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May 2003     Vol.4 Issue 5

 

Fun & Games

Food trivia fun

(When you're done, click here for the answers.)

  1. What is still the most popular fast food in America?
  2. What food is favored by grown-ups for dunking in their morning coffee?
  3. What kind of food still shimmies and shakes even when it finally hardens?
  4. What kind of flavored sticks are chewed but never eaten?
  5. What kind of food is available in both hard and soft-shell?
  6. What kind of fast food was made popular by an old gent with an honorary military title?
  7. Who is the famous clown that promotes America's largest fast food chain?
  8. What coated chocolate candies have two of the same letter imprinted on them?
  9. What is the popular meat served on toast with lettuce and tomato?
  10. A big fish named Charlie has been used to promote what kind of food?

 

Crossword Puzzles

Note that the words used in Young Saint Louis.com crossword puzzles are all taken from the articles appearing in this month's issue. When you have completed the puzzles, you can click here to find the answers!

Young Saint Louis.com #1

xword

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2. seeks to get along
4. defensive coloration
7. clear out of an area
8. for a limited term
9. specialized worker
10. reported on behavior
1. governing rules
3. like-meaning words
5. make understandable
6. special ability

 

Young Saint Louis.com #2

xword

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1. seeks death causes
4. plans structures
6. prior registrations
7. effort to preserve
8. small pan fish
9. fishing equipment
2. coordinated movement
3. know value of
5. an award medal

 

Memorial Day

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1. sunny and sandy
4. has marching units
6. fought in past wars
9. outdoor meals
11. prominently display
12. beginning signaled
2. fun car
3. placed on graves
5. precautions needed
7. start of season
8. almost over
10. seasonal attire

 

Jokes

May is a little early for corn, but here it comes

What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
      Use a cow-culator!

Where do math teachers go on vacation?
      To Times Square!

What did the math book say to the other math book?
      I've got a lot of problems!

What did one star say to another when they met?
      Glad to meteor!

What do you get if you cross a nun and a chicken?
      A pecking order!

"I'm a walking economy;" a man was overheard saying to a friend. "My hairline is in recession, my waistline is a victim of inflation, and together they're putting me in depression."

 

Some book titles - always favorites

  • "Crime Does Not Pay" by Laura Norda
  • "Don't Leave Without Me" by Ima Coming
  • "Tape Recording for Beginners" by Cass Ette
  • "A Call for Assistance" by Linda Hand
  • "The Leaky Faucet" by Constant Dripping
  • "The Best Day Ever" by Trudy Light

 

And yes, a final knock knock or two

Knock, knock.
      Who's there?
Oliver.
      Oliver who?
Oliver clothes are getting wet, it's pouring out here!

Knock, knock.
      Who's there?
Ken.
      Ken who?
Ken you let me in?

 

 


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