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October 2002 Vol.3 Issue 10
Fun
& Games
Fun
Trivia Quiz- Movies and TV
(When you're done, click
here for the answers.)
- What action
movie hero was an archeologist who sometimes traveled with
a bullwhip and a pistol on his hip?
- What old movie
featured a primary-colored brick road that was supposed to
be followed?
- What recent
action movie was about a superhero who had the powers of an
arachnid?
- This walrus-mustached
character on a popular morning children's TV show was named
after an Australian marsupial.
- This action
movie hero lost his super powers when confronted with a particular
mineral from outer space.
- What superhero
and his young companion were named after flying creatures
- one a flying mammal and the other a common bird?
- What old TV
series, played over and over in reruns, was about military
surgeons in a now almost forgotten war?
- These three
movie and TV characters are probably most famous for hitting
each other.
- What bespectacled
TV talk show host, originally from Indiana, comes on the air
weeknights when most school kids should already be in bed?
- What device
when in the hands of a family member tends to give that person
power over the evening's entertainment?
Crossword
Puzzles
Note that the
words used in Young Saint Louis.com crossword
puzzles are all taken from the articles appearing in this month's
issue. When you have completed the puzzles, you can click
here to find the answers!
Young
Saint Louis.com #1
| Across |
Down |
2.
before big event
5. coordinated group
6. study of plants
7. not real
8. recurs each year
9. popular flowers |
1.
straightens teeth
3. a contest
4. likely to occur |
Young
Saint Louis.com #2
| Across |
Down |
2.
random selection
3. hide, blend in
7. an ordered position
8. uncertainly
9. stimulus, prize
10. second year student |
1.
brightly glowing
4. prize for prowess
5. highest choice
6. easily movable |
Harry
Potter Trivia
| Across |
Down |
3.
Harry's friend (boy)
6. favourite game
7. evil wizard
8. school headmaster
12. potions teacher
13. haunts a toilet |
1.
Harry's House
2. missing his head
4. half bird/horse
5. Harry's friend (girl)
9. regular people
10. the Dursley's son
11. Hagrid's dog
12. Quidditch position |
Fall
Fun
| Across |
Down |
2.
unpacked for wear
3. collected in a bag
5. out on Halloween
6. favorite fall sport
7. autumn air
8. for weiner roasts
10. turn red and gold |
1.
bonfire dessert
4. ghosts' companion
9. Halloween enemy |
This
month's jokes
School jokes
and assorted others
Teacher: Tommy,
can you tell me where elephants are found?
Tommy: Well, you don't need to
find them. They're so big they never get lost!
Teacher: What do
you do with crude oil?
Student: Teach it some manners!
Teacher: Use the
word "politics" in a sentence.
Student: My parrot swallowed a
watch and now Polly ticks!
Teacher: Do you
want to borrow a pocket calculator?
Student: No, thanks. I know how
many pockets I have!
Dad, here's my
report card.
Well, the good news is with these
grades you can't be cheating!
Teacher: An abstract
noun is something you can think of, but you can't touch it.
Can you give me an example?
Teenage boy student: Sure, my
father's new car!
Yogi Berra is reported
to have said: "The ballparks have gotten too crowded. That's
why nobody goes to the game anymore."
Dentist: Try to
relax. I'll pull your aching tooth in five minutes.
Patient: How much will this cost?
Dentist: It'll be $100.
Patient: That much for just 5
minutes work?
Dentist: Well, if you prefer, I can pull it out very slowly!
Let's slip in
a math puzzler
- Think of a number.
- Multiply it by
three.
- Now add 5.
- Take away the
number you first thought of.
- Now add 7.
- Add back the
number you first thought of.
- Now, close your
eyes.
- Dark, isn't it?
Let's end with
our usual knock, knocks
Knock. Knock.
Who's there?
Panther.
Panther, who?
Panther what you wear on your legth!
Knock. Knock.
Who's there?
Gopher.
Gopher, who?
Gopher help. I'm stuck in the mud!
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