How about some “chicken crossing the road” jokes?

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
   Because chickens hadn’t been invented yet.

Why did the turkey cross the road?
   Because the chicken was on vacation.

Why did the chicken cross the playground?
   To get to the other slide.

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
   Because he didn’t have the guts. 
 

Try these on for a laugh

How do you stop an elephant from charging?
   Take away his credit card.

What kind of car does a cat drive?
   A  Cat-ilac

What do you call a blind dinosaur?
   A Think-he-saw-us Rex

Doctor:  Have your eyes ever been checked?
   Patient:  No, they have always been blue. 

Why do cows have bells?
   Because their horns don’t work.

What did one mountain say to the other mountain after an earthquake?
   It wasn’t my fault.

Do you think you can come up with better jokes?  If so, send them to us on YOUR TURN and we will use them along with your name.