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March 2002 Vol.3 Issue 3
Fun
& Games
Note
that the words used in Young Saint Louis.com
crossword puzzles are all taken from the articles appearing
in this month's issue. When you have completed the puzzles,
you can click here to
find the answers!
Young
Saint Louis.com - March #1
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1.
hard coming together
5. an imitation
7. intends to do harm
8. sudden, not prepared
10. the first one |
1.
without interruption
2. building in a park
3. at the very edge
4. show love of USA
6. stays on surface
9. used for pouring |
Young
Saint Louis.com - March #2
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Down |
2.
from Middle Ages
4. for distance viewing
8. usually food, drinks
9. musical instrument |
1.
teams compete
3. to go with someone
5. used to dissolve
6. basic, without frill
7. makes clock work |
Young
Saint Louis.com - March #3
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Down |
1.
from Middle Ages
3. take part in
5. rules, guidelines
7. cost for schooling
9. tells of real events
10. helpful evaluation |
2.
doctors animals
4. made-up story
6. from other country
8. vocational path |
How about some
"pay close attention" jokes?
Question: If a plane
crashed on the border of England and Scotland, where would they
bury the survivors?
Answer: You don't bury survivors!
Question: David's
father has three sons - Snap, Crackle, and _____?
Answer: David, of course!
You are a bus driver.
At the first stop four people get on. At the second stop eight
people get on. At the third stop, two people get off. At the
fourth stop, everybody gets off. The question is what color
are the bus driver's eyes...
The same as yours. Remember that
you are the bus driver!
If the red house
is on the right side and if the blue house is on the left side,
where is the white house?
Washington, D. C.!
If two's company
and three's a crowd, what are four and five?
Nine!
What is the best
hand to write with?
Neither - it's better to write
with a pen!
Plays on words
When is a car not
a car?
When it turns into a garage!
How much do pirates
pay for their earrings?
A buccaneer!
How many ears did
Davy Crockett have?
Three - his left ear, his right
ear, and the wild front ear!
Did you hear about
the fifty-pound jellybean?
It's pretty hard to swallow!
How did the soaking
wet Easter Bunny dry himself?
He used a hare dryer!
And, finally
Knock. Knock.
Who's there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have to keep telling knock knock jokes?
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