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November 2001 Vol.2 Issue 11
Fun
& Games
Note
that the words used in Young Saint Louis.com
crossword puzzles are all taken from the articles appearing
in this months issue. When you have completed the puzzles, you
can click here to find
the answers!
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6. play sports
for pay
8. central message
10. love of country
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one who terrorizes
2. sources of ideas
3. level of competition
4. a terrible event
5. take turns
7. winner of medals
9. caring feeling |
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music ending service
5. emerging tunes
7. a specified religion
8. support with music |
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musical emphasis
3. a classification
4. purposeful plan
6. service for deceased |
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4.
plans buildings
6. staying alive
7. competitors in game
8. unlike any other
9. paper folded art |
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intricate design
2. desire to excel
3. fishlike girl
5. helps with direction
6. long, thin pasta |
Turkey
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feeling after meal
3. served with butter
8. turkey day - formal
9. center of the meal
10. pull to get wish |
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turkey's leg
4. served mashed
5. also called stuffing
6. add red color
7. used in pies |
Thanksgiving
Jokes
Why did the Pilgrim
shoot the turkey?
Because he was in a fowl mood!
What did the Indians
call the Pilgrim with a bucket over his head?
Pail face!
What's the key to
a great Thanksgiving?
Tur-key, of course!
Why was the monster
tickled when he ate the turkey?
Because he forgot to pluck the
feathers!
Why did the Pilgrims
eat turkey on the first Thanksgiving?
Because they couldn't get the
moose in the oven!
What's the best
way to stuff a turkey?
Take him out for pizza and ice
cream!
A lady was picking
through the frozen turkeys in the super market, but couldn't
find one big enough for her large family. She asked a stock
boy, "Don't these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock
boy replied, "No, ma'am, they're all dead."
More Monster
Book Titles (I know; Halloween's over!)
"Creature
from Mars" by A. Lee-En
"Dracula's Mission" by Pierce D. Nex
"In the Monster's Jaws" by Mandy Ceased
"Ghosts and Ghouls" by Sue Pernatural
"Terrible Spells" by Bea Witches
Plays on Words
Have you heard about
the restaurant on the moon?
Yeah, great food but no atmosphere!
Why did the fat
woman wear a helmet to the dinner table?
Because she was on a crash diet!
Why didn't the hotdog
star in the movies?
Because the rolls weren't good
enough!
Why are teddy bears
never hungry?
Because they're always stuffed!
What did Noah say
as he was loading the ark?
Now I herd everything!
Why couldn't they
play cards on the ark?
Because Noah was sitting on the
deck!
Why weren't there
any worms on the ark?
Because worms come in apples,
not in pairs!
Why is Dracula so
unpopular?
Because he's a pain in the neck!
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