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and Games
Note that the words used in Young Saint Louis.com
crossword puzzles are all taken from the articles appearing
in this months issue. When you have completed the puzzles, you
can click here to find
the answers!
Young Saint Louis.com
- May 
| Across |
Down |
1.
eighteenth president
6. not very big
7. Cardinal's mascot
8. keep going ability
9. large, strong horse |
2.
set-aside land
3. profit making intent
4. make strong point
5. all knotted up |
Young Saint Louis.com
- May #2
| Across |
Down |
1.
meant to motivate
3. right way to do
6. makes things
9. moved by motor
10. team symbol |
2.
low in cost
4. earnings from event
5. unmatched
7. performs alone
8. marine mammal |
Month of May
Baseball
Bike riding
Fishing
Flowers
Green |
Leaves
Parks
Skating
Sunshine
Warm |
How about some computer jokes?
Why
did the chicken cross the web?
To
get to the other site!
Why
did the mummy stop using the internet?
Because
he was getting too wrapped up in it!
What
do you get if you cross an elephant and a PC?
A
computer with a really big memory!
How
did the flea learn to use the internet?
He
had to start from scratch!
More
school jokes (Please, teachers, don't get mad! We're only kidding!)
Why
does the teacher wear sunglasses?
Because
the class is so bright!
Teacher:
I told you to stand at the end of the line!
Pupil: I tried, but there was
already somebody there!
Did
you hear about the cross eyed teacher?
He
couldn't control his pupils!
Teacher:
I wish you would pay a little attention!
Pupil: I'm paying as little as
I can!
Teacher:
I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of?
Pupil: Life imprisonment!
Teacher:
This is the third time this week that I've had to tell you to
pay attention! What do you have to say about that?
Pupil: Thank goodness it's Friday!
A
few more, just for good measure
I'd
tell you a joke about a pencil...but it doesn't have a point!
Did
you hear about the fool who keeps saying "no?"
No.
Oh, so it's YOU!
Why
did the lazy man want a job in a bakery?
So
he could loaf around!
Did
you hear about the little boy they named after his father?
Oh
yes, they called him "dad!"