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September 2003 Vol.4 Issue 9
Fun
& Games
Transportation
Trivia
When you're done,
click here for the answers.
- What did the
last car on a train used to be called?
- What popular
form of travel usually averages about four miles per hour?
- What did Indians
make out of the bark of birch trees?
- What type of
vehicle did the pioneers use to cross the plains?
- What do the
letters SUV stand for?
- A mile in four
minutes was the record to break for what form of locomotion?
- The "butterfly"
is a popular style of what form of locomotion?
- What do trains
and hikers in the snow have in common?
- What form of
transport does "eighteen wheeler" refer to?
- What provided
the power for ships before the steam engine was invented?
Crossword
Puzzles
When you have
completed the puzzles, you can click
here to find the answers!
Young
Saint Louis.com #1
| Across |
Down |
2.
sanctioned, approved
4. worn on the arm
6. children's doctor
7. a special vote |
1.
candy sucker
2. collected
3. smaller rivers
5. floating |
Young
Saint Louis.com #2
| Across |
Down |
1.
aim is to score
2. done without thought
3. stop scoring plays
5. good for you
6. won't give up
7. bow and arrow sport |
1.
straightens teeth
4. done willingly |
Young
Saint Louis.com #3
| Across |
Down |
1.
building or site
4. top or major goals
6. small replica
7. a working together
8. full amount |
2.
details of plan
3. commitment to attend
5. built to commemorate |
September
| Across |
Down |
1.
unpacked for wear
4. fall's other name
6. month before
8. game of choice
10. month after |
2.
grows cooler
3. color changes
5. grows shorter
7. Labor Day
9. roasted over fires |
School jokes
Teacher, I can't
solve this problem.
Well, any five-year-old ought
to be able to answer that one.
No wonder I can't do it, I'm nearly ten!
Teacher: Did your
parents help you with these problems?
Pupil: No, I got 'em all wrong
by myself!
Father: What did
the teacher think of your idea?
Son: She took it like a lamb.
Father: Really. What did she say?
Son: Baa!
What are you going
to be when you get out of school?
An old man!
What was Camelot
famous for?
Its knight life!
Kid: I'm not going
back to school.
Mom: Why not?
Kid: The teacher doesn't know a thing, all she does is ask questions!
Mothers' Dictionary
- Defense: What
you need to have around the yard if you let the kids play
outside.
- Dumbwaiter: One
who asks if the kids want to order dessert.
- Hearsay: What
toddlers do when someone mutters a dirty word.
- Independent:
What we want are children to be as long as they do everything
we say.
- Look out: What
it's too late for your kid to do by the time you scream it
out.
- Show off: A kid
who is more talented than yours.
- Top bunk: Where
you should never put a kid wearing Superman jammies
- Whodunit: None
of the kids who live in your house.
To finish
Knock. Knock.
Who's there?
Russell.
Russell who?
Russell up something to eat!
Knock. Knock.
Who's there?
Russia.
Russia who?
Russia through your meal and you'll be sick.
Knock. Knock.
Who's there?
Sherwood.
Sherwood who?
Sherwood like to meet you!
Knock. Knock.
Who's there?
Spain.
Spain who?
Spain to have you keep knocking at this door!
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