Fun
& Games
From "Outside Jokes" book
of wildlife cartoons
(Copyright: Betty C. Grace)
"Go
fish. "
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(Reprinted by permission
of artist)
Editor's Note:
Copies of the "Outside Jokes" book are on
sale through:
The Nature Shop, Missouri Department of Conservation
P.O. Box 180, Jefferson City, MO 65102-018
or call toll free: 887-521-8632
Crossword
Puzzles
When you have completed the puzzles, you can
click here to find
the answers!
Puzzle
#1
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2. with focus on task
6. with regularity
8. another option
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1. feelings
driven
3. accountability
4. sent through wires
5. incorrectly done
7. clearness of view
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Puzzle #2
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1. 8-armed sea creature
5. suggested action
8. arranging a deal
9. modify to improve
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2.
one who walks
3. to have won
4. grown-up job
6. easily bent, changed
7. won right to play
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Puzzle
#3
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2.
related to locality
3. current time frame
6. destructive behavior
7. a disadvantage
8. suggested steps
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1.
with many skills
4. association with
5. governmental agents
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From
book reviews
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2.
a destructive event
4. trips, visits
5. left alone
8. slowly, over time
9. where art exhibited
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1. studies behavior
3. strongly, forcefully
6. breed of horses
7. loose body liquids
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Jokes
Last night, I went to a 24-hour grocery. When I got there,
the guy was locking the front door. I said, "Hey, the sign says
you're open 24-hours." He goes, "Not in a row!"
Parent: Why don't you ask for help with your homework?
Student: This time I thought I should get all the answers
wrong by myself!
Some Riddles
What do you call the best butter on a farm?
A goat!
What do you call a country where everyone drives a red car?
A red carnation!
How do you make an egg roll?
Push it!
What did one magnet say to another magnet?
I find you very attractive!
Why is a crossword puzzle like a quarrel?
One word leads to another!
How does a boat show affection?
It hugs the shore!
What can you hold with ever touching it?
A conversation!
Why do rhinos have so many wrinkles?
Because they're too hard to
iron!
What did the lion say when he saw a kid on a skateboard?
"Wow! Meals on wheels!"
Where do rabbits prefer to eat breakfast?
At IHOP!
What never asks questions but demands an answer?
A doorbell!
Knock, knocks (our usual wrap-up)
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita nother minute to think it over.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nunya.
Nunya who?
Nunya business!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Goliath.
Goliath who?
Goliath down.You look sleepy!
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