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October 2003 Vol.4 Issue 10
Fun
& Games
Trivia - Famous
Food and Food Combinations
When you're done,
click here for the answers.
- Dr. Suess wrote
about green ______ and ham in one of his famous books?
- Take me out
to the ballgame and buy me some peanuts and ______?
- A popular quick
snack sandwich is peanut butter and ______?
- To keep your
categories straight, don't mix apples and ______?
- In the Deep
South they don't think they've had breakfast without _____?
- William Tell
was forced to shoot an _____ off his young son's head?
- While overweight
Wimpy craved hamburgers, Popeye tossed down whole cans of
______ to build up his muscles?
- Little kids'
first venture into business often is to set up a Koolaid or
______ stand?
- In the old folksong,
what did "Jimmy crack and I don't care?"
- Can you name
the cereal that is "the Breakfast of Champions"
and another that goes "Snap, Crackle, and Pop?"
Crossword Puzzles
When you have
completed the puzzles, you can click
here to find the answers!
Young
Saint Louis.com #1
| Across |
Down |
1.
advance booking
3. recreate past event
6. copy of an original
9. goal is to win |
2.
fine-tuned, adjusted
4. put up for an office
5. change for better
6. live within an area
7. represents a nation
8. lists qualifications |
Young
Saint Louis.com #2
| Across |
Down |
1.
wind instrument
5. a memento
6. stringed instrument
8. physical preparation
9. write music |
2.
tendency to act
3. recurring condition
4. group competition
7. musical group
8. fix food outdoors |
Young
Saint Louis.com #3
| Across |
Down |
2.
support with music
6. supply of words
8. a performing group
9. racial or cultural |
1.
deer meat
3. blend in, disguise
4. hold muscle to bone
5. prize, trophy
7. sign up new members |
Trick
or Treat Time
| Across |
Down |
3.
good thing to carry
5. not welcome
6. facial disguise
7. out in numbers
9. carved to scare
10. special clothing |
1.
trick or treat time
2. next major holiday
4. usually candy
8. often corny jokes |
October - jokes
with a Halloween flavor
Why was the boy
unhappy to win first prize for the best costume at the Halloween
party?
Because he had just stopped by
to pick up his sister!
A boy went to a
Halloween party with a sheet over his head.
"Are you a ghost?"
asked a friend.
"No, I'm an unmade bed!" the boy replied.
What happened when
the girl dressed as a spoon left the Halloween party?
No one moved since they couldn't
stir without her!
Some scary books
for Halloween reading
- "The Bad
Tempered Werewolf" by Claudia Armoff
- "Ghost Stories"
by I. M. Scared
- "When a
Vampire Knocks at the Door" by Wade Aminit
- "Monsters
I Have Known" by O. Penjaw
- "I Met a
Vampire" by Pierce Nex
- "Black Magic"
by Sue Pernatural
- "I Swallowed
a Magic Potion" by Iris Keverthing
- "How to
Keep Monsters from Your House" by Dora Steele
- "A Wizard's
Autobiography" by Eli D. Constantly
More scary jokes
Why are graveyards
so noisy?
Because of all the coffin!
Why were Egyptian children
so confused?
Because their daddies were mummies!
What do ghosts
do when they're in the hospital?
They talk about their apparitions!
Who writes jokes
for ghosts?
Crypt writers!
What did the ghost
teacher say to her class?
"Watch the board and I'll
go through it again!"
What kind of jewels
do ghosts give their girlfriends?
Tombstones!
What do you have
to take to become a coroner?
A stiff exam!
Our usual knock
knock ending
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Halibut.
Halibut who?
Halibut letting me in on the secret?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
House.
House who?
Oh, Hugh's fine, thank you!
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