Fun
& Games
From "Outside Jokes" book
of wildlife cartoons
(Copyright: Betty C. Grace)
(Reprinted by permission
of artist)
Editor's Note:
Copies of the "Outside Jokes" book are on
sale through:
The Nature Shop, Missouri Department of Conservation
P.O. Box 180, Jefferson City, MO 65102-018
or call toll free: 887-521-8632
Crossword
Puzzles
When you have completed the puzzles, you can
click here to find
the answers!
Puzzle
#1
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3. a
small stall
4. helps communication
5. sea related
6. studies past groups
8. nullified an act
9. initiating ceremony
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1.
a learning plan
2. wandering around
3. works with metal
6. real, actual
7. group of musicians |
Puzzle #2
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3. streets crossing
7. unhealthy elements
8. study of life forms
9. an encircling route
10. plan of procedure
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1.
a showing how to use
2. a part of something
4. with limitations
5. to make well known
6. fairly rare flower
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Puzzle
#3
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5.
seasonal flights
6. interact in group
10. an incident
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1.
the senior team
2. well-controlled
3. involves one person
4. ducks, geese
7. plans structures
8. occur at same time
9. relates to schooling
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From
book reviews
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2.
governing group
4. shiney flakes
6. dead
7. killing of president
10. housing for dogs
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1. with full intent
3. without enthusiasm
5. a destructive event
8. woven or knit cloth
9. unrestrained action
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Jokes (Riddles to open with)
What did Napoleon become after his 39th year?
40 years old!
Can you spell eighty in only two letters?
How about A-T?
Can you name the capitol of every U. S. state in two seconds?
Washington, D. C.!
Which end of a bus is it better to get off of?
It doesn't matter. Both ends
stop!
Why don't bananas ever get lonely?
Because they hang out in bunches!
Why are skeletons normally so calm?
Because nothing gets under
their skin!
Why do dragons sleep during the day?
So they can fight knights!
Some scary book titles
The Omen
By B. Warned
The Vampire's Victim
By E. Drew Blood
Never Make a Witch Angry
By Sheila Tack
Ghost Stories
By I. M. Scared
The Bad-tempered Werewolf
By Claudia Armoff
Going on a Witch Hunt
By Count Miout
Black Magic
By Sue Pernatural
A Ghost in My House
By Olive N. Fear
How to Keep a Vampire from Your House
By Dora Steel
When to Go Witch Hunting
By Mae B. Tomorrow
The ABC's of Knock Knocks
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Acid.
Acid who?
Acid down and be quiet!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben knocking on this door all morning!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Chester.
Chester who?
Chester minute, don't you recognize me?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have to keep telling all these jokes?
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