Crossword
Puzzles
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Puzzle
#1
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3. selected
for team
6. plan of action
7. trained, paid worker
9. widely varied
10. made-up story
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warranted, backed
2. studies live things
4. frequently
5. words to songs
8. main female in book |
Puzzle #2
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1. a working together
2. arguable
3. sticking to goal
4. limped
5. two streets cross
6. tied-up traffic
8. surface features
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gifts, donations
7. a long walk |
Puzzle
#3
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2.
strong feelings for
5. graduate of program
6. a joining together
7. specific viewpoint
9. unable to pay bills
10. investment holdings
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1.
highly useful
3. fully enter into
4. convincing argument
8. normal, expected |
Rhymes
with June
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6.
humorous drawing
9. nasty recepticle
11. mid-day
12. a favor
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1.
sing softly
2. a heavenly object
3. mischievous animal
4. to spear whales
5. an inflatable
7. eating utensil
8. a water bird
10. a melody |
Jokes (at least, we hope so!)
What's the difference between a jeweler and a jailer?
A jeweler sells watches and
a jailer watches cells!
What is so fragile that even saying its name can break it?
Silence!
Why can't bicycles stand up by themselves?
Because they are two tired!
When can you put pickles in a door?
When it's ajar!
Why do lions eat red meat?
Because they never learned
to cook!
Why didn't the lady run away from the attacking lion?
They told her it was
a man-eater!
What goes up a chimney down but not up a chimney up?
An umbrella!
Riddles with rhyming answers
What do you call a fairy that says "thank you'?
A polite sprite!
What flower lays down in the flower bed?
A lazy daisy!
What do you call a fat chimpanzee?
A chunky monkey!
What do you call a fake horse?
A phony pony!
What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes?
A funny bunny!
What do you call a piece of wood with nothing to do?
A bored board!
What do you call a goat dressed as a clown?
A silly billy!
What do you call Old McDonald's place in the summer?
A warm farm!
What do you call a baby deer in your front yard?
A lawn fawn!
10 Things Your Mother Will Never Say to You
10. How on earth can you see the TV when you're sitting so
far back?
9. Yeah, I used to cut school a lot, too.
8. Let me smell that shirt - yeah, it's good for another
week.
7. Go ahead and keep that stray dog, honey. I'll be glad
to feed and walk him everyday.
6. Why don't you hitchhike? It would be a lot cheaper.
5. The curfew is just a time to shoot for. We're not running
a prison around here.
4. Don't clean your room so often. It makes the rest of the
house look bad.
3. Can I borrow your new rap CD's?
2. Nah, you don't need to call me. I'll figure out if you're
in any kind of trouble.
1. You look too neat. Pull your shirt tail out.
Have you ever wondered…
Why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
Why don't sheep shrink after it rains?
If that black box is indestructible, why don't they make the
whole airplane out of the same thing?
Why are there interstates in Hawaii?
The knock knock finale (at last!)
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Accordion.
Accordion who?
Accordion the Weather Channel, it's going to rain tomorrow.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Avenue.
Avenue who?
Avenue heard this joke before?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W-H-O!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Offer.
Offer who?
Offer got my key, let me in!
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