes in the
cornfield?
- Hiding its head
in the sand when frightened is said to be the behavior of
what kind of bird?
- What birds have
long been famous for going from ugly to beautiful as they
grow up?
- “The early
bird gets the worm” is likely to apply to what kind
of red-breasted birds?
- What kind of
bird is supposed to be the “bird of happiness?”
Crossword Puzzles
When you have
completed the puzzles, you can click
here to find the answers!
Young
Saint Louis.com #1
| Across |
Down |
3.
a response
6. practices
8. outdoor show
9. one of several |
1.
a replacement
2. provides commentary
4. doubtful, suspicious
5. the main one
7. daytime performance |
Young
Saint Louis.com #2
| Across |
Down |
4.
to guarantee
5. make smaller
7. low risk
8. required
9. a cheater, liar |
1.
commitment
2. sells to public
3. stock collection
6. eraly infancy stage |
Young
Saint Louis.com #3
| Across |
Down |
7.
a pioneer
8. a formal request |
1.
emerges from cocoon
2. taken apart
3. a string instrument
4. how one is known
5. put in new order
6. balance in nature
9. prose writing |
Rhymes
with June
| Across |
Down |
2.
old fashioned favor
3. after short wait
4. sing softly
5. inflated
8. an ancient rime
9. mid day |
1.
dumb but tough
3. eating utensil
6. water bird
7. dried plum |
Potter
Puzzle Revisited
| Across |
Down |
3.
wizard school
6. a house elf
9. rugular people
10. school's headmaster
11. Dumbledore's bird |
1.
Harry's "house"
2. evil villain
4. Harry's family
5. flying sport
7. serious student
8. Harry's owl |
Some school
jokes for openers
Father: Son, do
you like going to school?
Son: Dad, the going is fine and
the coming home is okay, too. It’s the in between I don’t
care for!
Mother: What was
the first thing you learned in school?
Daughter: How to talk without
moving my lips!
Why did the pioneers
cross the country in covered wagons?
Because they didn’t want
to wait forty years for a train!
What are you going
to be when you get out of school?
An old man!
Now some
bug, bird, and animal jokes
What do you call
an ant from overseas?
Import-ant!
How many ants are
needed to fill an apartment?
Ten-ants!
Why should a polar
bear be cheap to keep as a pet?
It lives on ice!
Why do bees hum?
Because they’ve forgotten
the words!
What kind of bee
can’t be understood?
A mumble bee!
What’s another
name for a clever duck?
A wise quacker!
What happened when
the owl lost its voice?
It didn’t give a hoot!
What do you call
an ant whose eaten your mother’s sister?
An aunt-eater!
What do you get
if you cross a centipede and a chicken?
Enough drumsticks to feed an
army!
And now
some knock, knocks for a big finish!
Knock. Knock.
Who’s there?
Carl.
Carl who?
Carl get you there quicker than if you walk!
Knock. Knock.
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben knocking at this door all day!
Knock. Knock.
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter bring an umbrella, it looks like it might rain!
Knock. Knock.
Who’s there?
Avenue.
Avenue who?
Avenue heard the good news?
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