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September 2004 Vol.5 Issue 9
Fun
& Games
Trivia - Miscellaneous
Trivia
When you're done, click here
for the answers.
- Of whom was
it said, "In 1492, he sailed the ocean blue."
- What American
is called "The Father of His Country?"
- What American
president was called "The Rail Splitter?"
- What famous
aviator was known as "The Lone Eagle?"
- What baseball
player was known as "The King of Swat?"
- Who said, as
he stepped from his vehicle, "One small step for man,
one giant step for mankind?"
- What girl from
Kansas had a little dog named "Toto?"
- What fictional
boy conned other boys into whitewashing his aunt's fence?
- Who is the American
cyclist who has dominated Gran Prix bicycle racing in recent
years?
- What old elf
is famous for saying, "Merry Christmas to all, and to
all a good night?"
Crossword Puzzles
When you have completed the puzzles, you can click
here to find the answers!
Young
Saint Louis.com #1
| Across |
Down |
5.
length, width, depth
7. for kids w/o homes
8. an observance
9. made to order |
1.
standards, rules
2. take first look
3. seek converts
4. applies everywhere
6. numbers relationship |
Young
Saint Louis.com #2
| Across |
Down |
1.
unstructured drawing
4. shaping clay
7. response to stimulus
9. drawings that move
10. keep in memory |
2.
the poor, destitute
3. candelabrum
5. game competition
6. group of singers
8. in last group |
Young
Saint Louis.com #3
| Across |
Down |
2.
goal is to win
3. self-assurance
4. unmoving
7. ones who enter
9. military type dress |
1.
wingless craft
3. no ups and downs
5. usual pattern
6. off the ground
8. large wall painting |
Early
Fall
| Across |
Down |
1.
game of the season
3. burden begins
4. playoffs and series
5. gets shorter
9. too short a period
10. looked forward to
11. get longer
12. new term underway |
2.
starts to cool
6. don't get caught
7. good to see again
8. colors turn |
Jokes
For a change, we'll start off with the knock, knocks
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy wind blows, de cradle will rock!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you doing in my house?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police stop telling these awful knock, knock jokes!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Candice be the last knock, knock joke?
More book titles
- Unemployed
By Anita Job
- Off to Market
By Tobias A. Pigg
- Handel's Messiah
By Ollie Luyah
- French Overpopulation
By Francis Crowded
- No!
By Kurt Reply
- Home Construction
By Bill Jerome Home
- Why Cars Stop
By M. T. Tank
Now let's try
some bumper stickers
- If you think
nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
- The buck doesn't
even slow down here.
- A waist is a
terrible thing to mind.
- We do precision
guesswork.
- Advice is free.
The right answer will cost you plenty.
- It's lonely at
the top, but you eat better.
- What if there
were no hypothetical questions?
- No sense being
pessimistic, it wouldn't work anyway.
- Despite the cost
of living, it's still popular.
- Always try to
be modest…and proud of it.
- Stupidity does
not qualify as a handicap…park elsewhere.
And for a weak
ending…
Do rabbits have
combs?
No, they use harebrushes!
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