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May 2001     Vol.2 Issue 5

Fun and Games

Note that the words used in Young Saint Louis.com crossword puzzles are all taken from the articles appearing in this months issue. When you have completed the puzzles, you can click here to find the answers!

Young Saint Louis.com - May

Across Down
1. eighteenth president
6. not very big
7. Cardinal's mascot
8. keep going ability
9. large, strong horse
2. set-aside land
3. profit making intent
4. make strong point
5. all knotted up


Young Saint Louis.com - May #2

Across Down
1. meant to motivate
3. right way to do
6. makes things
9. moved by motor
10. team symbol
2. low in cost
4. earnings from event
5. unmatched
7. performs alone
8. marine mammal


Month of May

Baseball
Bike riding
Fishing
Flowers
Green
Leaves
Parks
Skating
Sunshine
Warm


How about some computer jokes?

Why did the chicken cross the web?
     To get to the other site!

Why did the mummy stop using the internet?
     Because he was getting too wrapped up in it!

What do you get if you cross an elephant and a PC?
     A computer with a really big memory!

How did the flea learn to use the internet?
     He had to start from scratch!

More school jokes (Please, teachers, don't get mad! We're only kidding!)

Why does the teacher wear sunglasses?
     Because the class is so bright!

Teacher: I told you to stand at the end of the line!
     Pupil: I tried, but there was already somebody there!

Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher?
     He couldn't control his pupils!

Teacher: I wish you would pay a little attention!
     Pupil: I'm paying as little as I can!

Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of?
     Pupil: Life imprisonment!

Teacher: This is the third time this week that I've had to tell you to pay attention! What do you have to say about that?
     Pupil: Thank goodness it's Friday!

A few more, just for good measure

I'd tell you a joke about a pencil...but it doesn't have a point!

Did you hear about the fool who keeps saying "no?"
     No.
Oh, so it's YOU!

Why did the lazy man want a job in a bakery?
     So he could loaf around!

Did you hear about the little boy they named after his father?
     Oh yes, they called him "dad!"

 


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