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November 2004 Vol.5 Issue 11
Fun
& Games
Crossword Puzzles
When you have completed the puzzles, you can click
here to find the answers!
Young
Saint Louis.com #1
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2.
draws pictures
3. well informed
5. reason for actions
7. life's works
8. concern for diet
9. prefer old ways |
1.
suitability for job
4. type of exercise
6. type of paints |
Young
Saint Louis.com #2
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3.
secret plan, plot
6. a sure thing
8. practicality
9. seeking to prevent
10. very small |
1.
immensely wealthy
2. the beginning
4. a specialist
5. office seekers
7. seek new solutions |
Young
Saint Louis.com #3
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2.
building's care
8. classifications
9. enslaved by contract |
1.
lay out scenes
3. an evaluation
4. makes TV tapes
5. uncertain, possible
6. ordered arrangement
7. considered not cool |
Thanksgiving
Traditions
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4.
best not discussed
5. red side dish
7. how everybody feels
9. usual meat course
10. served hot |
1.
ends up stained
2. often seated apart
3. started tradition
4. usually pumpkin
6. over mashed potatoes
8. purpose of holiday |
Left-over trick
or treat jokes
Why didn't the skeleton
go to the party?
He had no body to go with!
What's Dracula's
car called?
A mobile blood unit!
Why did the cannibal
live on his own?
He was fed up with people!
What do you call
a ghost's mother and father?
Transparents!
What did the doctor
tell the witch in the hospital?
With any luck you'll be well
enough to get up for a spell!
What was written
on the hypochondriac's tombstone?
"I told you I was sick!"
How can you help
a starving cannibal?
Give him a hand!
How do you know
when you're talking to an undertaker?
By his grave manner!
What is a devils'
picket line called?
A demon-stration!
What's a skeleton's
favorite food?
Milk - it's so good for the bones!
Other miscellaneous
jokes
What makes the
leaning Tower of Pisa lean?
It doesn't eat enough!
What's the name
for a short legged tramp?
A low down bum!
What nut sounds
like a sneeze?
A cashew!
What music do rabbits
listen to?
Hip hop!
What do you call
99 rabbits stepping backward?
A receding hare line!
What did the lawyer
name his daughter?
Sue!
What is Beethoven
doing in his grave?
De-composing!
What do you call
a cow who just had a calf?
Decalf-inated!
What do you get
when you cross a mean dog with a computer?
A mega-bite!
More knock knocks,
ready or not!
Knock, knock,
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you doing in my house?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
Nobel, that's why I knocked!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Argue.
Argue who?
Argue going to let me in or not?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Doris.
Doris who?
Doris open, come on in!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Hawaii.
Hawaii who?
Hawaii you, I'm fine myself!
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