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March 2004     Vol.5 Issue 3

 

Fun & Games

Trivia - U.S. Wars and Generals

When you're done, click here for the answers.

  1. Who was the commanding general of the colonial army in the Revolutionary war?
  2. In the War of 1812, who was the general who led American fighters at the Battle of New Orleans?
  3. What Mexican general defeated the Texans at the Alamo only to lose later to Texas forces led by Sam Houston?
  4. At the end of the Civil War, what confederate general surrendered the army of the southern states at Appomattox Court House?
  5. Who was the commanding general of the Union Army at the end of the Civil War?
  6. What Civil War general, now buried in St. Louis, led Northern troops in the famous "March through Georgia"?
  7. Who was the commanding general of the allied army in Europe at the end of World War II?
  8. What controversial American general was commander of U.S. forces in the Pacific at the end of World War II?
  9. What colorful World War II general made his name by leading American armored forces to victories in North African early in the war and then went on to later lead fast-moving forces into Germany?
  10. Name a huge automobile manufacturing company and a large maker of breakfast cereals that both have "general" in their names.

 

Crossword Puzzles

When you have completed the puzzles, you can click here to find the answers!

Young Saint Louis.com #1

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1. exceptionally large
3. added structures
5. side of circle
6. study of past sites
7. specialized workers
8. strongly built
9. play past figures
2. explanatory
4. built by Egyptians

 

Young Saint Louis.com #2

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3. purposeful group
4. personal perspective
6. staying on task
7. surroundings related
9. individual parts
10. means of transportation
1. comes before
2. changes
5. star related
8. from a distance

 

Young Saint Louis.com #3

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1. ordinary, usual
4. a meeting w. purpose
7. thinking machine
8. get in the way
11. sensitivity to
12. purposeful building
2. take part in
3. a long run
5. close to city
6. gives chance to win
9. exercise machine
10. reach out

 

Young Saint Louis.com #4

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1. a picture
3. fills prescriptions
7. group of singers
9. all nations involved
10. depicted humorously
2. recovery from injury
4. past generations
5. unusual, odd
6. the category
8. the one before

 

Saint Louis Zoo Visit

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2. look like gators
5. eat lots of fish
6. always carry a trunk
10. kids' favorite ride
11. have long necks
1. include snakes
2. run really fast
3. humps on back
4. has huge mouth
7. fierce, with stripes
8. fly inside and out
9. white if polar

 

Jokes

Let's start with some dumb riddles

Why wouldn't they let the butterfly into the dance?
      Because it was a mothball!

What do you call a hippy's wife?
      Mississippi!

What's round and bad-tempered?
      A vicious circle!

What do you call a wicked old woman who lives by the sea?
      A sand-witch!

If your clothes are stolen, what do you go home in?
      The dark!

Why do elephants never forget?
      Because nobody ever tells them anything!

Why don't bats live alone?
      Because they like hanging around with their friends!

Why did King Kong climb the Empire State Building?
      Because he wouldn't fit in the elevator!

What has one foot and four legs?
      A bed!

More bumper stickers

  • I soupport publik edyukashun
  • So many pedestrians…so little time
  • I took an IQ test and the results are negative
  • I'm in shape…round is a shape isn't it?
  • MONEY TALKS…but all mine ever says is GOOD BYE
  • Support Search and Rescue - Get lost!
  • Keep honking…I'm deaf!
  • Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?

A big finish with our usual knock knocks

Knock, knock.
      Who's there?
Luke.
      Luke who?
Luke through the keyhole and find out!

Knock, Knock.
      Who's there?
Figs.
      Figs who?
Figs the doorbell and I won't have to knock!

Knock, knock.
      Who's there?
Repeat.
      Repeat who?
Who…who…who!

 


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