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September 2001 Vol.2 Issue 9
Fun
& Games
Note
that the words used in Young Saint Louis.com
crossword puzzles are all taken from the articles appearing
in this months issue. When you have completed the puzzles, you
can click here to find
the answers!
Young Saint Louis.com
- September
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3.
fully tuned in
8. a calming influence
9. type, classification
10. woven plant fibers |
1.
decorative part
2. a motivator
4. one of a kind
5. watches performance
6. large fish
7. medical treatment |
Young Saint Louis.com
- September #2
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1.
listen in on
3. relive history
4. traced decoration
6. gradual worsening
8. gets in the way
9. front of fireplace |
2.
an early try
5. a representative
7. a reproduction |
Fall
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Apples
Autumn
Bonfire
Cider
Cooler
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Foliage
Football
Popcorn
Rain
Sweaters
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Some back to
school jokes
What's the difference
between a teacher and a train?
The teacher says, "spit
out your gum" while the train says "choo, choo, choo"!
Teacher: What do
we call the outer part of a tree?
Pupil: I don't know.
Teacher: Bark, silly, bark.
Pupil: Woof! Woof!
Teacher: When do
you like school best?
Pupil: When it's closed!
Teacher: Do you
want to borrow a pocket calculator?
Pupil: No, thanks. I already
know how many pockets I have!
Teacher: This note
from your father looks like your handwriting.
Pupil: Oh, yeah. He borrowed
my pen!
Teacher: If 1+ 1
= 2 and 2 + 2 = 4, what is 4 + 4?
Pupil: That's not fair, you answer
the easy ones and give us the hard one!
Great news! Teacher
says we are going to have a test today come rain or shine.
So what is so great about that?
Look, it's snowing outside!
Dad, here is my
report card.
Well, there's one thing in your
favor son. With grades like that, you can't be cheating!
And just a couple
more
Why did the golfer
wear two pairs of pants?
Just in case he got a hole in
one!
Have you ever seen
a man-eating tiger?
No, but in the restaurant next
door, I saw a man eating chicken!
What kind of animal
do you never want to play cards with?
A cheetah!
End of torture
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