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Forest
Park
Asking
for kids' help in BioBlitz inventory
Calling all St.
Louis area kids! You can help this month make a unique inventory
of all living things in Forest Park.
The 24-hour event
is called the St. Louis BioBlitz. It will run from 3 p.m.
Friday, Sept. 10, through 3 p.m. Saturday, Sept. 11.
The goal is to
inventory "all living organisms in Forest Park in the
city of St. Louis."
Marguerite Garrick
is co-chair of the Bioblitz. She said, "We know we can
only do a snapshot of the park's bio-diversity in a single
24-hour period. But, we will gather baseline information for
management of the rejuvenated Forest Park."
About the role
of kids, Garrick said, "We want to put them to work on
teams that will be identifying and counting. They can be the
eyes and ears to help the scientists and naturalists."
The goal is to
identify every plant, animal, insect and water creature in
Forest Park. .
Kid volunteers
from the St. Louis Junior Academy of Science as well as boy
and girl scout groups already have been signed up. But, there
is still an opportunity for individual kids and their families
to join in the BioBlitz.
To learn more,
visit the BioBlitz website at www.stlbioblitz.com.
There's a place to signup to participate on-line. Also, there
is an address where you can send snail-mail requests.
Among the search
groups will be ones looking for birds, mammals, bats, snakes,
aquatic insects, beetles, bees and wasps, plants and lichens,
dragonflies and fish.
Other groups will
be trying to identify the different types of soil in Forest
Park.
After the one-day
BioBlitz, teams of scientists and college students probably
will continue the inventory for as long as a full year.
She said the park
managers need to know exactly what living organisms are in
the park. Then, they can manage the park to provide for the
widest bio-diversity.
One recent example
of managing the level of park wildlife involved a roundup
of some resident geese. "There definitely was an over-population
of them," Garrick said.
Another new specie
of wildlife that has shown up in the park recently has been
coyotes. As a result, the Wild Canid Center or Wolf Sanctuary
will be one of the agencies that will participate in the BioBlitz.
Ms. Garrick said
the idea of an organism inventory in urban public spaces isn't
new. She got the BioBlitz idea from a similar inventory done
in New York City's Central Park.
Forest Park is
even larger than Central Park.
The local park
also is nearly done with a multi-million dollar improvement
campaign. Taking a new inventory of the park's wildlife and
plant "residents" after the improvements is very
appropriate now, she said.
For instance,
many lakes in Forest Park now are connected in a way that
water will circulate throughout the park. Previously, most
of the lakes were separate ponds.
With circulating
water, a wider range of water organisms can be sustained.
Park managers
need to know what organisms are there now. Then, they can
introduce new ones that can live well with those already there.
The two main sponsors
of the St. Louis BioBlitz are the St. Louis chapter of the
Explorers Club and the Gateway Wildlands organization.
The Explorers
Club is an organization that helps organize exploration trips
worldwide. The Gateway Wildlands group is a combined effort
of the Missouri Botanical Garden and the Missouri Department
of Conservation (MDC).
Other sponsors
include the Saint Louis Zoo, the St. Louis Science Center,
Forest Park Forever, the World Bird Sanctuary and the St.
Louis City Department of Parks.
In addition to
the inventory teams, there will be many free public demonstrations.
These demonstrations will range from the MDC and the Illinois
Department of Natural Resources to the information on mushrooms
from the St. Louis Mycological Society.
For last minute
additions to the search teams and public demonstrations, you
can check the BioBlitz website right up to the time of the
event.
Ms. Garrick has
had a life-long involvement in wildlife issues. She is the
daughter of Marlon Perkins, a former St. Louis Zoo director.
Perkins had an international reputation through the TV series,
"Wild Kingdom." She also was a lobbyist for wildlife
issues in Congress and worked for the National Zoo in Washington,
D.C.
Conservation
Kids
seek high conservation rating
Heather, Aaron
and Travis Gemmell are moving closer to earning the highest
rating in the Missouri's Conservation Frontiers program. Their
mother, Lisa, is working right along with them.
The Frontiers
program combines learning and service projects. Participants
get lessons in all sorts of outdoor activities, like archery
and how to make a survival shelter.
But, they also
do projects to conserve and improve outdoor resources. They
include cleaning streams and building outdoor shelters for
wildlife.
The Gemmells have
been in the Frontiers program for four years. At the time,
Heather was 11, Aaron, 9, and Travis, only 7.
Ordinarily, Travis
would have been too young to take part. But, since his mother
and two older siblings were joining, conservation officials
made an exception.
Now, the kids
have earned nearly 80 per cent of the 30,000 points needed
to qualify for a rating of Missouri Conservationist. They've
completed 10 of the 12 steps needed.
Fifteen-year-old
Heather said the best thing about the Frontiers' program is
"that I learned you don't have to fear critters."
She said a lot of her friends "freak out if they even
see a spider." But, she added, "Now, it's easier
to enjoy wildlife."
That's a good
thing for the Gemmell family. They live on 6-acres in rural
Jefferson County, near the town of Pevely. A good portion
of their land is forest.
Thirteen-year-old
Aaron said, "One time we were hunting mushrooms and we
found a fawn." The kids have learned to identify all
sorts of Missouri wildlife.
They've even earned
points for going on a trip to identify vultures.
Sometimes the
identification process has gone a little off track.
Eleven-year-old
Travis said the kids brought a snake into the house. They
were keeping it in a jar until they had time to make an identification.
He said they went out of the house one day and when they came
back the snake had disappeared.
"It may still
be in the ductwork," he said.
Another time,
a salamander got loose in the house. Heather said, "The
next day, it came out of the ductwork all dusty. We had to
wash it off with the hose before we released it."
The Gemmells have
lots of animals around. They have cats, dogs and a rabbit.
They also have built both bird feeders and houses as well
as bat houses.
Heather said her
favorite service activity involved cleaning a stream at the
Rockwood Conservation Reservation. That's where their Frontiers
chapter is headquartered.
"I liked
the Stream Team that got rid of watercress clogging the stream,"
she said.
Aaron said he
enjoyed the building of a survival shelter. That's a wooden
lean-to that you might make if you were lost in the woods
during a winter storm.
Travis described
how the family worked in their own woods to try to cut soil
erosion. First, they tried planting cedar trees. But, they
didn't catch on in the soil. Then, they planted mimosa trees
that are doing better.
The kids also
built a wood pile in their backyard where small animals can
take shelter from weather or from larger predators. Heather
said, "We have bunnies and squirrels in there."
Travis said he's seen snake scales in the pile but noone has
found any living snakes.
The Gemmells had
to make three tries at establishing their butterfly garden,
full of wildflowers. That provides shelter and food for butterflies.
The first year, after planting the seeds, a big storm washed
many of the seeds away.
Then, a year ago,
the crabgrass got started before the flower seeds could sprout.
But, this year,
they planted a big range of wildflowers and they came up well.
Heather said they
were able to identify a variety of butterflies. Included were
the black swallowtail, spicebush, sulphur, common blue and
tiger butterflies. "But, she didn't see any monarch butterflies,"
she said.
The Gemmell kids
not only like the outdoors, they like to do artwork. The kids
all have been winners in the annual Mastodon Art and Science
Fair in Jefferson County. Heather likes to do sculpture while
both Aaron and Travis do oil paintings.
Heather won a
$300 prize from the St. Louis Holocaust Museum for one of
her sculptures. It was a dove of peace on a pedestal surrounded
by a coil of barbwire.
If you'd like
to know more about the Conservation Frontiers program, you
can log on to the Missouri Department of Conservation website
at www.conservation.state.mo.us.
Holiday
Art
Local
kids' artwork helps Glennon kids
Kara Boschert
and Claire Mueller have entered art contests before but, for
Eugene Morgenthaler, this was a first. But, all were winners
in the 2004 Cards for Kids competition.
The competition
is sponsored by Cardinal Glennon Children's Hospital. The
contest finds holiday card designs that can be used to help
raise money for kids' care at the hospital.
Fourteen kids'
art designs were picked from among over 900 entries.
The winning designs
will be reproduced on the hospital's holiday cards. Supporters
of Cardinal Glennon buy the cards to send as holiday greetings.
Proceeds from the sales go into the hospital's Children's
Fund to provide care for infants and young kids.
(If you or
your family would like to order boxes of cards, you can call
(314) 577-5605 or 1-800-269-0552. Also, you
can order online at www.glennon.org.)
(For a list
of all the kid winners and their design names, see sidebar
below.)
Twelve-year-old
Kara of Ballwin said she entered her first art contest at
age 6. It was a newspaper coloring competition. She won tickets
to a Sesame Street Live show. She also was a runner up in
a Missouri Arbor Day poster competition.
But, her best
prize came when she was a finalist in a St. Louis Rams football
media guide contest. "We got Rams tickets and $200 worth
of art supplies," she said.
Thirteen-year-old
Claire of University City said she's entered the Cardinal
Glennon card competition since she was in 5th grade. But,
this was her first win. She'll be in 8th grade this fall at
Cathedral Catholic School in the city of St. Louis.
Kara's card design
was of Jesus, Mary and Joseph. Claire's design was of a Jewish
menorah to commemorate Hanukkah.
Although she's
not Jewish, Kara decided on a Hanukkuh design because everyone
else was doing Christmas or Kwansaa designs. Kwansaa is an
African-American end-of-year holiday. "I wanted to do
something different," she said.
Both of the girls
do lots of drawing and artwork outside of school.
But, for 14-year-old
Eugene of Sunset Hills, the Glennon competition was his first.
However, he said he's liked drawing ever since he started
art classes in lst grade.
His design was
somewhat unusual for a holiday greeting card. He used a gingerbread
character, but it was wearing a Santa's hat. "And there
was a bite out of one arm," Eugene said.
Kara said, when
she's drawing for her own pleasure, "I love to draw girls."
"Sometimes,
I like to do a whole book, no words, just illustrations,"
she added. "I like to do animation rather than realistic
drawings," she said.
Most of her art
work involves pencil sketches. "With oil painting, I
can't say I'm excellent," she said.
Besides art, Kara
is active in the Kirkwood Children's Chorale, a community
choir. She's also in her middle school choir and has sung
solos in school plays.
One of Claire's
best art projects was done when she was in 4th grade. It was
an impressionistic drawing of a "space party." It
showed three aliens and a balloon.
Her parents had
the painting framed and it hangs in their home. Her dad said,
"The artwork matches our family's interest in Star Trek."
When she sketches,
she likes to do landscapes. One of her toughest pieces came
when she decided to sketch the family home. "I'd draw
a little of it every day. It took about a month," she
said.
The hardest part
of the drawing to get right was the front door and porch.
"When I first drew the door, it looked like a juke box,"
Claire said.
Besides art, Claire
said she is very active in dance at the Dimensions Dance Studio.
She takes lessons four days a week and likes ballet the best.
For Eugene, most
of his drawing outside of school involves doodling. "If
I see a movie, I'll doodle about the theme of the movie,"
he said.
He likes to play
a variety of sports and is very active in Boy Scouts. Last
month, he returned from a 10-day Scout trip to the Smokey
Mountains in Tennessee and North and South Carolina.
They hiked on
the Appalachian Trail. Another highlight of the trip was staying
on the U.S.S. Yorktown, an aircraft carrier anchored in Charleston,
S.C.
Here's a listing
of all the kids whose artwork was selected for Glennon's 2004
Cards for Kids holiday cards:
- Molly Lees,
13, St. Louis, subject "Snowman"
- Mary Sahrmann,
12, St. Louis, "Present"
- Eugene Morgenthaler,
13, Sunset Hills, "Gingerbread Man"
- Kathleen Fossell,
13, St. Louis, "House"
- Kelly Suntrup,
10, St. Louis, "Madonna"
- Lawson Franklin,
7, Perryville, Mo., "Candles"
- Kara Boschert,
12, Ballwin, "Holy Family"
- Anna Karpinski,
12, St. Louis, "Church"
- Kevin Schramm,
11, O'Fallon, Mo., "Reindeer"
- Anna Coch,
13, St. Louis, "Penguin"
- Claire Mueller,
12, University City, "Hanukkah"
- Kaitlyn Aholt,
12, August, Mo., "Christmas Tree"
- Alyssa Cadice,
8, St. Louis, "Angel"
- Bobbie Piatcheck,
13, St. Louis, "Santa"
Books
This
month's book reviews
An
assignment to be funny is a lot harder
than just being a class clown
Bobby Garrick
thinks he's pretty funny. He's always making jokes - in his
classroom, on the school bus, at home - everywhere. The trouble
is many of his jokes hurt other people's feelings and he just
doesn't know when to quit. Even his likable fifth grade teacher,
Mr. Matous, is losing patience with him. The school principal
is threatening to send Bobby to the School for Intervention,
one step away from Reform School, if he doesn't start doing
his schoolwork and start taking school seriously.
Bobby's teen-aged
older brother had already been kicked out of school and had
left home. Bobby thought it was unfair that he was being criticized
for being like his brother. After all, all he did was just
joke around, not get into any real trouble.
The kids had been
given the assignment to write a plan for some sort of school
project. Bobby, off the top of his head, suggested that the
school have a school-wide laugh-off day. The teachers and
the kids could compete in telling jokes to see who would be
picked as the funniest. To his astonishment, his teacher and
the principal thought it was a good idea. Bobby was given
the job of picking a date, organizing the day, setting up
rules, and screening participants. In addition, besides competing
in the joke contest himself, he was picked to be the master
of ceremonies. What had he gotten himself into? He had to
do well in order for his teacher and the principal to stop
being mad at him. Besides, he had to prove that he really
was not just a jokester but a comedian with real promise for
a future in comedy. Talk about pressure!
In this paperback,
every chapter starts off with a joke. Examples include: What's
round and has a bad temper? (A vicious circle!). Why is it
so easy to fool vampires? (Because they're suckers!) There
is a serious side to the story, though. Bobby has to figure
out why he is compelled to try to be funny, even when humor
is not appropriate. As readers, we find out, even before Bobby
finally realizes what the problem is.
What
happens when there is no teacher
in a classroom full of kids?
Mr. Fabiano was
the sixth grade teacher. He was known as "Mr. Fab"
to his sixth graders and they all liked him. One Friday, Mr.
Fab had to take a day off from school. Mrs. Muchmore, the
substitute teacher who had been lined up, woke up on Friday
morning and was too ill to come to school. Her message to
the school office had been misplaced. So, guess what? When
the school day started, there was a room full of sixth graders
with no teacher and nobody knew about it.
What was the class
to do? A couple of rowdy kids wanted to start raising a rumpus
right away. But they soon realized that if they called attention
to themselves, the principal would make some kind of arrangements
ones
they might not like. After a group discussion, a vote was
taken. All but one kid in the class voted to try to run the
day on their own without any adult supervision. Jessica Cooke,
the one girl who voted against it argued that is was illegal
for kids to be without a teacher, that it was unsafe, and
that they would all get into trouble anyway. But, right or
wrong, the kids decided to try it on their own.
Karen Ballard,
who is the smartest kid in the class, tries to run the class
pretty much as Mr. Fab would operate on an ordinary Friday.
There were the expected complications like getting the attendance
report and the lunch orders to the office and deciding what
to do about going to music and explaining to other teachers
where the substitute was. There were also unexpected complications,
like Rachel White, who hadn't spoken for six months and only
communicated, even with her own family members, by writing
notes. She had not spoken since the death of a classmate,
Tommy Feathers. There was Bastian Fauvell, a kid from a military
family, whose father had just been transferred. It was Bastian's
last day at the school. Would there be any kind of "farewell
party"?
It is surprising
how many twists and turns a story can take when it's just
about a class on a day when no teacher is present.
Not
just one but seven
thought-provoking short stories
In the first
short story, Willie Markham, a sixth grader who lives in a
fifth floor apartment with his mother, tries to understand
what makes people unhappy and what can be done about it. His
first efforts are with a ragged, dirty-faced man, who sat
on a plastic milk crate in front of the apartment building.
His mother, of course, wants him to ignore the man.
A second story
is about Matt Kaiser, another sixth grader, who is known as
'the baddest of the bad." We find out what it takes to
turn a guy who works at being bad into a really good guy.
It was rough on him as well as members of his gang.
A third plot involves
another sixth grader - a girl whose personal phone rings at
four o'clock on many days after school. Nobody is there
The girl gets to the place where she talks at great length
on the phone, but no one ever answers her back. Is it Brian,
her brother who ran away last year?
There are seven
stories in all. The major character in each one is a middle
school level kid. If you like short stories, all of which
seem to have an unexpected ending, this is the book for you.
A
girl risks her life to save an
injured pilot whale and its calf
Seventh grader
Koby Easton is twelve years old. When she was eight, a speeding
car cost her a right foot while she was riding her bike. Even
though her over-protective mother and some of her school classmates
wouldn't let her forget she was missing a foot, Koby tried
to live as active and normal a life as possible.
Koby and her parents
live on a sailboat anchored in the Florida Keys. Her father
has a powered fishing boat and every day goes out to run his
lobster traps. There are two rubber dinghies tied to the sailboat.
The smaller one belongs to Koby, and when she is out on the
water, she comes close to forgetting that she has only one
foot.
Koby is troubled
by her parents' constant fighting with each other. Her mother
complains about the father being gone all the time. She clearly
does not like living on the water. Koby's father, on the other
hand, loves the feeling of freedom and independence that comes
from owning their own home on the water. He encourages Koby
to be independent and try just about anything on the water,
even if she has only one good leg. The mother is angered by
the father's attitude and wants Koby to be much less active
and to take no risks of any kind.
At the beginning
of the story, Koby is out in her dinghy and discovers a pilot
whale that is wrapped up in a fishing net and seems very near
death. Koby risks going into the water and cutting the net
off the whale. While trying to help the whale recover and
breathe normally, she finds that the whale has a newborn calf.
Koby feels she has to stay with the pair to keep the mother
alive so she can nurse her new baby. As it grows dark, Koby
is cold and frightened. She knows her parents will be frantic.
She can only hope someone will come out looking for her.
Being stranded
in the water with the two whales is just the beginning of
the story. There are plenty of other adventures, including
surviving a hurricane, to keep any reader absorbed in Koby's
struggle to save the whales, save her parents' marriage, and
to simply lead a normal life.
2005
Final Four
2005 Men's
Final Four
"Madness"
lessons lead up to men's tourney
The popular basketball-based
Middle School Madness activities for kids are returning this
fall. They will serve as a preview for the 2005 NCAA Men's
Final Four basketball tournament coming to St. Louis next
March.
During the 2000-01
school year, the Middle School Madness was connected to the
2001 NCAA Women's Final Four. The middle school activities
included a series of class lessons, projects and contests
based on basketball.
Also included
were public events open to kids. They included special basketball
clinics, an all-star basketball game and a Hoop City event
downtown.
Over 110 area
schools participated in the Middle School Madness three years
ago. That involved over 20,000 kids.
This year, Missouri
Valley Conference (MVC) officials expect to involve more schools
and more kids. The MVC is the host conference for the NCAA
tournament.
One reason for
expecting more participation is that access to the 2004-05
program will be easier. All class materials will be available
on-line via the Internet.
The final customized
program for St. Louis won't be available until later this
fall. But, Young Saint Louis.com is publishing a brief
preview here. (YSL.com will add the latest information
here when it becomes available.)
As in 2001, YSL.com
will run local articles on Middle School Madness during the
fall and winter. The stories will focus on local school kids
taking part in the program.
In the months
immediately ahead of the 2005 Men's Final Four, we'll include
advance notice of various public events open to kids. We'll
also include links to other websites where you can get further
information.
The Middle School
Madness program used last year for the men's Final Four in
San Antonio included special lesson plans based on basketball.
The lessons were for social studies, language arts, math,
art, science and physical education and health.
For instance,
the math lesson revolved around an exercise in shooting free
throws. Kids shot free throws and then figured the ratio and
percentages of total free throws shot to those made or missed.
The language arts
class involved developing a 5-minute talk or a 5-paragraph
essay on what makes a great team.
In science, there
was a study of Newton's 3rd Law of Physics, involving action
and reaction. For example, dribbling a basketball involves
a downward action and a reaction as the ball bounces up.
There was an art
project where students develop their own homemade sculpture.
In San Antonio, the class was called Sculpting Motion. Kids
used such things as newsprint, paper cups, balloons and string
to make 3-dimensional figures showing motion.
Another feature
of last year's program involves a whole group of lessons about
sportsmanship. Included was an outline for a school-wide sportsmanship
program.
Games include
basketball trivia, Sweet 16 word scramble and basketball vocabulary.
Leading up to
the March tournament, Middle School Madness includes an opportunity
to attend practices by tournament teams. A NCAA Hoop City
event downtown included all sorts of hands-on basketball related
activities.
A series of Youth
Education through Sports (YES) clinics gave kids a chance
to get lessons from college coaches.
The NCAA website
also includes links to more than a dozen related sports websites.
The Middle School
Madness program helps to build local interest in the upcoming
NCAA tournament.
And the MSM program
has educational goals, including:
- Making middle
school students aware of the opportunities for them through
athletics.
- Incorporating
current, local events into classroom learning. In this case,
it's using basketball information to teach a variety of
educational principles.
Watch YSL.com
in the coming months to learn more about Middle School Madness.
Sports
Ballwin
boy has fine tennis summer
Twelve-year-old
Brandon Davis had a winning summer of tennis. But, he said
he best experience was actually at a tournament in which he
didn't win a match.
The Ballwin, Mo.,
resident won second place in the 12-and-under age category
at the Sweet 16 tennis tournament in Kansas City. He lost
in the finals to Zane Simmons from Oklahoma. That tournament
drew entrants from five Midwest states.
But, he said his
best tennis experience was at the Super Nationals clay court
tournament in North Carolina. He didn't win a single match
in that meet but still had fun and learned.
He explained,
"The Super National was a level higher than the Sweet
16. It drew the top five players in each age group from each
state in the entire country. There were 128 entrants just
in 12-and-under.
"I didn't
win a single match but I had split sets in each match,"
he said.
A split-set match
is when each player wins a set and the match in decided when
one of the players wins the third, and deciding, set. That
means that Brandon was competitive with all his opponents.
He remembered
that his worst tennis experience also involved a tournament
when he didn't win a single match. That was two years ago
when he competed in the Sweet 16 tournament as a 10-year-old.
Now, he's moved
his game to be very competitive in Sweet 16 competition. And
he has learned to enjoy another "no win" tournament
because he knows his game is developing.
Brandon now is
a 7th grader at Southwest Middle School in the Parkway District.
He started with
tennis when he was 3. An early start was natural since his
dad, Andy Davis, is the head tennis pro at the Triple A Golf
and Tennis Club in Forest Park. His mother also taught tennis.
"When I was
three, I'd stand at the net and try to hit back balls from
my dad. I wasn't much taller than the net," he said.
Brandon said he
started playing in tournaments when he was 8. The first meet
was a novice tournament the Frontenac Racket Club. "They
put me in the lowest bracket to get my confidence up. Obviously
it worked; I finished first."
Although his dad
is a tennis pro, Brandon has been taking lessons from another
pro. Mac MacDonald teaches at the Hill Trail Club in Ballwin.
Brandon started with him at age 9.
Last summer, Brandon
worked on a very busy training schedule.
He continued his
year-round, once-a-week practice schedule with MacDonald.
In addition, he attended five sessions at the Triple A summer
tennis camp. Those sessions were three hours in the morning
and another two hours in the afternoon.
Brandon said the
best part of his tennis game now involves his forehand ground
strokes. The part of his game that needs the most work is
his overhead strokes. He said he doesn't pull down enough
on the overheads and the ball sails long.
His practice sessions
involve a set routine, starting with a warm-up. Then, he hits
balls "fed" to him by either a machine or another
player. Then, there's work at the net.
The next series
involves hitting serves and volley shots. And a final exercise
involves returns of service from another player.
Asked about the
type of player who gives him the most trouble, Brandon said,
"The guy who is more consistent." He said, if he's
beaten, it's likely to be a player who "doesn't make
errors before I do."
He said he has
had good success returning service from a player with a "big"
serve.
Brandon said his
favorite pro player is American Andy Roddick. However, it
isn't because Roddick has one of the "biggest" serves
in all of tennis. Rather, Brandon had a chance to watch Roddick
play as a member of the team-tennis St. Louis Aces.
Besides, a "big"
service doesn't always prevail. He said, "Roger Federer
can beat Roddick even though he doesn't have a particularly
strong serve."
For college, he
said he'd like to go to either the University of Texas or
the University of Florida. Both schools have strong collegiate
tennis programs.
Brandon said he'd
like to have a career on the professional tennis circuit.
But, he knows he'll have to be "a lot stronger."
And, he added, "I'll have to be very consistent with
all of my shots."
He said he sees
some of the same problems with Roddick's game when he is under
pressure. Brandon said Roddick has a tendency to become more
inconsistent and to rush his shots.
Entertainment
Air
show fun, and sharks too
The St. Louis
County Fair and Air Show always provides lots of end-of-season
fun for kids and families. This year's fair also includes
a big traveling shark exhibit.
The 13th annual
St. Louis County Fair and Air Show will be held Friday through
Monday, Sept. 3-6, at the fairgrounds at Spirit of St. Louis
Airport in Chesterfield, Mo.
Monday, Sept.
6, has been designated as Scout Day. Boy and Girl Scouts attending
in uniform will get free admission when accompanied by a paying
adult.
In addition, the
scouts can attend educational sessions and complete some requirements
for their aviation or aerospace badges. The badge seminars
will be from 11:30 a.m. to 4 p.m. on Monday. Each seminar
lasts about 30 minutes.
For complete details
on the fair and air show you can call (636) 530-9386
or visit www.stlcofair.org.
As always, there
are all sorts of neat shows and activities for kids and their
families.
A big draw is
the daily air show. In fact, this year, on Saturday and Sunday,
there will be two shows, one in the early afternoon and another
short show in the evening, just before the fireworks displays.
This year, three
aerial teams will perform. The U.S. Navy Blue Angels precision
team and the AeroShell acrobatic team will be there. Also,
the U.S. Army Golden Knights Parachute Team will give demonstrations.
Afternoon air
show times on Saturday, Sunday and Monday will be 12:30- 3
p.m. The Saturday and Sunday twilight shows will be from 7:30-8
p.m.
There are also
lots of attractions on the ground.
A midway includes
world-class carnival rides and interactive exhibits. The Anheuser-Busch
Clydesdales will be there. Faust Park's Historical Village
will show pioneer living.
Bud World, Kids
Town and the Purina Farm's petting zoo will be there.
The fair also
has the region's largest static aircraft display. You'll be
able to see a whole variety of aircraft up close and personal.
Every year, the
fair and air show brings in new attractions.
One of the new
features is the Live Shark Show, only traveling shark show
in the country. A 9,000-gallon tank is filled with circling
sharks. You'll be able to watch a diver swimming with the
sharks.
There's also a
Great White Shark display.
Another new exhibit
is the Double Vee-Tuskegee Airmen Aircraft exhibit. The only
remaining Double Vee training aircraft from World War II will
be on display.
The Tuskegee Airmen
were an all-black aviation group that fought in WWII. The
aviators were trained at the Tuskegee Army Airfield in Tuskegee,
Ala.
Many of the airmen
who trained there were from St. Louis. A giant mural honoring
the role of blacks in U.S. aviation is featured in the Lambert-St.
Louis Airport.
The Boeing Company
also has created a customized exhibit especially for the fair
to celebrate its 65th anniversary. The exhibit
has special emphasis on St. Louis' role in the growth of America's
aviation and aerospace industries.
Another new highlight
will be the chance to get a ride in a Huey Helicopter. The
helicopters will be flown by combat veterans from the Sky
Soldiers Demonstration Team. Rides will be available on Saturday,
Sunday and Monday.
The fair and air
show also provides live entertainment from the main stage.
On Friday night,
the show is sponsored by Radio Disney and is designed for
kids. Greg Raposo, formerly with Dream Street, will be the
main Friday attraction.
The Saturday show
will feature Richard Marx and Ryan Cabrera and Avion. On Sunday,
Better Than Ezra and Sister Hazel will be on main attraction.
Big fireworks
displays follow the Main Stage performances on both Saturday
and Sunday.
Fair proceeds
go to the local chapter of the Children's Miracle Network.
They are shared equally by Cardinal Glennon Children's Hospital
and St. Louis Children's Hospital. This year's goal is $100,000.
That will be added to the $1.2 million that has been raised
in the previous 12 years of the fair.
Admission is free
on the opening Friday evening, which runs from 5 to 10 p.m.
General admission
is $8 on Saturday, Sunday and Monday. Kids ages 6 to 12 and
seniors over 60 get in for $4. Kids under six are free all
days.
Profile
Fourth in a
series
Overseas
mission work by Achiever
Twelve-year-old
Michael Arb of Fenton already has taken part in two overseas
mission trips. Those trips--plus lots of local community service--earned
him special recognition earlier this year.
The 7th grader
at Life Christian School was named a 2004 Gateway Young Achiever
of the Year. He was one of two to win for their outstanding
community service work. The award includes a $1,000 savings
bond.
Young Saint
Louis.com has covered the Young Achiever program for three
years. We announce the year's winners each May. We follow
with profiles of elementary and middle school winners.
(For more about
the Achiever program, log on to www.youngachiever.us.
Our earlier stories this year were in May, June, July and
August)
In both 2002 and
this year, Michael and his family spent two weeks working
at an orphanage in Thailand. The orphanage is run by missionaries
from St. Louis.
Michael said,
"In 2002, we built a soccer field and also played games
and gave gifts to kids in nearby hill tribe villages."
He added, "I also taught Sunday School there."
Then, in April,
the family went back for another two-week mission trip. Michael
said, "This time, we built a basketball court at the
same orphanage." Again, there were gifts to give and
Sunday School to teach.
In the basketball
construction, his job was to take freshly-made concrete in
a wheelbarrow to where the court was being poured. There was
no modern machinery to use.
The sand, rock,
cement and water were hand-mixed and then taken, one wheelbarrow
at a time, to the construction site. "I did that for
three days," Michael said. "I got a couple blisters
and it was very hot. It was summer there," he added.
But, of the mission
trips, he said, "I had a great time. Half the fun was
the chance to spend time with the kids in the orphanage."
When the Arbs
were in Thailand this year, they were there for celebration
of the Thai New Year, including a week-long water festival.
With Michael were his parents, Robert and Cynthia, and an
older brother, Caleb, 14.
Michael said,
"One of the things they do is fill big containers with
water and put in blocks of ice. Then, they throw ice water
on everyone. You're soaked almost the whole week."
Last month, missionary
Debbie Wheeler and her daughter, Taryn, were in St. Louis
and lunched with the Arbs. They were in this country to enroll
Taryn at college in Minnesota.
Another part of
Michael's overseas mission work is actually done from St.
Louis.
He participates
in a program called Compassion Kids. That's sort of pen-pal
organization where kids here communicate with poor children
in foreign lands. The Americans also provide financial support
so the kids can get a Christian education in their homeland.
The Arbs help
support four kids, one each in Haiti, Guatemala, Rwanda and
Indonesia.
Michael also does
community outreach work in St. Louis.
His father is
on the board of the Mission Gate Prison Ministry. That group
works with prison inmates and their families. The ministry
aids kids when a parent is in prison. Also, the ministry works
with the prisoners so they won't revert to crime when they
get out.
Michael said,
"I've been doing that for four years. We help with a
Christmas party and then deliver food and gifts to other disadvantaged
kids."
To be named a
Gateway Young Achiever, the kids have to be good students
and be well-rounded in the home life.
Michael is a straight-A
student and sings in his Life Christian School choir. "I
had a solo, 'I Believe I Can Fly,' in the spring concert,"
he said.
He hopes to make
the junior varsity teams in both soccer and basketball his
year.
To be able to
play those sports helped him get along with the Thai mission
kids.
He said he doesn't
speak Thai but some orphans understand some English because
the missionary leaders are American. And sports are a universal
language for kids everywhere.
He said the Thai
food was very different than American food. "You have
to get used to having rice for breakfast, lunch and dinner,"
he said.
He said he drew
the line on eating bugs. Thai markets include "a whole
row of different kinds of bugs," he said.
Michael plans
to continue his community outreach efforts. He's already planning
a trip to Chicago to help feed the homeless.
St.
Louis History
This Month
in St. Louis History
Aviation
and civil war history
An aviation pioneer
with ties to St. Louis made an important test of his glider
design in 1896. And "Bloody Bill" Anderson was a
key figure in the Battle of Centralia in 1864.
The 1904 Olympic
Games ended it run in St. Louis in September. It was one of
the features of the 1904 World's Fair, which was held in what
is now Forest Park.
These are some
of the highlights of St. Louis and Missouri history provided
to Young Saint Louis.com by the Missouri History Museum.
Why not make a habit of visiting the Museum's website at www.mohistory.org.
Octave
Alexander Chanute
Octave Chanute
was born in France in 1832. But, he was a naturalized American
citizen during much of his working life.
He was a self-taught
civil engineer and active in railroad construction. One of
his methods of preserving wood for use as railroad ties is
still in use today. That's when an oil product called creosote
is forced into wood under pressure.
That process lengthens
the life of the railroad ties.
His work in aviation
centered around his design and building of gliders. Those
were machines capable of flight but without engines. He also
contributed to advances of control and stability of flying
machines.
The St. Louis
connection comes from the fact that one of his gliders was
a big attraction at the World's Fair. The glider was a twin-winged
model that was launched like you launch a kite.
But, rather than
you running to get the kite aloft, the glider was pulled by
a 400-foot rope tied to a giant winch that reeled in the rope.
For more about
the history of flight, see www.lib.uchicago.edu/e/crerar/exhibits/chanute3.html.
William
T. (Bloody Bill) Anderson
One of the most
notorious Southern raiders during the Civil War period in
Missouri was William T. Anderson.
He grew up in
Huntsville, Mo. But, it was the massacre at Centralia, Mo.,
in September, 1854, that helped to solidify his nickname.
He was in command
of a band of 350 "bushwackers" when he raided Centralia.
First, he robbed two stores and dozens of homes. Then, he
robbed a stage coach and held up a train.
On the train were
23 unarmed federal soldiers. He killed all but one of them
with firing squads.
He then set a
trap for a force of Union soldiers who were supposed to hunt
him down. Anderson killed 123 of those soldiers.
His raiding spree
came after he claimed the Union was responsible for the death
of one of his sisters.
After Centralia,
Anderson lived just one more month. He was trapped by a Union
patrol and killed.
For more about
the civil war, visit www.civilwarhistory.com/quantrill/anderson.htm.
1904
Olympic Games ends in September.
The 1904 Olympic
Games in St. Louis ran from August 29 through September 3,
1904.
This was the first
Olympic Games held in the United States after the Games were
revived in 1896. They were held in conjunction with the 1904
World's Fair.
Most of the Games
events were held at Francis Field, the stadium on the campus
of Washington University.
For more about
the Games and the World's Fair, see the second part of this
history feature. YSL.com features each month a story
of World's Fair trivia from a book by St. Louis author Joe
Sonderman. See below.
Phoebe
Wilson Couzins
Phoebe Wilson
Couzins was born in St. Louis on Sept. 7, 1842. When she was
admitted to the Washington Law School, she was the first American
woman to be offered an education in the law.
She became the
second woman in the U.S. to graduate from law school. She
also was the second to be admitted to a bar association. She
was the third woman allowed to practice nationwide.
Couzins didn't
practice law for very long. Rather, she became one of the
first women in the National Woman Suffrage Association. That's
the organization of Susan B. Anthony that fought for women's
voting rights.
For more about
Couzins, see www.umsystem.edu/whmc/mohisto/sept8.html.
From "St.
Louis World's Fair 365"
Bullfighting,
corsets and
Olympic golf during September
There was a little
bit of everything happening in September at the 1904 St. Louis
World's Fair. The bullfighting exhibitions were closed, corsets
were exhibited on live models and the last Olympic golf competition
was held.
Also, the 100th
anniversary celebration of the Lewis and Clark Journey of
Discovery was held at the Oregon exhibit. About 800 members
of Merriwether Lewis' family lived in St. Louis.
These are just
a few of the more than 100 items listed in the September chapter
of the book, "St. Louis World's Fair, 365."
(St. Louis
author Joe Sonderman has put together a book of trivia about
the 1904 St. Louis World's Fair. He granted permission to
Young Saint Louis.com to quote some of the monthly
items. If you would like a copy of the book, check local book
stores or the www.booksonstlouis.com
website.)
Here are 10 of
the September items from Sonderman's book:
Sept. 1, 1904:
Records were falling at the Olympic Games. Ralph Rose of the
Chicago A.A. set a record for putting the 16-pound shot. Archie
Hahn, "The Milwaukee Meteor," set an Olympic record
for the 200-meter dash with a time of 21.6 seconds. Perikles
Kakousis became the first Greek to win a medal, hefting 246
pounds on the barbell.
Sept. 3, 1904:
Local forecaster E.H. Bowie confirmed that St. Louis had
been blessed with great weather for the fair. Bowie said that
the summer of 1904 was the coolest since 1875. The average
high was 74.27 degrees for June, July and August, which certainly
helped attendance.
Sept. 8, 1904:
Governor Dockery and State Attorney General Crow were fighting
to close down the bullfight exhibitions, which had resumed
near the Skinker entrance to the fair. After seven performances,
Sheriff E.C. Henken of St. Louis County arrested the ticket
sellers and the chief of the capeadores.
Sept. 13, 1904:
The Negritos won a fire-making competition against the Ainus
of Japan and the African pygmies. The Negritos used friction
between bamboo sticks to get a spark in 58 seconds. They had
a fire going in less than two minutes. Anthropology Professor
Frederick Starr said it was apparent that the Negritos were
a more developed race.
Sept. 15, 1904:
The Cummins Wild West Indian Congress and Rough Riders of
the World show presented a special recreation of Colonel Custer's
Last Stand. Colonel Frederick Cummins himself played Custer.
Cummins claimed some of the Indians in the show had taken
part in the massacre at the Little Big Horn.
Sept. 15, 1904:
Louis G. Madrigal, a 19-year-old deaf mute from Peru, arrived
after walking 7,600 miles from Lima. He started out on September
9, 1902. Madrigal couldn't tell about his trip, but he carried
14 books. Those books included documentation from towns he
passed through, including the signatures of three South American
presidents.
Sept. 20, 1904:
The noted French aviator Hippolyte Francois arrived with his
airship, the Ville de St. Mande, named in honor of
the village that helped him build it. Hippolyte's ship was
far and away the largest at the fair. The gasbag was 100 feet
long and 35 feet in diameter. A trench had to be dug to get
the ship out of the aerodrome.
Sept. 22, 1904:
For the first time in St. Louis, corsets were exhibited on
live models. The International Society of Dressmakers presented
a demonstration in "The New York style." Mrs. Helene
C. Crosby fitted corsets on models, "both thin and fat."
Male reporters were barred from the demonstration, but were
allowed to view the before and after effects.
Sept. 23, 1904:
Lewis and Clark Centennial Day was observed with a celebration
at the Oregon Building. The building was a replica of the
expedition's 1805 winter quarters, Fort Clatsop. A reunion
of the Lewis family took place at the Camp Lewis tent city.
It was reported that there were some 800 members of the family
now living in St. Louis.
Sept. 24, 1904:
George S. Lyon of the Toronto Golf and Country Club won the
Olympic Golf Championship, defeating American Champion H.
Chandler Egan. Heavy rain in the morning kept the gallery
at Glen Echo Country Club down to about 100 people. It marked
the last time golf was featured as an Olympic sport.
Things
to do
Places to Go,
Things to Do
Forest
Park Balloon Race and more
The Great Forest
Park Balloon Race provides some spectacular day and nighttime
viewing for kids and their families. That's just one of a
number of Places to Go, Things to Do during September.
Each month, in
this space, Young Saint Louis.com gives you a preview
of events and activities you can do during the coming month.
Many of them are available for your whole family to enjoy.
In addition, in
this YSL.com issue, there are a couple full stories
on the home page that give you a chance to participate. Those
stories involve a BioBlitz survey of living things in Forest
Park and a look at the upcoming St. Louis County Fair and
Air Show.
Be sure to check
out those events as well as looking at the items listed below.
Forest
Park Balloon Race
The Great Forest
Park Balloon Race will be held Friday and Saturday, Sept.
17-18. This is the 32nd anniversary of the
nationally-known parade of hot-air balloons.
The event weekend
begins on Friday evening, with the Balloon Glow below the
park's World's Fair pavilion.
That's when all
of the balloons are anchored but glowing from the fires that
heat the air inside the balloons. Spectators are free to walk
through the "forest" of balloons and talk with the
operators.
This makes a dramatic
picture as nightfall comes to the park.
The race itself
is on Saturday. Festivities start at noon with the start of
the race set for 4:30 p.m.
During the afternoon,
there are a number of activities, some especially for kids.
The Pepsi Parachute
Team will perform, starting at 3 p.m.
For complete details,
visit www.greatforestparkballoonrace.com
Sci-fi
Film Fest at Science Center
The popular Sci-Fi
Film Fest has returned to the St. Louis Science Center, beginning
with a showing September 17. Other shows will be October 8
and Oct. 15.
A fun "spaced
theme" cartoon will be shown before each feature-length
film.
The film showings
are free. The shows are to be shown outside
the James S. McDonnell Planetarium in Forest Park.
The Friday, Sept.
17, feature will be "It Came from Outer Space."
This film was first released in 1953. It tells the story of
John and Ellen who are the only people on earth who believe
a fireball approaching the Earth is an alien space ship, rather
than a meteor.
The Friday, Oct.
8, film will be "Journey to the Far Side of the Sun."
On Friday, Oct. 15, the feature film is "Invasion of
the Body Snatchers."
Any questions,
call (314) 289-4444 or visit www.slsc.org.
Fun
Club bike ride to Arrow Rock
Trailnet's Bicycle
Fun Club is partnering with Missouri Meanders for a 3-day
getaway to Arrow Rock, Mo., September 4-6.
Arrow Rock is
the tiny mid-Missouri town that has a reputation for live
theater and quaint shops. In addition, the area around the
town provides some fine rural scenery.
There are routes
available for rides from 15 to 50 miles. Overnight accommodations
are available, including camping sites at the state park in
Arrow Rock.
For information,
call (314) 306-3996 or visit www.trailnet.org.
Some
neat evening outdoor activities
The Missouri Department
of Conservation has a number of evening activities during
September. Included are "An Evening with Mr. Whiskers,"
an "Owl Prowl," and "Spider Sniffing."
These are just
a few of the programs offered at the MDC's St. Louis area
facilities.
"An Evening
with Mr. Whiskers" is an evening catfish fishing on Friday,
Sept. 10, at the Busch Memorial Conservation Area in St. Charles
County. The "Owl Prowl" is also at Busch Saturday,
Sept. 25.
The "Spider
Sniffing" evening will be at the new Columbia Bottom
Conservation Area on Friday, Sept. 24.
Other MDC areas
at Powder Valley and Rockwoods Reservation also have schedule
events.
For complete schedules,
visit www.mdc.mo.gov/areas/
The
Faust Folk Festival
The St. Louis
County Parks Department will present the Faust Folk Festival
on Saturday and Sunday, Sept. 25-26.
The 7th annual
folk festival is held at the Faust Historical Village in Faust
Park in western St. Louis County. Hours are from 11 a.m. to
5 p.m. both days.
Kids can watch
how pioneers did blacksmithing and metalwork. Also, there
are demonstration of rail splitting, wheat weaving, cornhusk
dolls, woodcarving and more.
For more information,
visit www.stlouisco.com/parks.
Math
Puzzler
Four
winners in final Mr. Math Puzzler
Four past winners
got all the answers correct in the last Mr. Math Puzzler competition.
The questions in the August edition were the final ones in
the three-year run of the feature.
Those getting
all six of the August Puzzlers correct were:
Zachary Bian,
11, of Grace Christian Academy; Rowland Han, 13, of Wydown
School in Clayton, and brothers Eric Hsu, 10, and his brother,
Philip, 12, both of Crestview School of Chesterfield School.
Because this is
our last competition, Young Saint Louis.com is going
to waive its 3-book-certificate rule and give $10 Borders'
book certificates to all four winners.
Wayne Hesse, an
8th grade math teacher at Green Park Lutheran School, has
been Mr. Math Puzzler for the last three years. The feature
started in September, 2001.
During that time,
there have been over 200 Math Puzzlers featured on YSL.com.
You can go back
and try some by clicking on the Past Stories tab on
the home page. Just pick any month after September, 2001.
You can find the answers to each by jumping forward one month,
and look for the Answer story.
YSL.com
will continue to emphasize math in the coming months. Many
of the articles in coming months will have math elements in
them. We're also looking for another participatory math feature
for your enlightenment and entertainment.
If any of you
have any suggestions, be sure to offer them. You can e-mail
us by clicking on the Your Turn tab on the home page
and use the self-addressed e-mails offered there. If you want
to send a snail-mail message, our office address is listed
there.
Here are the answers
and explanations for the August Puzzlers:
The
Math Puzzler answers for August, 2004
1. What number
should be removed from this list so that the mean of the remaining
numbers is 6.1?
1,
2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 and 11.
Answer:
5
The explanation:
The sum of the 11 numbers is 66. Therefore, you'd need to
subtract 5 to reduce that number to 61. Then, when divided
by the 10 you'd end with a mean of 6.1.
2. When George
took his place in the marching band, he noticed that he was
10th from the front, 7th from the back, 3rd from the left
and 8th from the right in the rectangular formation. How many
members were in the band?
Answer:
160 members
The explanation:
If George is in the 10th row from the front and the 7th row
from the back, it means there are 16 rows, front to back.
If he's the 3rd from the left and the 8th from the right in
his row, the row has 10 members. Therefore, 10 times 16 equals
a 160-member band.
3. What is the
remainder when the product (1492) (1776) (1812) and (1999)
is divided by 5?
Answer:
1
The explanation:
You can find this after without multiplying those four numbers,
which would result in a very big number. You can do it by
multiplying the ones digits of the four numbers (2 x 6 x 2
x 9) to get 216. Then, divide that number by 5 and the remainder
is 1.
4. When the 171st
positive even integer is subtracted from the 220th positive
odd integer, the result is z, determine the value of z.
Answer:
Z = 97
The explanation:
First, multiply 171 by 2 to get 342. Then, multiply 220 by
2 and then subtract 1 to get 439. Then, subtracting 342 from
439, you get the answer of 97.
5. The energy
saved from one recycled aluminum can will operate a television
for 3 hours. How many aluminum cans would have to be recycled
to furnish enough energy to operate 680 television sets for
4.5 hours per day for one week?
Answer:
7,140 can.
The explanation:
This answer can be achieved easily by setting up a chart.
The three columns include the Number of cans, the Number of
TVs and the Hours. First, you have to figure that 4.5 hours
a day equals 31.5 hours per week. Therefore, since one can
powers a TV for three hours, it will take 10.5 cans to power
one TV for 31.5 hours.
| #Cans |
#TVs |
#Hours |
| 1 |
1 |
3 |
| 680 |
680 |
3 |
| 7,140 |
680 |
31.5 |
6. Joan, Tim and
Karen each start with the same positive number. Joan subtracts
1, doubles that result and then adds 2. Tim doubles his number,
then subtracts 1 from the result and then adds 2. Karen subtracts
1 from her number, adds 2 to the result and finally doubles
the answer. Who will get the largest final answer? (Hint:
You can use any positive number to do this problem or, if
you use some principles of algebra, you don't even need a
number to figure which person has the largest final answer.)
Answer:
Karen
The explanation:
Again, a chart for each kid will help get the answer. Starting
with x, work out the answer for each kid.
| Joan |
Tim |
Karen |
| x |
x |
x |
| x-1 |
2x |
x-1
|
| 2(x-1) |
2x-1 |
x-1+2 |
| 2(x-1)+2 |
2x-1+2 |
2(x+1) |
| 2x-2+2 |
2x+1 |
2x
+ 2 |
| 2x |
|
|
Fun
& Games
Fun
& Games
Trivia - Miscellaneous
Trivia
When you're done, click
here for the answers.
- Of whom was
it said, "In 1492, he sailed the ocean blue."
- What American
is called "The Father of His Country?"
- What American
president was called "The Rail Splitter?"
- What famous
aviator was known as "The Lone Eagle?"
- What baseball
player was known as "The King of Swat?"
- Who said,
as he stepped from his vehicle, "One small step for
man, one giant step for mankind?"
- What girl
from Kansas had a little dog named "Toto?"
- What fictional
boy conned other boys into whitewashing his aunt's fence?
- Who is the
American cyclist who has dominated Gran Prix bicycle racing
in recent years?
- What old elf
is famous for saying, "Merry Christmas to all, and
to all a good night?"
Crossword Puzzles
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Jokes
For a change, we'll start off with the knock, knocks
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy wind blows, de cradle will rock!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you doing in my house?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police stop telling these awful knock, knock jokes!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Candice be the last knock, knock joke?
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- No!
By Kurt Reply
- Home Construction
By Bill Jerome Home
- Why Cars Stop
By M. T. Tank
Now let's
try some bumper stickers
- If you think
nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
- The buck doesn't
even slow down here.
- A waist is
a terrible thing to mind.
- We do precision
guesswork.
- Advice is free.
The right answer will cost you plenty.
- It's lonely
at the top, but you eat better.
- What if there
were no hypothetical questions?
- No sense being
pessimistic, it wouldn't work anyway.
- Despite the
cost of living, it's still popular.
- Always try
to be modest
and proud of it.
- Stupidity does
not qualify as a handicap
park elsewhere.
And for a weak
ending
Do rabbits have
combs?
No, they use harebrushes!
Answers
to Fun & Games
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