Fun
& Games
From "Outside Jokes" book
of wildlife cartoons
(Copyright: Betty C. Grace)
(Reprinted by permission
of artist)
Editor's Note:
Copies of the "Outside Jokes" book are on
sale through:
The Nature Shop, Missouri Department of Conservation
P.O. Box 180, Jefferson City, MO 65102-018
or call toll free: 887-521-8632
Crossword
Puzzles
When you have completed the puzzles, you can
click here to find
the answers!
Puzzle
#1
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7. openess to harm
8. draws pictures
9. unwilling to act
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1. medical
specialist
2. a fruit drink
3. short novel
4. way to get money
5. stimulus to act
6. in sequence
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Puzzle #2
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3. a relationship
4. self-regulated
5. purposeful groups
6. caused to be made
8. things left out
9. changed by
10. be nearby
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1.
insuring accuracy
2. things added on
7. add to, make better
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Puzzle
#3
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7.
deals with religion
8. list of ingredients
9. oversees behavior
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1.
does drawings
2. seen by the mind
3. produces books
4. outsides of cabins
5. flat, grassy areas
6. far reaching
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From
book reviews
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2.
one in training
4. low ranking soldier
7. middle ages
9. highly surprised
10. makes flour
11. long barreled weapon
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1. ten-year period
3. overstated
5. picks on others
6. questioning attitude
8. attached to the rifle
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Jokes (recycled from November 2002)
How about some Thanksgiving jokes?
What did General Patton do on Thanksgiving?
He gave tanks!
"You know an ancestor of mine came over on the Mayflower?"
"Really, which rat was it?"
Teacher: "Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?"
Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"
How many cooks does it take to stuff a turkey?
Only one, but you really have
to squeeze to get him in!
Why should you never talk to a turkey?
Because it's bad to use fowl
language!
What was the main thing the Pilgrims did during the first winter
in America?
Starve!
How can you tell a male turkey from a female turkey?
The male is the one holding
the TV remote!
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims!
What do you get after eating way too much turkey?
Why, dessert, of course!
Thanksgiving knock, knock
Knock. Knock.
Who's there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any leftovers?
A few more non-Thanksgiving jokes
Student No. 1: "Do you ever get straight A's?"
Student No. 2: "No, but sometimes I get crooked B's and
C's!
Pupil: "I failed every subject except for algebra."
Friend: "How did you keep from failing that?"
Pupil: "I didn't take algebra!"
Teacher: Johnny, take 875 from 1068. What is the difference?
Johnny: That's what I say, what's the difference!
Why is a crippled dog like adding six and seven?
Because he puts down three
and carries the one!
One last knock knock
Knock. Knock.
Who's there?
Quacker.
Quacker who?
Quacker another joke and I'm out of here!
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