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October 2001 Vol.2 Issue 10
Fun
& Games
Note
that the words used in Young Saint Louis.com
crossword puzzles are all taken from the articles appearing
in this months issue. When you have completed the puzzles, you
can click here to find
the answers!
Young
Saint Louis.com Oct. #1
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1.
school related
6. act out a past event
7. thrive or bloom
8. work without pay |
2.
has great talent
3. rainless period
4. disease or trouble
5. connected events
6. travel plan |
Young
Saint Louis.com Oct. #2
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4.
popular spread
5. meat added to pizza
6. small birds of prey
7. up and down cycles
8. studious group |
1.
legal debate
2. farming in water
3. artistically cooked |
Halloween
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3.
covers the face
5. not done anymore
8. common treat
9. carved into lantern
10. bob for in tub |
1.
what ghosts do
2. traded for treats
4. not good on Hal'wn
6. halloween garb
7. held at Halloween |
How about some
trick or treat jokes for Halloween?
Books about monsters:
- “Never Make a
Girl Monster Mad” by Sheila Tack
- “The Vampire’s
Victim” by E. Drew Blood
- “Chased by a
Werewolf” by Claude Bottom
- “Ghosts and Ghouls”
by Sue Pernatural
- “Terrible Spells”
by B. Witches
- “When to Go Monster
Hunting” by May B. Tomorrow
- “Catching Poisonous
Snakes” by Sir Pent
More monster
jokes
What do you do with
a blue monster?
Try to cheer him up!
What do you do with
a green monster?
Wait until it ripens!
What’s the best
thing to do if a monster breaks down your front door?
Run out the back door!
What’s a monster’s
favorite game?
Swallow the leader!
What do monsters
do every night at eleven o’clock?
Take a coffin break!
Did you hear about
the monster who went on a crash diet?
Yeah, he wrecked two cars and
a bus!
First monster: That
girl over there just rolled her eyes at me.
Second monster: Well, roll them
back. She might need them again!
Mrs. Monster: Will
you love me when I’m old and ugly?
Mr. Monster: Darling, of course
I do!
Can a monster jump
higher than a street light?
Of course – a street light can’t
jump!
Boy Number 1: I’m
going to keep this monster under my bed.
Boy number 2: What about the terrible
smell?
Boy number 1: He’ll just have to get used to it!
What happened to
the monster who ran away with the circus?
The police made him bring it back!
What happens when
monsters hold a beauty contest?
Nobody wins!
A few knock knock
jokes
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Alex the questions around here!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Attila.
Attila who?
Attila you no lies!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Razor.
Razor who?
Razor hands. This is a stick up!
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