How about some dumb riddles remotely related to articles in this issue?

What science fiction movie takes place in a kitchen?
   Stir Wars.

What science fiction movie takes place on a baseball field?
   The Umpire Strikes Back.

What science fiction movie takes place in a garage?
   Star Truck

What happens when Darth Vader misses three pitches in a row?
 The empire strikes out.

What dish is out of this world?
   A flying saucer.

How do you know that a vampire has been in the bakery?
 All the jelly has been sucked out of the jelly doughnuts. 

How do you keep pigs away form your party?
   Make it a barbecue.

Why couldn’t the chef reach the stove?
   He was a short order cook.

Why is tennis such a noisy game?
   The players all raise a racket.

What is a dark horse?
   A nightmare?

What kind of horse has six legs?
   All of them – forelegs in front and two in the back. 

Surely you readers can come up with better jokes than these!  If you think so, e-mail them to the editor in the It’s Your Turn section.  If we use them, we will credit you by printing your name with your joke.