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May 2004     Vol.5 Issue 5


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Broadway Diary

Broadway Diary

Neil Shastri makes Broadway debut

St. Louisan Neil Shastri has been in New York City for over two months. And, he still hasn't visited the Statue of Liberty.

But, the 11-year-old Neil has done something hardly any kids his age have accomplished. Last month, he made his acting debut on Broadway in an Andrew Lloyd Webber play.

Neil is in the role of Munna, a slum kid in India, in Webber's "Bombay Dreams." After being a hit in London, the show had its American opening the last weekend in April.

The show is about a man from the Indian slums who succeeds in Bollywood. That's the name given to the film community in India. Munna is the "best friend" of the play's lead actor, Neil said.

"The lead actor betrays people from the slums. But, the story has a happy ending," Neil said. He wouldn't give away any more of the play's storyline before the opening.

Since Neil found out in February that he got his Broadway role, his life has been hectic.

First, he and his mother, JJ, moved from their St. Louis home to New York. They are living in an apartment just a 10 minute walk from his theater rehearsals. "Bombay Dreams" is playing at the Broadway Theater.

His days start with three hours to school tutoring. He brought all of his class lessons from Sperreng Middle School. His tutor is Muriel Kester, a New York teacher. They work on the lessons which are then sent back to St. Louis.

After his lunch, he rehearses at the theater for four hours in the afternoon.

"Then, after a dinner break, we have the preview shows," he said. Those shows before a live audience are from 8 to about 10:30 p.m.

Because of all the long hours, there are two boys who share the Munna role, Neil said. The other boy is Tanvir Gopal, an Indian kid from New York. The boys will take turns performing on stage.

That's especially important when the show has two shows a day. One is a matinee performance and then there's an evening show.

Neil said, "Tanvir and I get along great." He adds, "The whole cast has been awesome."

With the start of regular performances, Neil's life is going to get a little less hectic.

For one thing, he's going to start to go to a regular school. "In May, I'll go to a school in Chinatown. Classes are from 8 a.m. to 3 p.m.," he said. Then, he'll take his place on stage for the evening performances.

Neil said, "I kind of miss going to school and being with all the kids. Of course, I'll have to make new friends at the new school."

He said, if "Bombay Dreams" has a long run on Broadway, "I might start school here in the fall."

Also, when the show has a regular schedule and fewer rehearsals, Neil said will step up his sightseeing trips around New York. That's where a visit to the Statue of Liberty comes in.

He said, "So far, I haven't been around very much. But, since I'm near Broadway, even walking to the theater gives me a lot to see."

He said his tutor did take him on a field trip to the Museum of Natural History. "They've got lots of dinosaur bones and lots of stuffed animals," he said.

But, one special attraction has been the chance to see lots of stars coming to be on the David Letterman's late night TV show.

"The theater where the Letterman show is done is right next to our theater. We can look out the back door of our theater and see the stars show up for his show," he said.

Neil said he hasn't been nervous during rehearsals or performances of "Bombay Dreams." He said, "I'm just going with the flow."

And, he added, "Since I'm from India, it's really fun to be doing something with my culture."

Neil has taken a realistic view of his acting career. He knows that his role of Munna calls for him to be a 10-year-old slum kid. "If I grow two inches or my voice changes, I might be out. They'd have to get another boy to play that part," he said.

But, he added, "That's all right. People will know I've been on Broadway."

(For more in the New York adventures of Neil Shastri, watch Young Saint Louis.com's June edition. We'll have a second installment of his unique experiences on Broadway.)

 

Awards

2004 Young Achievers of Year announced

A dozen metro area kids have been named the 2004 Gateway Young Achievers of the Year. Awards go to elementary, middle and high school students for their accomplishments in school, volunteer service and leadership.

The 2004 Gateway Achievers are:

Elementary school (grades 1-6):

  • Jimmy Gordon, Fenton, Mo.
  • Brianna Jones, Hazelwood, Mo.

Middle school (grades 7-8):

  • Kalina Kutriansky, Collinsville, Ill.
  • Marcus Zamphier, Mehlville, Mo.

High school (grades 9-12):

  • Gretchen McCready, Festus, Mo.
  • Aaron Fuller, Florissant, Mo.

Community Service:

  • Michael Arb, Fenton, Mo.
  • Micah Manary, St. Louis.

Leadership:

  • Vivian Harper, St. Louis.
  • Blake Slagle, Eureka, Mo.

Music:

  • Emily Sprague, Chesterfield, Mo.
  • Miriam Foltz, O'Fallon, Ill.

Six of the award winners were named in grade categories. The other six were in subject categories: two each in community service, leadership and music.

The 2004 award ceremonies will be held Sunday, May 2. They will be at the Busch Student Center on the campus of Saint Louis University.

Each Achiever receives a $1,000 savings bond. They also are entered in the national Achiever competition, later this year.

In addition, 50 other students will get medallions and $50 gift certificates. Over 500 kids were nominated in the Young Achiever competition.

Barbara Eichhorst heads the local office of the International Leadership Network. The ILN sponsors the Young Achiever of the Year program. The local Gateway program is made possible by support of the Millstone Foundation of St. Louis.

Young Saint Louis.com focuses primarily on metro area kids in third through eighth grade. Therefore, we are providing thumbnail sketches of the five kids in those grades. Two are winners from elementary school category and two others from middle school. The fifth, Michael Arb, a sixth grader, was one of the community service winners.

(Starting in June, YSL.com will run individual profiles of these five youngest Achievers.

(For more information about the Achiever program, you can call (314) 961-5978 or log on to www.YoungAchievers.us.)

Sketches of the youngest Achievers:

* Jimmy Gordon, 5th grade, Uthoff Valley Elementary School in Fenton.

Jimmy has achieved five different ranks in the Boy Scouts of America. He's also taken part in the Fenton Park Clean-up, Memorial Day Good Turn at Jefferson Barracks and Riverchase Beautification. He is a member of the school's cross country and track teams. He also is in the Uthoff Valley Strings and special chorus.

* Brianna Jones, 6th grade, Grannemann Accelerated Program in Hazelwood.

Brianna is active in Student Council and DARE. She also volunteers for Lutheran Family and Children's Services and Faith Beyond Walls. She's a member of the Music Makers Children's Choir, the All-School chorus and band. She enjoys gymnastics, soccer and cheerleading.

* Kalina Kutriansky, 7th grade, North Junior High School in Collinsville, Ill.

Kalina is active in Junior Achievement and has received numerous Illinois District 29 honor awards and certificate of Award for Young Authors. She participates in Student Council, band and dance, including ballet, tap and jazz.

* Marcus Zamphier, 8th grade at Margaret Buerkle Middle School in Mehlville.

Marcus is involved in Student Council and the Youth Progressive Connection anti-bullying program. He is a peer mentor and tutor and also takes part in school outreach programs. Marcus helped organize an event with Drug Free Schools Program. He's also a member of the technology, home economics and chess clubs.

* Michael Arb, 6th grade at Life Christian School in Fenton.

Michael is active in the Mission Gate Prison Ministry and volunteers on mission trips to orphanages in Thailand. He assists in construction projects and has taught Sunday School classes at Full Gospel Fellowship Church in Chaing Rai, Thailand. He also is active in church youth groups.

 

Lewis & Clark

About Lewis&Clark

A rush to graduate so kid
can take two-year tour

A Belleville, Ill., youth has had his mind set on joining the two-year Lewis&Clark reenactment tour. But, he had a problem; he was still in school.

His answer: Speed up his studies and finish high school in two years.

Seventeen-year-old Josh Loftis said, "I wanted to graduate in two years so I could make the reenactment journey with my grandpa." He attended Faith Baptist School in Belleville.

Loftis and his grandfather, George S. Anderson, from Marysville, Ohio, are descendants of one of the crew member on the original 1804-06 exploration.

On the reenactment journey, Anderson is playing the role of his ancestor, George Shannon. Josh is one of the soldiers.

This winter, they've been camping at the newly-built Camp DuBois historic site in Wood River, Ill. That's the replica of the camp used by the Discovery crew during the winter of 1803-04. The location is across from where the Missouri River joins the Mississippi.

Their living conditions are very similar. The only heat is from a fireplace and the only light is from candles. Anderson said, "We try to keep it like it was 200 years ago."

Anderson and Loftis were on hand last month when 4th graders from Central Elementary School of Roxanna, Ill., came for a field trip. They were getting Lewis&Clark information before the reenactment crew breaks camp.

A full schedule of events has been set at Camp DuBois before the official departure date of Friday, May 14. (For information about those public events, see sidebar below.)

After the departure, the reenacters will move up the Missouri and on to the Pacific Ocean. They'll follow the original Discovery route and won't be back until 2006.

Josh and his grandfather are looking forward to "roughing it." But, some of the Central Elementary kids weren't quite sure they'd like to do that.

Nine-year-old Justin Karpan of East Alton, Ill., and 9-year-old Jane Pratt of Wood River said they're glad they won't be on the trip.

Jane has had no camp-out experience. She said, "I don't think I could last for two years." Also, she said she couldn't shoot animals for food. "I saw my cousin skin a squirrel one time. I didn't like it," she said.

Justin has had previous camping experience, including tent camping in the rain. He said his tent camping was usually at Pierre Marquette State Park on the Mississippi. He said his favorite part of camping is "sitting around the campfire and making 'smores'."

He said the family's camping trips now are with a 30-foot trailer.

About roughing it for two years, he said, "Probably not. I'd probably get bored."

But, 10-year-old Nate Voss of Wood River said, "I like camping. I think I could last two years." He's camped in a tent and he thought he could do without modern technology.

"We have a no-TV rule at home now. TV goes off at 9 p.m every weekday and at 10 p.m. on the weekend," he said.

Nate said his favorite part of camping was "looking at the stars at night."

He thought the most interesting thing about the Camp DuBois field trip was learning about soap making. "They made their soap out of lye and animal fat," he said.

Jane's favorite was the rifle demonstrations by Josh Noftis. The kids saw two different types of firearms, a rifle and a musket. Jane said, "I thought it was pretty cool that they could shoot the musket three times in a minute."

She thought that was pretty good time. Each time the gun was fired, it had to be cleaned, loaded with new powder and shot before the next shot.

Justin was impressed by how primitive things were. "They must have had a rough time since they didn't have all our technology," he said.

But, the new Camp DuBois gives visitors a sense of that original camp.

From Clark's journal of 1803, here's the description of the original site:

"Dec. 12, 1803. It was December 12 when the Corps of Discovery arrived at the mouth of the DuBois River, Illinois, 18 miles above St. Louis. Proceeded up the river for 1 1/4 to 1 1/2 miles to a high rise overlooking a very beautiful prairie to the east and proceeded to clear and build a camp."

Many Central Elementary kids said they'd like to come back to the camp during "departure day" events in May.

 

The departure events schedule at Camp DuBois

A number of events are scheduled before, during and after the Lewis&Clark reenactors depart from Camp DuBois. The actual departure date is Friday, May 14.

Camp DuBois is located at the northeast corner of Illinois Rtes. 143 and 3 in Wood River.

For more information, call (618) 254-1993.

The departure schedule:

  • May 1-2: Fifth annual Rendezvous at Camp DuBois. There will be a black powder shoot, pioneer demonstrations, a children's tent and more.
  • May 7: Lewis&Clark Trivia Night at Memories Banquet Center in Wood River.
  • May 12: Farewell to the Corps' dinner at Midtown Banquet Hall in Wood River.
  • May 13: Lewis&Clark Bicentennial celebration at Benbow Park in Wood River.
  • May 13: Ceremonial tree planting and National Guard display at Camp DuBois.
  • May 14: Departure of Corps of Discovery from Camp DuBois.
  • May 16: Haunted Campfire Tales with Troy Taylor at Camp DuBois in Wood River.

 

Books

This month's book reviews

Can a boy who was bitten badly as a baby
get beyond his fear of dogs?

Ricky had been attacked by a big dog when he was just a little kid in St. Louis. He had to have sixty-three stitches to patch him up and, later, had to have a painful series of rabies shots. Now they had moved to a 160 acre farm in Oklahoma, and, even though he was older, Ricky had a total fear of any dogs, even little ones. He freaked out when one came near him.

There were a lot of cats that hung around the barn. Ricky noticed one day that a skinny stray of a dog was trying to eat with the cats when his mom put out food for them in the evening. The cats turned on the little dog and ran him off to hide somewhere away from the barn. Later on the next evening, Ricky was stacking hay bales in the barn when he saw the puppy. He was so frightened at the dog that he climbed up out of the way and was about to miss his supper because he was afraid to move. When his mom called "kitty, kitty," the pup ran to try to get some food. Ricky was able to slip out of the barn and go in to the house. Of course, the cats chased the dog away once again without his getting anything to eat.

The puppy was so cute and friendly, Ricky started to feel sorry for him and sneak him food after dinner in the evenings. Only gradually did Ricky begin to accept the puppy as his pet and let the rest of the family know that he had himself a new dog. He named the dog "Kitty." As Ricky got over his fear of dogs, the kids at school no longer could tease him about his dog phobia. Ricky and Kitty go on to have some adventures together.

 

A young girl helps her family
survive during the War of 1812

When the British army invaded the new United States of America in 1812, Mackinaw Island, a great tourist attraction today, was taken over by the British invaders. Mary O'Shea was a twelve-year-old farm girl whose family was one of the few families who lived on the small island. Her family included her fifteen-year-old brother Jacque and her sixteen-year-old sister Angelique. Their mother was deceased and their father had left the island to join the American army At Fort Detroit. One of the other families had promised to help keep an eye on the three kids who stayed behind on the farm.

Mary was the level-headed one of the kids who tried to keep the farm running and the family self-supportive. Angelique was more into fashion and romance. She looked forward to the dances that the British officers held at the fort on Mackinaw after they took over the island. Jacque couldn't wait until he was old enough to move west with the fur traders who used the island as a trading center. Mary's best friend was Gavin, a half-Indian orphan who had been adopted and raised by a neighboring family.

As the war drew on, the hardships increased for the family. As food became scarcer for the British army on the island, the farmers were gradually being forced to give up their farm products to support the troops.

Angelique was attracted to one of the young, handsome British officers. It was just a matter of time until Jacque slipped away to join the fur traders. Mary was having a hard time keeping the family together. She was finding that her friend, Gavin, was becoming more handsome and attractive. He was wanting to find out more about his Indian family background, however, and she feared he would leave the island altogether and join the tribe from which he had been adopted.

The story has a lot of questions to deal with. Will the Americans win the war? Will the father return safely? What happy ending is possible with Angelique falling in love with a British officer? Can Mary and Gavin ever hope to have a romance? Will Jacque be successful as a fur trader in the west? You need to read this little historical novel to find out.

 

Two boys of different races come
to examine their attitudes toward each other

Phil, a sixth grader, was hurrying to class through the crowded school hallway. He saw the back of his brother's jacket up ahead. When he yelled, "Hey, Jimmy," the kid in the jacket didn't turn around. Jimmy had forgotten his lunch money that morning when he left the house. Phil was trying to get the money to him. But the boy in the jacket wasn't Jimmy. Phil grabbed the boy and yelled, asking the younger kid why he was wearing Jimmy's jacket. The boy, who was a black kid named Daniel, pulled away and said it was his jacket and he didn't even know Jimmy. Teachers were immediately drawn to what was just about to become a fight in the hall. Both boys were taken to the principal's office.

Phil was sure the jacket was his brother's because it had been his jacket first before he outgrew it. His mother had bought it for him when she was on a trip to Italy. But to his total embarrassment, it turned out to have been given to Daniel by his grandmother who had received it from Phil's mother just a few days earlier. Daniel was so furious, he threw the jacket on the office floor and angrily went to his classes. How could Phil ever make it up to Daniel for making a scene and accusing him of being a thief? Is it even possible? Why had he immediately accused Daniel of being a thief? Was it because Daniel was black that Phil had rushed to judgment? The rest of the story is concerned with how Phil tries to connect with Daniel and in some way bring them to a better understanding of each other.

 

Bill Cody's Life as a Kid Before
Becoming Famous as Buffalo Bill

Bill Cody had spent his childhood in a Mississippi River town called Le Claire in Iowa. When this story begins, the Cody family is getting ready to move to Kansas, where the government had just opened up new land for people to farm. All they had to do to get free land was file a claim and build a home on the land.

Bill's teen-aged older brother, Sammy, recently had been killed when his horse fell on him. The parents were so saddened by the loss that they wanted to move further west and start over. Bill was only eight-years-old when, along with his two sisters, the family moved west. Bill was especially proud that his father let him ride a horse in front of the two covered wagons and the family carriage. At this young age, he already felt like a scout moving through what had earlier been Indian territory.

The mother and two sisters are left with an uncle's family as Bill and his father ride on westward to file a claim on land that they hope can become their new home. With some help from a distant cousin, Bill and his father build a temporary cabin. The cousin is a young buckskin-clad frontiersman that Bill comes to admire. When Mr. Cody is sure that his claim is recognized by the government, he travels back to get his wife and daughters. Bill is thrilled that his father trusts him to stay behind with his cousin and protect their claim. There is danger and a surprising tension in this new land. People are dividing into two hostile groups - those who support slavery and those who oppose it.

These experiences in growing up help young Bill to develop into the man who would become one of the most famous heroes of the West - Buffalo Bill Cody. This little book, with the subtitle "To the Frontier," is the first in a series of books by E. Cody Kimmel that detail Buffalo Bill's life.

 

Sports

Basketball success for Comet girls

The St. Louis Comets girls basketball program this year produced five Division 1 college recruits. That included St. Louis Post-Dispatch player of the year Katie Dierdorf, who will attend University of Michigan.

In addition, several younger Comets made contributions in their first high school years.

In fact, Sarah Sullivan will be hard-pressed to top her first two years in high school. Two seasons ago, she was on the Duschesne High School varsity team that won a Missouri state championship.

Then, last season, her team was runner-up in the state tournament. The 5'4" guard described herself as a "first off the bench" reserve on that team.

About the state meets in Columbia, Sarah said, "They were exciting and nerve-wracking."

Now, the girls are back with Comets select teams for this season's play. The girls will get an early taste of national competition next month. The Comets host the "Battle by the Arch" national AAU invitational tournament June 18-20.

The Comets have five teams entered. They include one each in the 13-and-under, 15-and-under and 17-and-under. They will enter two teams in the 14-and-under bracket.

(For information about the "Battle by the Arch" meet, visit the Ozark region website at www.eteamz.com/aauozark. The Comets have a special website layer, with full tournament information.)

Twin sisters Kayla and Alyse Gordon and Courtney Champagne were three other Comets who made their high school varsity teams as freshmen. They'll be on one of the 14-and-under Comet teams in the "Battle by the Arch."

Fourteen-year-old Courtney was the starting point guard for her St. Charles West High School team. She averaged 7 points and 2.5 steals per game on a team that finished 15-10 last season.

Asked about her best basketball experience, she said it would have been playing against West's arch rival, St. Charles High. "This year, we won both games and they were both real close," the 5'5" guard said.

She said she makes up in quickness what she lacks in height. As for weaknesses, she said she needs to work on her ability to penetrate and also her 3-point shooting.

The Gordon twins were on the Mehlville High School varsity last season. Both Kayla and Alyse are 5'11" in height.

Kayla said she shared a starting forward spot at Mehlville and averaged 8 points a game.

She said she considers her defensive ability as one of her strengths. "I work hard on defense," she said. With her size, she often ends up guarding the other team's biggest player. Her biggest challenge last season: guarding a 6'5" player.

Kayla admits she needs to improve her "ball handling skills." She said, "I bounce the ball off my big feet." She wears a men's size 12 shoe.

Sister Alyse said she considers her "posting up" skills to be her strength. She averaged 7.8 points per game on the Mehlville team, which went 17-10 last season. Alyse said her shoe size is 11.

Both said their best basketball thrill came when Mehlville High won the district title.

They said they both want to play basketball in college. But, they differ on their schools of choice. Kayla said she definitely wants to go to the University of Connecticut. That team last month won its third straight NCAA women's basketball title last month.

Alyse said, "I want to play basketball in college but I don't want to go to Connecticut."

Their immediate goals on this year's Comet teams is to earn a berth in the national AAU tournaments at the end of this season. Then, it's on to next season's high school play.

As the girls look for ways to improve, they feel they have to be much stronger and quicker. All take part in some sort of weight training.

At Mehlville, the Gordon twins have a weight training class in high school. They also have a weight machine at their home.

Sarah Sullivan says she does bench presses to add strength to her shoulders and arms.

Sarah admits she'll have a big challenge to match her first two years at Duschesne High. After two state tournament runs, she said her team next year will lack size. "We lost a lot of height this year. Next year, we're going to be short."

She's hoping speed and quickness will make up some of the difference. That and lots of tournament action this year with the Comets.

 

Bike Riding

Two kids start family bike ride season

Amanda and Alex Vanderheyden spend a lot of their summers on their bikes. And they've got a new list of Kids Ride "fun" routes for them to follow throughout metro St. Louis.

Thirteen-year-old Amanda and 10-year-old Alex took their first ride of the season last month. The family took a Spring Chicken's Ride in Illinois on Sunday, April 18.

Like a lot of their rides, this one ended with a special social event. This time, riders could end up at the Chicken's Restaurant in St. Libory, Ill., for a hearty buffet lunch or brunch.

(For a full 2004 Trailnet Fun Club schedule, go to www.trailnet.org/events.html. Trailnet, Inc., can be contacted by phone. In Missouri, it's (314) 416-9930 and in Illinois, (618) 874-8554.)

Amanda said she likes the socializing that goes on in the group rides. "I like the whole atmosphere of the rides," she said. Her favorite tour last year was an overnight ride near Edwardsville, Ill. That overnight campout gave her plenty of time to mingle with her bicycling friends.

Amanda and Alex have been on bike trips with their parents, Brian and Betsy, since they were very little. By the time Amanda was 6 months old, she was belted in a special trailer behind her parents' bike.

Her parents had met while they were on a biking tour in 1986.

One bike the family had was a tandem bike with a trailer. The parents pedaled on a tandem bike, with the kids behind on a two-seat trailer. All four seats had pedal sprockets so all riders could supply power to the wheels.

Now, the family has two tandem, recumbant bikes for their family rides. Each rider sits in a seat with a back and pedals while leaning back.

In addition to the Kids Rides, the family takes part in several rides for tandem bikes.

The kids also have one-seat bikes. As Amanda has grown, she has had four different bikes.

Amanda's dad recently bought her a used bike designed by Georgena Terry. She's a bike designer who specializes in bikes for women.

Alex said he especially liked a bike ride last June that ended up with a stunt-riding demonstration. A bunch of professional bike riders demonstrated trick riding and jumping, using special ramps like skateboarders use.

Alex also had the opportunity to meet the famed American bike racer Lance Armstrong. He said, "I saw him at University of Missouri-Rolla and also at Forest Park."

So far, the Vanderheyden family has focused on rides up to 35 miles. The kids say they like the Trailnet routes in Illinois because they usually have fewer high hills. That's especially important early in the season before they get fully in shape.

The furthest the family has gone for rides was near Duluth, Minn. There, they biked in the heavily wooded areas along Lake Superior.

Of course, not all of the rides go smoothly.

In a ride near Carlinville, Ill., Amanda and her mother were on a tandem bike. It was windy and overcast and the bike slid off the road into a ditch. Neither they nor the bike were damaged.

But, Amanda said, "We turned back. All I wanted to do was get into a hot tub."

Amanda is a 7th grader at Wildwood Middle School. She participates in volleyball, soccer and basketball along with her bicycling. Her favorite class is language arts. She's an avid reader and especially likes books by Phyllis Reynolds Naylor.

Alex is in 4th grade and is home schooled. His favorite subject is art and he wants to be a car designer when he grows up.

He's off to a pretty fast start. When he was in lst grade, he drew his own design of a PT Cruiser. He had his parents write a cover letter and sent the design to the manager of Daimler-Chrysler's plant in Fenton.

The manager, Les Wolf who is now retired, came to Alex home. He gave Alex a model PT Cruiser toy and a video of how the Fenton plant makes minivans. The family also got to test drive a new PT Cruiser for a couple days.

Alex's interest in cars has gone up-scale. He's now drawing designs of Mercedes cars.

His latest design is of a car which could shift to run on 8, 6 or 4 cylinders. He also wants the car to have both two- and four-wheel drive.

For a list of Trailnet's 2004 Kids Rides schedule, see below.

 

The 2004 Kids Rides schedule

Trailnet, Inc., has scheduled seven Kids Rides programs for their 2004 schedule. Most of the rides will include chances to take part in local festivals along the routes.

The Kids Rides schedule runs from May through October. Most of the rides are in Illinois, where the routes are flatter with fewer steep hills. The rides are all schedule on Sundays.

The schedule:

  • May 16: Lewis & Clark Bicentennial Bicycle Ride, starting 9 a.m. at Hartford, Ill.
  • May 23: Strawberry Bicycle Ride and Festival, starting 9 a.m. at St. Jacob, Ill.
  • June 6: Route 66 Bicycle Ride and Festival, starting 9 a.m. at Edwardsville, Ill.
  • July 4: Fair St. Louis Riverfront Bicycle Ride and Gateway Geyser Festival, starting at 8 a.m. at East St. Louis, Ill.
  • August 8: Fahrradtour and Augustfest, starting 8 a.m. at Mascoutah, Ill.
  • August 15: My Just Desserts Bicycle Ride, starting 8 a.m. at Alton, Ill.
  • October 10: River to River Bicycle Ride, starting 10 a.m. at St. Charles, Mo.

In addition, Trailnet has a bunch of more challenging rides. Be sure to check Trailnet's website at www.trailnet,org/events.html.

 

Read, Right, Run

A follow on Read, Right, Run

Kids at St. Luke the Evangelist School already are looking forward to next year's Read, Right, Run program. This year, 27 kids at the school did all of the required reading, running and good works and took part in a final Fitness Weekend in Forest Park.

A total of 1,050 kids participated in Read, Right, Run this school year. The program was sponsored by the Spirit of St. Louis Marathon.

Starting last fall, each week kids ran a mile, read a book and did a good deed. Then, early in April, the kids participated in a Family Fitness Weekend in Forest Park.

In all, Read, Right, Run kids ran 26.2 miles, read 26 books and did 26 good deeds.

The Family Fitness Weekend came at the same time St. Louis was hosting the 2004 U.S. Women's Olympic Marathon Trials. The top three women make up the U.S. Olympic marathoners for the 2004 Olympic Games in Athens.

Another highlight of the weekend was the 2004 Spirit of St. Louis Marathon.

That last weekend, the Read, Run, Right kids finished their marathon distance with 3.2-mile or 1.2-mile runs. In the 3.2-mile run, two St. Luke kids finished first in their divisions.

Julie Cronin was the first 8th grade girl to cross the line while Eli Clampett was the first 6th grade boy to finish. Both kids got medals although the run wasn't a competitive one.

Thirteen-year-old Julie said, "I had a real bad cramp midway through the race. But, a woman running nearby urged me on. And I was able to finish the race."

She said the Read. Right, Run program helped me "get into shape" with the running and "expanded my mind" with the reading.

Also, her gym teacher at St. Luke urged her to try out for both track and cross-country next year. Julie will be a freshman at St. Joseph's Academy next fall.

Twelve-year-old Eli said he'll be participating in Read, Right, Run next year.

He said, "I like reading so I enjoyed reading the books. And then I liked the marathon finish in Forest Park." He said he finished his 3.2 miles in 24 minutes and 24 seconds.

Of the books he read, Eli liked "Eragon" the best. (Young Saint Louis.com did a special report on author Christopher Paolini and a review of his fantasy book in the December, 2003, edition. To read those, click here.)

Julie's favorite reading was the "Series of Unfortunate Events" books.

Julie said her favorite good deed was joining her grandmother to entertain older women at a nursing home. She said her grandmother volunteers at the home every week.

"It made my grandmother happy and it made me happy," she said.

Eli said his favorite good deed involved helping a neighbor get rid of junk in the alley behind her home. "She had lots of stuff and couldn't get it into the dumpster," he said.

Among younger St. Luke kids who completed the RRR program were 4th grader Clair Laufketter and second grader Noah Panicola. They ran 1.2 miles on the final weekend.

Ten-year-old Clair said she also got a cramp in her run. "I started to jog because of the cramp but I worked it out. I never had to walk," she said.

She said her favorite book was "Holes." And her favorite good deed was helping her mother when her family moved into a new home.

Clair said she didn't take part in RRR last year. "I didn't know if it was any good last year. But, this year, I tried it and it was the best," she said.

Noah said his favorite book was "Babe Ruth and Me." He described the book as being about a boy who could travel back through time.

His favorite good deed: "I played with my little sister and her friend when they didn't have anything to do," he said.

Gym teacher Rose Murphy helped to keep the kids interested in the running during the school year. She timed each one of them when they ran a mile on the school grounds. She said the best mile time she clocked during the year was 7 minutes, 32 seconds by 8th grader Joe Graff.

Then, she posted all the times outside her office. "The kids checked the times regularly to see how they ranked. And, if I didn't put the lists up soon enough for them, they told me about it," she said.

Teacher Carolyn Landwehr was the RRR coordinator this year. "The kids have been asking me about next year's program already," she said.

(Editor's note: If you'd like to learn more about the Read, Right, Run program you can go to www.stlmarathon.com. If you or your school want to register early, you can e-mail to the address on the website.

(Nancy Lieberman of the Spirit of St. Louis Marathon said schools will be notified of the 2004-2005 Read, Right, Run program in early August. The final Family Fitness Weekend will be April 9-10, 2005.)

 

Reading

County summer reading program filled with fun

There's a saying that books open up windows on the world. Organizers of the 2004 St. Louis County Summer Reading program are offering all sorts of experiences to go along with book reading.

The program's theme is "Discover New Trails." That's in honor of the 200th anniversary of the Lewis&Clark Corps of Discovery exploration.

The county's program kicks off for younger kids, up to 12 years of age, with three outdoor parties on Saturday, June 5. Hours at 11 a.m. to 2 p.m. The parties will be at:

  • North County Recreation Complex, 2577 Redman Ave.
  • Suson Park in South County, at 6073 Wells Road.
  • Faust Park in West County, at 15185 Olive Blvd.

Older kids, ages 12 to 18, kick off their reading program with a bowling party on Friday, June 4, beginning at 6:30 p.m. It will be at the AMF Strike "N Spare bowling lanes, 1309 N. Lindbergh. (Twelve-year-old kids can participate in both of the reading programs.)

The reading plan also involves events and activities throughout the summer at branch libraries. Be sure to keep track of the local library schedules by going to the St. Louis County Library website at www.stcl.lib.mo.us.

Also, there are prizes to be won for different levels of book reading activity. Details of the prizes offered will be available closer to the opening of the program.

But, one major feature is the ability to qualify for St. Louis Cardinal baseball tickets. Kids are entered in the ticket drawing after reaching the 2nd Level of reading activity. That involves reading for 700 minutes and submitting a reading log to your library.

The Cardinals have offered over 1,200 pairs of tickets for the drawing. That's one ticket for a kid and another for an accompanying adult.

There are three reading levels in the prize program. After reaching each level, kids will receive prizes. The different reading levels are: Level 1-260 minutes of reading; Level 2-700 minutes, and Level 3-1,300 minutes.

The county's summer reading program is a popular one. Last year, over 18,500 kids participated. To join, check at the library headquarters or any of the 19 branch libraries.

For the library closest to you, again check at the library website at www.slcl.lib.mo.us.

Each of the June 5 outdoor kickoff parties has its own schedule of activities and events.

At Suson Park, master entertainer Troy Roark will do juggling and magic. The Elsenpeter Marionettes will have show about Tom Sawyer. A sing-a-long and balloon sculptures by Chapau are included.

At Faust Park, there is an S&S Farms exotic petting zoo. Adventure tales will be performed. Magician Eldon Roark will have a Magical Reading Trail show. Juggling Jeff also will perform.

At North County Recreation Complex, S&S Farms has another exotic petting zoo. A Frilly and Miller Show with music, movement and audience participation is also included.

Don't forget the Ending Party at the Library Headquarters. This is a celebration of reading accomplishments along with light refreshments and crafts. There also will be an appearance of Biscuit the Dog.

Throughout the summer, individual branches schedule special events. Check your local branch library for dates and times.

Many branches have adventure movies are scheduled. They include "Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom," "Spy Kids," "Star Wars IV," the "Three Musketeers" and others.

You need to check your branch library for scheduled showing times. Several branches have Monday and Friday movie nights.

The Adventures of LewLew and Cluck, as performed by Bebe the Clown is set for several branches. This is the story of a brave lion and a cute chicken in search of a new land.

Adventure Tales involving knights, dragons and other magical beings also are scheduled at several branches.

Some of the other shows are:

  • Chris Camp, master of the bullwhip.
  • The Culture of Ireland, with students of St. Louis Irish arts.
  • Explore the Art and Science of Color, with "fireworks in a jar" and "funglasses."
  • Getting to Know Greyhounds, with the Greyhound Companions group.
  • Mad Science presents Fire and Ice, with dry ice storms and bubbly showers.

Plan now to join the St. Louis County Library's extensive summer reading program.

 

St. Louis History

This Month in St. Louis History

Birthdays for Cool Papa Bell, Miles Davis

May is the birthday for two famous St. Louis African-American entertainment figures. Baseball player James "Cool Papa" Bell was born May 17, 1901, and jazz musician Miles Davis was born May 25, 1926.

Also, Father Jacques Marquette, one of the founders of St. Louis, died on May 19, 1675. He and Louis Jolliet were the first Europeans to discover and map the Mississippi River.

And, a holiday that is taking on more significance is celebrated in May. That's the Cinco de Mayo festival, honoring the independence of Mexico from European rule.

St. Louis's growing Mexican-American population enliven the city with their Cinco de Mayo activities.


Editor's note: Information for This Month in St. Louis History is provided by the Missouri History Museum in Forest Park.


Cool Papa Bell

James "Cool Papa" Bell was born in Starkville, Miss., in 1901. But, most of his athletic achievements were tied to the St. Louis area.

Like many blacks from the American South, he moved north in 1920. His father told him he'd be better off in St. Louis because "you could just live better and make more money."

He started his baseball career as a knuckleball pitcher for the Compton Hill Cubs. His day job was with a meat packing plant here. Later, he pitched for the East St. Louis (Ill.) Cubs for $20 a week.

While playing for the St. Louis Stars, Bell made the changes that led him to stardom. He began playing centerfield exclusively and also started switchhitting. Both of those changes allowed him to make best use of his amazing speed.

Bell's the guy who famed pitcher Satchel Paige said was so fast he could switch off the light in his room and be in bed before the room got dark.

He played baseball across the country and even in Cuba. His Cuban career began after he spent his honeymoon in that country.

In 1951, the St. Louis Browns of Major League Baseball offered him a contract. But, he turned them down. He said, at age 50, he was too old to play his best.

He was inducted into the MLB's Hall of Fame in Cooperstown in 1974.

For more information, visit www.ericenders.com/coolpapa.htm.

Miles Davis

Miles Davis was born in Alton, Ill. He and his middle-class family moved to East St. Louis, where he was playing trumpet by age 10.

At 18, he went to New York City and enrolled in the Julliard School of Music. But, he dropped out after he got a taste of jazz music.

He was one of the jazz heavyweights before and after World War II. He was in groups with such stars as Coleman Hawkins, Rubberlegs Williams and Charlie Parker.

In 1948, he started a 9-piece band which pioneered what became known as the West Coast "cool jazz." In 1955, he teamed with John Coltrane in a quintet. Then, three years later, he was with Coltrane, Cannonball Adderley, Bill Evans and Philly Joe Jones.

Despite periodic bouts with drug and alcohol addiction, Davis was still touring in the 1980s. He died in September, 1991, after a career that established him as a great in jazz music.

For more information, see www.jazztrumpetsolos.com/miles.htm.

Cinco de Mayo

The Cinco de Mayo celebrates the victory of the Mexican army over a superior French force in the Battle of Puebla on May 5, 1862. St. Louis has a significant population of immigrants from Mexico and their celebrations enliven the city.

Two websites that give more information about Cinco de Mayo are:
www.mexonline.com/cinco.htm or www.vivacincodemayo.org/history.htm.

 

Father Jacques Marquette

For more about Father Marquette's contribution to the French settlement of the St. Louis region, visit http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jacques_Marquette.

 

Places to go, things to do

Places to Go, Things to Do

Lewis&Clark, storytelling, kids fishing and more

The month of May has a bunch of neat participation events for St. Louis area kids. The Lewis&Clark reenactment group will be on the move from Camp DuBois, Ill., to St. Charles, Mo., during the month.

The departure events from both Camp DuBois and Hartford, Ill., are from May 13-16. Then, arrival events at St. Charles are from May 14-23.

One great first-of-season outdoor events is the annual Kids' Fishing Day on May 15 at the Busch Conservation Area in St. Charles County. There are all sorts of how-to-do instructors available.

Other activities include:

  • The 25th annual St. Louis Storytelling Festival from Wednesday, May 5, through Saturday, May 8. There are several storytelling venues around St. Louis.

  • The annual Kids Day at the Cahokia Mounds State Historical Site in Illinois will be Sunday, May 23.

  • The St. Louis County Parks have three beginning fishing lessons set for Suson Park in South St. Louis County. They are on Wednesdays, May 5, 12 and 19, beginning at 6 p.m.

  • The first of several special Kids Ride bicycle tours will be held Sunday, May 16, beginning at Hartford, Ill. The rides are sponsored by Trailnet, Inc.

(Details for the Lewis&Clark departure activities at Camp DuBois and the Trailnet Kids Ride bicycle tours are covered in full stories in this edition. Check the home page Lewis&Clark and Bike Riding stories.)

Lewis&Clark Departure and Arrival

The original Lewis and Clark Corps of Discovery exploration began from St. Louis on May 14, 1804. And 200 years later, a reenactment team will depart from Camp DuBois on the same day.

The original L&C group next stopped at St. Charles where they spent time getting all their provisions for their exploration. That trip up the Missouri River and to the Pacific Ocean took two years before they got back to the St. Louis area.

The reenactors will follow the same schedule and route before returning in 2006.

To check departure events at Camp DuBois and Hartford, Ill., see the Camp DuBois article in this edition. Just click here for the camp story and event sidebar.

For the schedule of the St. Charles arrival events, check out www.lewisandclark.net.

Kids Fishing Day on May 15

The Kids Fishing Day at the Busch Conservation area teaches kids an activity they'll enjoy all their lives.

The event is open to kids 15 years of age and under. It will be on Saturday, May 15. Hours are from 9 a.m. to 2 p.m. No reservations are needed.

There are conservation agents and volunteers available to instruct kids in all sorts of fishing activities. They include fishing techniques, tackle craft, ethics and aquatic ecology.

And after the lessons, there's plenty of time for trying to catch fish in Lakes 1, 2 and 15.

Kids are urged to bring their own tackle and bait. But, there are a limited number of "loaner" poles available on a first come, first served basis.

For directions or further information, call (636) 441-4554.

Annual St. Louis Storytelling Festival

Dozens of storytellers, both professional and amateur, will be on hand for the 25th annual St. Louis Storytelling Festival. It runs from May 5 through 8th.

There's even a Youth Storytelling concert set for Saturday, May 8, at the Gateway Arch. That event starts at 10 a.m.

For the complete schedule, see www.umsl.edu/~conted/storyfes/

Cahokia Mounds Kids' Day

The highlight of the May calendar at Cahokia Mounds State Historic Site is Kids' Day. The special event from 11 a.m. to 4 p.m. on Sunday, May 23.

The historic site was the location of the largest Indian mound community in the United States. There's a neat Indian museum to explain the significance of the Cahokia Mounds development.

All sorts of hands-on activities, crafts, games and dancing are available for kids and their families.

For a complete schedule, see www.cahokiamounds.com.

St. Louis County has kid fishing classes

The St. Louis County Parks Department can help you get started in fishing. In May, department agents will sponsor three beginning fishing lessons at Suson Park in South St. Louis County.

The evening classes will be on Wednesdays, May 5, 12 and 19. The classes start at 6 p.m.

The lessons are open to kids from 7-14. The kids will get instruction from experienced anglers. The county provides "loaner" fishing tackle and has set aside a stocked lake just for use of the kids.

Reservations are required. Call (636) 391-FISH.

 

Math Puzzler

Mr. Math Puzzler eases up
a little with May questions

Mr. Math Puzzler thought it might be time to ease up a little with his questions for the May competition.

For the first time in several months, there were no winners in the April Mr. Math Puzzler contest.

Besides, Mr. Math Puzzler thought he'd like to encourage younger kids to enter into this fun math exercise.

But, don't get too cocky. Mr. Math Puzzler may think his May questions are easier. But, Young Saint Louis.com still thinks some of the questions are pretty tough.

This would be a good time for you to tell some of your friends about Mr. Math Puzzler. Maybe you can even ask your math teacher if she would give some "extra credit" if you and some others in the class enter the May contest.

As we've suggested in the past, first time entrants don't often win. It always helps to do some practice before sending in your completed entry form.

Mr. Math Puzzler is Wayne Hesse, a math teacher at Green Park Lutheran School in south St. Louis County. He's been doing the Puzzlers for YSL.com since September, 2001.

That's nearly 200 Puzzlers that have run in previous issues. Also, for all of those past editions, there's an answer story in the month following the questions.

By going to the Past Stories tab at the top of the Home Page, you can get access to all past Puzzlers. Pick a sampling of months, look at the questions and then see how Mr. Math Puzzler figures out the answers.

After you and your friends have checked out the past editions, come back here and enter the May contest by filling out the entry form below.

A reminder: These Math Puzzlers can be quite challenging, especially for younger kids. Remember, we don't mind if you get help from a parent or older brother or sister. In fact, you might want to make this a family activity.

Here's how to enter:

  1. Print out the following entry form.
  2. Fill out your name, address and telephone number.
  3. Give your answers to the six Math Puzzlers.
  4. Put your completed entry into a stamped envelope.
  5. Mail your entry to:

    Math Puzzler Contest
    Young Saint Louis.com
    231 So. Bemiston Ave., Suite 800
    Clayton, MO 63105


  6. All entries must be postmarked by the 15th of the month to be eligible.

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Entry for May, 2004, Math Puzzler Contest:

Name: ___________________________________ Age: ___

Address: _____________________ School: ______________

City:_____________________, State:_____ ZIP___________

Contact phone no.(____)____________________

The Math Puzzlers
(May, 2004)

1. What day would yesterday be if Wednesday was five days before the day after tomorrow?

Answer: _______________

 

2. Susie is throwing darts at a dart board shown. Assuming that all her darts hit the board, how many darts will she need to throw to get 100 points exactly?

dartboard

Answer: _____________

 

3. A car-rental agency charges $37.50 per day and 23 cents-per-mile to rent a car. How many miles (whole miles) can be driven in a day before the charge reaches $100?

Answer: _____________

 

4. How many terms (or numbers) are in the sequence that follows?

3, 7, 11............439.

Answer: _____________

 

5. Find a number X that makes this statement true?

(x ÷ 32) - 4 + (3 times 23) = 36

Answer: _____________

 

6. What is the sum of ALL the prime factors of 1,260?

Answer: _____________

 

Mr. Math Puzzler stumped
everyone with April Puzzlers

For the first time in several months, we didn't have a winner in the April Mr. Math Puzzler contest. Even the Hsu brothers from Chesterfield had an off month.

Several entrants got five of the six Puzzlers correct. But, no one got all six.

As you know, Eric and Phillip Hsu have had winning entries for the first three months of 2004. But, in April, both of the boys missed one Puzzler, getting five of the six correct.

There weren't as many entrants during April, probably because of spring breaks for most of the schools in the St. Louis metro area.

But, now that school is back in session, it would be a good time to pick up the habit of having fun with the Mr. Math Puzzler questions.

Mr. Math Puzzler is Wayne Hesse, a math teacher at Green Park Lutheran School.

For years, he has given his math students fun questions to do if they get all their assignments ahead of time. The purpose of the "extra credit" questions is to encourage them to think of math as a fun thing to do, not just homework.

That's the type of questions he's been doing for Young Saint Louis.com since September, 2001.

That means he's created nearly 200 Math Puzzlers for your enjoyment.

You can sample some of the past Puzzlers. And by using the next month's answers, you can get better understanding of math. (You can find the past Puzzlers by clicking on the Past Stories tab on the home page and looking at any edition from September, 2001, to the present.)

Mr. Math Puzzler tries to take his questions from real life situations. That way, you'll be able to see how math fits into your everyday life. And Mr. Hesse also encourages you to try "educated guesses" when trying to find the answers.

Before entering the May, 2004, Puzzler competition, sample some of the past issues and find out how Mr. Math Puzzler thinks.

Then, when you think your reading, click here for the entry form for the May contest.

The April Math Puzzler answers:

1. The area of a nine-meter square is how much larger than the area of a square containing nine square meters?

Answer: 72 square meters

The explanation: A 9-meter by 9-meter square contains 81 square meters. Then, subtracting the nine square meters from the smaller square, the answer is 72 more square meters.

 

2. Lisa and Ruth each have $10 in the bank. Every month, Lisa plans to add $1 to her account. Ruth plans to add $3 to her account every month. If you don't consider interest, in how many months will Ruth have twice as much money as Lisa?

Answer: 10 months

The explanation: This is a good place to use a chart to figure the answer.

Month Lisa Ruth
0 $10 $10
1 $11 $13
2 $12 $16
3 $13 $19
4 $14 $22
5 $15 $25
6 $16 $28
7 $17 $31
8 $18 $34
9 $19 $37
10 $20 $40

 

3. On a prime day, the month and the day are both prime numbers. How many prime days will occur in the year 2004?

Answer: 53 days

The explanation: There are five prime months in the year, February (2), March (3), May (5), July (7) and November (11) There are a maximum of 11 prime days in a month, depending on the length of the month. (2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13, 17, 19, 23, 29 and 31). In February, there are 10 prime days; in March, 11; in May, 11; in July 11 and in November 10. (If you happened to have counted 52 prime days in prime months, you probably didn't figure February 2004 as a Leap Year with an extra prime day.)

 

4. Assuming that both boy and girl births are equally likely, which is more common in a family of four children: an equal or unequal number of boys and girls. Or is neither more common?

Answer: Unequal

The explanation: This is a probability question and Mr. Math Puzzler recommends using a tree diagram to find the answer.

chart

Following the arms of the tree diagram, you'll find that six of the 16 possibilities end up with two boys and two girls in a family. The other 10 possibilities involve an unequal number of boys and girls. (The check marks on the right side of the tree show the families with two boys and two girls.)

 

5. A quantity of dirt can be moved by people in 12 days, by horses in 4 days and by a steam engine in 2 days. If all work together, how long will it take to move that quantity of dirt?

Answer: 1.2 days

The explanation: This answer can be arrived at with a combination formula. A person would move 1/12th of the dirt in a day; the horse would move 1/4 of the dirt in a day, and the steam engine would move 1/2 the dirt in a day.

1/12 + 1/4 + 1/2 = X

1/12 + 3/12 + 6/12 = 10/12 or 5/6

The three together would move 5/6th of the dirt in one day. To move the other 1/6th of the dirt would take 1/5 of an additional day. Therefore, the answer is 1.2 days.

 

6. If 3@7=1 and 4@2=2 and 9@15=3 and 8@12=4 and 10@20=10, then what is 6@6?

Answer: 6

The explanation: The @ stands for a greater common factor, the biggest number that goes into both numbers. The biggest number on the final 6@6 equals 6.

 

Fun & Games

Fun & Games

Trivia - Mammals, Birds, Reptiles, and Fish in Sports

When you're done, click here for the answers.

  1. What popular songbird gives its name to the major league baseball team in St. Louis?
  2. Chicago's NFL team is named for what wild animals?
  3. A university football team in Florida is named after what reptiles?
  4. Baltimore's NFL team is named after large black birds. What are those birds?
  5. The University of Connecticut or UConn basketball team is named after what domesticated animals?
  6. Denver's football team is named after what kind of animals?
  7. In the St. Louis area, a minor league hockey team is named after what animals that live in water?
  8. Boston's hockey team has a name similar to but different from Chicago's football team. Can you give their animal name?
  9. Miami, Florida's pro football team is named after what big marine creatures?
  10. The University of Kentucky named its basketball team after what animals?

 

Crossword Puzzles

When you have completed the puzzles, you can click here to find the answers!

Young Saint Louis.com #1

Across Down
3.surrounding feeling
4. parts of engine
5. supported the event
7. large trash holder
9. requires two riders
10. cloudy, darkening
1. assures things work
2. stress causing
6. made larger
8. do wrong to someone

Young Saint Louis.com #2

Across Down
4. break through
7. uncomplicated
8. for qualifiers only
9. beyond belief
10. level of competition
1. true to life
2. play preparations
3. performed during day
5. the one just before
6. prehistoric reptile

Really hard words

Across Down
2. move across
4. police department
6. frugal, stingy
7. a crook or fraud
8. unforgetable feature
9. found everywhere
10. a trace, small part
1. dismay, confusion
3. snakelike
5. gluttonous

Really easy words

Across Down
2. quack, quack
6. bow wow
7. trumpets
10. baa, baa
12. neighs
13. ribbit, ribbit
14. hiss, hiss
1. cock-a-doodle-doo
2. hee haw
3. meow, meow
4. roars
5. squeak, squeak
8. gobble, gobble
9. grunts
11. oink, oink

 

Some school-related jokes to start off with

Son: "Dad, can you write in the dark?"
      Dad: "I think so. What is it you want me to write?"
Son: "Just your name on this report card!"

Teacher: "You know you can't sleep in my class."
      Boy: "I know, but maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could!"

Teacher: "Why are you late?"
      Boy: "Because of a sign down the street."
Teacher: "What does a sign have to do with your being late?"
      Boy: "Because the sign says, SCHOOL. GO SLOW!"

Some questions a teacher hopes her pupils will never ask:

  • Why does monosyllable have five syllables?
  • Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
  • Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
  • Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
  • Why doesn't glue stick on the inside of its bottle?
  • If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
  • If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
  • How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
  • Is there another word for synonym?

Dumb Riddles

What kind of house weighs the least?
      A lighthouse!

When is a ballplayer like a judge?
      When he sits on the bench!

What do you do to a bad ping pong ball?
      You paddle it!

Where do little dogs sleep when they go camping?
      In a pup tent!

What kind of running means walking?
      Running out of gas!

When is a door not a door?
      When it's ajar!

Why should you never tell a clock a secret?
      Because time will tell!

Our usual knock knock finale

Knock. Knock.
      Who's there?
Anita.
      Anita who?
Anita nother minute to think this over!

Knock knock.
      Who's there?
Ketchup.
      Ketchup who?
Ketchup with ya later!

 

Answers to Fun & Games

Trivia - Mammals, Birds, Reptiles, and Fish in Sports

  1. Cardinals
  2. Bears
  3. Gators
  4. Ravens
  5. Huskies
  6. Broncos
  7. River Otters
  8. Bruins
  9. Dolphins
  10. Wildcats

 

Crossword Puzzles

Note that the words used in Young Saint Louis.com crossword puzzles are all taken from the articles appearing in this months issue.

Young Saint Louis.com #1

Across Down
3.surrounding feeling
4. parts of engine
5. supported the event
7. large trash holder
9. requires two riders
10. cloudy, darkening
1. assures things work
2. stress causing
6. made larger
8. do wrong to someone

Young Saint Louis.com #2

Across Down
4. break through
7. uncomplicated
8. for qualifiers only
9. beyond belief
10. level of competition
1. true to life
2. play preparations
3. performed during day
5. the one just before
6. prehistoric reptile

Really hard words

Across Down
2. move across
4. police department
6. frugal, stingy
7. a crook or fraud
8. unforgetable feature
9. found everywhere
10. a trace, small part
1. dismay, confusion
3. snakelike
5. gluttonous

Really easy words

Across Down
2. quack, quack
6. bow wow
7. trumpets
10. baa, baa
12. neighs
13. ribbit, ribbit
14. hiss, hiss
1. cock-a-doodle-doo
2. hee haw
3. meow, meow
4. roars
5. squeak, squeak
8. gobble, gobble
9. grunts
11. oink, oink

 

 

 

 


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