Fun
& Games
From "Outside Jokes" book
of wildlife cartoons
(Copyright: Betty C. Grace)
"Go
ahead, but remember what happens
to the early worm ."
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(Reprinted by permission
of artist)
Editor's Note:
Copies of the "Outside Jokes" book are on
sale through:
The Nature Shop, Missouri Department of Conservation
P.O. Box 180, Jefferson City, MO 65102-018
or call toll free: 887-521-8632
Crossword
Puzzles
When you have completed the puzzles, you can
click here to find
the answers!
Puzzle
#1
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2. studies old cultures
3. digging sites
5. limits placed upon
7. maker of tools
8. an infection
9. branch of math
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1. restore
to health
4. highly energized
6. people from past
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Puzzle #2
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1. make understandable
3. wind instrument
5. job, type of work
6. show how it works
8. make arts and crafts
9. not religious
10. in its first form
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2.
keep in production
4. form of dance
7. next generation
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Puzzle
#3
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1.
game play
2. calls game action
6. before grade one
8. South American mammal
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1.
can be kept going
3. living close by
4. physical distortion
5. bounce the ball
7. roof of mouth
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From
book reviews
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1.
to be sorry
5. for a short time
7. lived in
9. heavy cloth
10. interfere with
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2. infrequent
3. a closing down
4. common birds
6. a magician
8. poor housing
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Jokes
How about some "pay close attention" jokes?
Question: If a plane crashed on the border of England
and Scotland, where would they bury the survivors?
Answer: You don't bury
survivors!
Question: David's father has three sons - Snap, Crackle,
and _____?
Answer: David, of course!
You are a bus driver. At the first stop four people get on.
At the second stop eight people get on. At the third stop, two
people get off. At the fourth stop, everybody gets off. The
question is what color are the bus driver's eyes...
The same as yours. Remember
that you are the bus driver!
If the red house is on the right side and if the blue house
is on the left side, where is the white house?
Washington, D. C.!
If two's company and three's a crowd, what are four and five?
Nine!
What is the best hand to write with?
Neither - it's better to write
with a pen!
Plays on words
When is a car not a car?
When it turns into a garage!
How much do pirates pay for their earrings?
A buccaneer!
How many ears did Davy Crockett have?
Three - his left ear, his right
ear, and the wild front ear!
Did you hear about the fifty-pound jellybean?
It's pretty hard to swallow!
How did the soaking wet Easter Bunny dry himself?
He used a hare dryer!
And, finally
Knock. Knock.
Who's there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have to keep telling knock knock jokes?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ocelot.
Ocelot who?
Ocelot a questions, don't you?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive just around the corner.
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