|
May 2002 Vol.3 Issue 5
Fun
& Games
Trivia
Quiz (or what most kids remember from when they were little)
(When you're done, click
here for the answers.)
- What king was
a "merry old soul?"
- What wall sitter
became totally unglued?
- Who was persnickety
about her chair, bed and the temperature of her food?
- What brother
and sister ought not to go for walks in the woods?
- What color did
the girl wear when she went to visit her grandmother?
- Who could ride
in a pumpkin as long as it was fairly early in the evening?
- What uncoordinated
kid and his copycat girl friend needed water?
- What feathered
animal was prone to tell stories in rhyme?
- This "guy's"
name rhymed with clock. Who was he?
- Who was the
moralistic Greek who liked to tell little stories?
Note
that the words used in Young Saint Louis.com
crossword puzzles are all taken from the articles appearing
in this month's issue. When you have completed the puzzles,
you can click here to
find the answers!
Young
Saint Louis.com #1
| Across |
Down |
1.
hard to figure out
4. securing new members
5. prone to question
8. surface features
9. select participation
10. does not take sides |
2.
way to keep eatable
3. practice finding way
6. near-sightedness
7. non-military |
Young
Saint Louis.com #2
| Across |
Down |
2.
one who receives
5. showing how to do
6. plays instrument
7. protect from freeze
8. move to new place |
1.
gets steadily worse
3. clarifying pictures
4. rough boating locale |
Young
Saint Louis.com Book Reviews
| Across |
Down |
1.
horse healing place
7. showing capability
8. not normal
10. fought the Nazis
11. shocking, surprising |
2.
preference
3. also called Holland
4. a pureblood racer
5. unexpected ending
6. unsure of self
9. an injury, hurt |
Summer
| Across |
Down |
3.
hot season
6. cooling devices
9. electric cooler
10. leisure activity
12. live in the outdoors
13. free time
14. summer month |
1. summer
vacation (2 wds)
2. biking
3. sun's rays
4. rest
5. go over water on slats
7. windy day activity
8. hoops
11. walking for pleasure
|
Animal, fish,
and bug riddles
What do you call
an alligator's helper?
Gatorade!
What fur do you
get from a skunk?
As fur as possible!
What happened to
the wolf that fell into the washing machine?
He became a wash and werewolf!
What's the difference
between a fish and a piano?
You can't tuna fish!
What kind of ant
can count?
An accountant!
What kind of cat
works for the Red Cross?
A first aid kit!
When did the fly
fly?
When the spider spied her!
Why do chickens
embarrass some people?
Because they use fowl language!
Why is a ten-dollar
dog a bad watchdog?
Because a bargain dog won't bite!
If a rooster laid
a brown egg and a white egg, what kind of chicks would hatch?
None. Roosters don't lay eggs!
What's good advice
for a fish to keep from being caught?
Don't fall for any old line!
What do you get
if you cross a raccoon and a kangaroo?
A fur coat with pockets!
Why do bees hum?
Because they don't know the words!
Why didn't the man
believe what the sardine said?
Because it sounded too fishy!
Why do cows wear
bells?
Because their horns don't work!
Why don't flies
fly through screen doors?
Because they don't want to strain
themselves!
What kind of fish
do you find in a cage?
A perch!
Let's end this
torture with a couple of knock knock jokes
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Tennis.
Tennis who?
Tennis five plus five!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Thermos.
Thermos who?
Thermos be a better knock knock joke than this!
|
