Fun
& Games
From "Outside Jokes" book
of wildlife cartoons
(Copyright: Betty C. Grace)
"I
hate heavy rains. They always
make the worms soggy."
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(Reprinted by permission
of artist)
Editor's Note:
Copies of the "Outside Jokes" book are on
sale through:
The Nature Shop, Missouri Department of Conservation
P.O. Box 180, Jefferson City, MO 65102-018
or call toll free: 887-521-8632
Crossword
Puzzles
When you have completed the puzzles, you can
click here to find
the answers!
Puzzle
#1
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2. second
year student
4. news writing
5. kids without parents
7. participation
9. a medical analysis
11. not dangerous
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1.
be accepted into
3. side vision
6. almost fanatic
8. made-up writing
10. one of same status |
Puzzle #2
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1. popular field game
4. a joining together
7. caved in
9. early school
10. to imitate
11. feminine
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2.
recovering from hurt
3. player participation
5. asked for money
6. a making over
8. stock on hand
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Puzzle
#3
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1.
ease to find on web
7. a reasoned approach
8. surface scratchings
9. one who brings order
10. recreate past event
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2.
aircraft related
3. terrain illustrated
4. importance of
5. the one before
6. show compass use
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From
Book Reviews
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1.
kidnapped
4. escapees from war
5. proof of office
7. octupus arms
12. separated from all
13. upset times
14. highly skilled
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2. hidden identity
3. put up with
6. shamed
8. state of being poor
9. low-level importance
10. trick into following
11. cunning, scheming
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Some back to school jokes
Teacher: I see you missed the first day of school.
Kid: Yes, but I didn't miss it much!
What school supply is always tired?
A knapsack!
Teacher: Could you please pay a little attention?
Kid: I'm paying as little as I can!
Teacher: Where is your homework?
Kid: I ate it.
Teacher: Why?
Kid: You said it was a piece of cake!
Teacher: Why is your homework in your father's handwriting?
Kid: I used his pen!
Teacher: You've got your shoes on the wrong feet!
Kid: But these are the only feet I've got!
Miscellaneous stupid jokes
What does a plant do when it's ready to go home?
It leaves!
What do you call two people who embarrass you in front of your
friends?
Mom and dad!
Why did the police wake the sleeping child?
Because they heard there had
been a kidnapping!
What did baby corn say to mommy corn?
Where's popcorn?
Who sits on babies?
A baby sitter!
What's the richest kind of air?
Millionaire!
What did the lamp say when it was turned off?
I'm delighted!
What happens when a cat eats a lemon?
It becomes a sour puss!
Why do elephants never forget?
Because nobody ever tells them
anything!
What animal has more lives than a cat?
A frog, he croaks every night!
What did one flea say to the other flea?
Shall we walk or take the dog?
Why are igloos round?
So polar bears can't hide in
the corners!
Joe: I lost my dog.
Josephine: Why don't you put an ad in the newspaper?
Joe: Don't be silly! He can't read!
What happened to the cat that swallowed a ball of wool?
She had mittens!
What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a flea?
Bugs Bunny!
Our usual knock knock ending
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Radio.
Radio who?
Radio not, here I come!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Scott.
Scott who?
Scott nothing to do with you!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to know?
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