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November 2003     Vol.4 Issue 11

 

Fun & Games

More TV Trivia

When you're done, click here for the answers.

  1. Who does "everybody love"?
  2. This old Korean War sitcom doesn't refer to potatoes.
  3. After the football game on Sunday, CBS serves up how many "minutes"?
  4. The Saturday morning TV diet is usually _______ for kids.
  5. Shows that keep coming back around are called _______.
  6. The most sought after item in the family living room/great room is the ______.
  7. What TV moose just doesn't seem to ever go away?
  8. Which old primetime cartoon gave us a glimpse of a future that has yet to arrive?
  9. What is the least favorite time on PBS for most people?
  10. What is probably the most irritating thing about sitcoms?

 

Crossword Puzzles

When you have completed the puzzles, you can click here to find the answers!

Young Saint Louis.com #1

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1. not fully developed
3. to achieve
4. gives to a cause
5. seeking to excel
8. offers good advice
2. tries many things
4. warranted, liccensed
6. corrective treatment
7. ability to persist

 

Young Saint Louis.com #2

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1. two or more converge
3. simulation, not real
5. hands on involvement
8. stock market basis
9. items for trade
10. a long run
2. highs and lows
4. conserving, reusing
6. dwells in area
7. the first team

 

Young Saint Louis.com #3

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1. unwinged aircraft
3. before main event
7. promote a candidate
8. made to order
10. product for preview
2. fine tuning
4. pass around
5. direction selection
6. different, set apart
9. the central focus

 

Thanksgiving Dinner

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4. traditional meat
6. gathers for meal
7. red and tart
8. potato accompaniment
12. lengthen with leaves
13. give thanks for meal
14. usually mashed
1. hopefully automatic
2. usual hint of sage
3. often iced tea
5. serve with ice cream
7. done to the turkey
9. hot with butter
10. usually needed later
11. usually loosened

 

Let's start off with some Thanksgiving jokes

What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter?
      Quack, Quack!

What's the best way to stuff a turkey?
      Take him out for pizza and ice cream!

What do you get after eating too much turkey and dressing?
      Dessert, of course!

And more jokes that we can't pin on a holiday

What letters did the kid use when he opened his piggy bank and found nothing?
      OICURMT

What did the pen say to the paper?
      I dot an "i" on you!

What is an ant dictator?
      A tyrant!

What part of a car is the laziest?
      The wheels because they are always tired!

When did the fly fly?
      When the spider spied her!

Why do people feel stronger on Saturdays and Sundays?
      Because the other days are week (weak) days!

Why did the man with only one hand cross the road?
      He wanted to get to the second hand store!

How does a whale cry?
      He blubbers!

What can you expect if you have an animal in your backyard called Yabba Dabba?
      Don't be surprised if you step in Yabba Dabba Do!

Had enough? Let's end with a knock, knock

Knock. Knock.
      Who's there?
Boo.
      Boo who?
Why are you crying?

 

 


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