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1. child medical
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3. newspaper writing
5. popular in olympics
6. for parentless kids
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2. balances
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4. impaired movement
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5. promotes
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1. redness
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2. helpful criticism
3. description of parts
4. a contest of skills
6. no longer exists
7. a first showing
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Arch Madness
Basketball
Coach
Hoop
NCAA
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Pass
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Scoreboard
Shoot
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Take Time for a
Laugh
Why was the computer so tired when
it got home?
Because
it had a hard drive!
What do computer hackers eat for
lunch?
Chips!
What kind of tea do football players
drink?
Penaltea!
Enny: A noise woke me up this
morning.
Menny:
What kind of noise?
Enny: The crack of dawn!
What do you say when you meet a two-headed
monster?
Hello!
Hello!
Why are monsters covered in wrinkles?
Have
you ever tried to iron a monster?
A List of Dumb Inventions:
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Solar powered flashlight.
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Window screens for a submarine
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Inflatable dart board
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A book on how to read
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A dictionary index
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Powdered water
Weird Book Titles:
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“America’s Longest River” by Misses
Hippy
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“The Color of Eggs” by Sommer Brown
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“History of Texas” by Al E. Moe
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“How to Groom Your Yard” by Rake Leaves
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“Old Furniture” by Anne Teak
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